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At Sonia, Sonic and Manic's House......

Sonic and Manic:" *playing a pokemon video game* "

Sonia:" *walks in room* don't you two think you should be getting ready for tomorrow, instead of playing a video game?..."

Manic:" This IS how were getting ready... see, I just kicked sonic's blastoise in the Blastoise... "

Sonic:" *pauses game* Don't worry big sis, we practiced just for the occasion tomorrow. lets show her manic..."

Manic:" *glares at paused game* fine..."

Sonic:" This is exactly what's gonna happen... *puts three rubber balls on his bed* I choose this one... *Manic hands him a ball* thanks... *walks back over, sits down, un-pauses and starts playing game* "

Manic:" Yep, no worries..."

Sonia:" *walks over to Tv and unplugs game* "

Manic:" why'd ya do that?!"

Sonia:" Bed... so you'll actually be awake enough to say 'I choose this one' tomorrow..."

Sonic:" How are we supposed to practice while were asleep?... me and manic have been practicing while we've been playing video games, what, are we supposed to say I choose you in our sleep?"

Sonia:" no, your supposed to say it tomorrow when you go to get your pokemon... which means you need to be awake to pick... now, bed..."

Sonic:" Sonia, you may be the oldest... But, I am the man of the house... and the man says... *plugs tv back in* Games...."

Manic:" who says I'm not the man of the house?..."

Sonia and Sonic:" *bursts out laughing* "

Manic:" TT I think I should be insulted..."

Sonic:" Manic, you can't even spell insulted, that's the reason..."

Manic:" Neither can you..."

Sonia:" both true..."

Sonic:" Uh-huh... N-S-A-L-T-E-D... see?..."

Sonia:" "

Manic:' I stand corrected..."

Sonic:" *nods head in approval* stick with me little bro and you'll have A's in school..."

Sonia:" Manic, do me a favor and don't pick sonic to be your role-model... I would rather you follow in my footsteps... at least then you would know that insulted was spelled I-N-S-U-L-T-E-D..."

Sonic:" if he follows in your footsteps then he'll be walking like a girl, duh..."

Manic:" and wearing a skirt... "

Sonic:" and crying over a broken nail..."

Sonic and Manic:" *chuckles* "

Sonia:" TT Fine, if you won't listen to me then I have no other choice... MOM! *walks downstairs* "

Sonic:" AH! Hide! *dives under bed* "

Manic:" why?..."

Sonic:" because the true man of the house is coming up..."

Manic:" Oh... *dives in closet* "

Zacherias:" *walks upstairs with sonia following after* Sonic... manic... aren't you two supposed to be in bed?..."

Manic:" *comes out of closet* false alarm bro... it's just mom... X3 "

Sonic:" I find it funny that you'll let me save the world from ultimate destruction, but you won't let me stay up pass Seven O-Clock.... Old people go to bed at seven..."

Zach:" TT Yes... but, it's the day before you go off on a journey of your own... and you need your sleep..."

Manic:" Maybe sonia needs some beauty sleep... But, I'm already hot..."

Sonic:" *smiles wickedly* and people can't even look at me because how smoking I am... I'm my own steam bath..."

Aleena:" *walks upstairs* are you two back-talking your father up here?..."

Manic:" Nope, were back-talking mom... *points to zach* "

Sonic:" silly father... backs don't talk..."

Aleena:" *holding ruler* Bed... Now..."

Manic:" *laying in bed, already in pajamas* yeah, sonic... it's time for bed... dad says so..."

Sonic:" Pfft, I'm the fastest thing alive she can't catch me... *about to run off* "

Aleena:" *grabs sonic by arm* No way mister, it's bed time for you... *drags sonic out of bedroom* "

Manic:" *hides under covers* go to my happy place, go to my happy place... "

Sonic:" *screams* "

Manic:" Run to your happy place... *whimpers* "

Zach:" Come on sonia... it's time for bed... "

Sonia:" alright, night... *walks to her room* "

Zach:" *turns light off and shuts door as he leaves* "

Manic:" *whimpers louder* "

Sonic:" *rubbing butt* *opens manic's door* shut up you mutt, I have a BUTT ache..."

Aleena:" Sonic, weren't you supposed to be in bed...?"

Sonic:" 00' I don't remember."

Aleena:" TT "

Sonic:" Oh, I remember now... *kisses aleena's cheek* Night mommy, I love you... *runs in room and slams door* "

Manic:"....."

Aleena:" *closes manic's bedroom door* "

At Shadow's House....

Shadow:" *sitting at computer, laughing* I just love porn..."

Black Doom:" *floats in* Shadow! you better not be watching porn, when you have a long journey starting tomorrow..."

Shadow:" *clicks another tab, and clicks off the other tab, Puts it on dora* No...... Just watching dora..."

Black Doom:" *shivers* that's worse... now, you know your not supposed to be watching porn.... without me... *Floats above chair and starts watching porn with shadow* "

The Next Day......

Matt and Mase:" *crawls out of sleeping bags that are in front of the professors lab* "

Mason:" I told you it would be sssmart to do thiss... *goes in lab with matt following behind* Now, we get firsst pickss...."

Dr./Prof. Eggman:" Isn't it kinda early for you two boys to be here?... TT "

Mason:" Nope, now give me mah pokemon..."

Matt:" *yawns* Me too..."

Eggman:" Alright... *pushes button and the pokeballs with pokemon come up* pick whichever..."

Mason:" whatss thiss one?... *points at pokeball* "

Eggman:" choose it and find out..."

Mason:" Hmm.... whatss thisss one?... *points to another pokeball* "

Eggman:" Choose it and find out...."

Mason:" I can have more then one?..."

Matt:" *bangs head on wall* stupid, stupid..."

Eggman:" No, you get one..."

Mason:" TT Then how am I sssupposed to know what they all are?..."

Eggman:" Choose it and find out..."

Mason:" AH! TT jusst give me the besst one..."

Eggman:" Okay... *smiles evilly* *hands him a pokeball* this is the best one...."

Matt:" and I want... this one... *picks up random pokeball* *says in girly voice* cause this ball looks shiny..."

Mason:" well, mine hass fat guy fingerprintss on it... *looks at eggman* "

Eggman:" TT "

Matt:" *rubs ball on eggmans butt* Mine has a fat man's butt prints on it..."

Eggman:" *lets out a angry sigh* You'll also need a pokedex and five more pokeballs..."

Mason:" are my other pokeballss gonna have fat guy fingerprintss on them?... ^3^ "

Matt:" wait... I thought there was a world of pokemon out there... why do we only get five balls?... *whispers to mason* I think this fat guys kinda stingy..."

Eggman:" *putting on gloves over top his other gloves* you get five because your only allowed carrying six pokemon at a time... when you want to catch more you must send at least one of your pokemon to me, and then your allowed to catch another... get it?..."

Mason:" ssure... now, why you putting another pair of glovess on?... you to fat for only one pair to cover your handss?..."

Eggman:" No... I'm putting them on so you won't complain about my fat guy fingerprintsssss...."

Mason:" you makin fun of the way I talk chubby?.... TT "

Eggman:" goodbye and good luck on your journey... contact me when you get to your first pokemon center... *shoves them out the door* *locks door* "

Matt:" *chuckles evilly* hey mase I found a loop hole..."

Mason:" what iss it?..."

Matt:" we can share all our pokeballs... and whoever runs out of their sixth one first, can use the others to get more..."

Mason:" *growls* my pokeballss... and I'm not ssharing...."

Matt:" *mumbles* looks like I was right... the fat man is stingy..."

Mason:" *stomps on matt's foot* TT I'm not fat... *hooks pokeballs onto his belt* Now, letss ssee what kinda pokemon we got..."

Matt:" Fine... Oh, and mase?..."

Mason:" what?..."

Matt:" remind me to get steel toed surgery..."

Mason:" anything for you buddy... but, why don't you jusst do like me... and get a ssteel toe made into your sshoes... *points at his feet* I usse it to kill Issaac..."

Matt:" One, that would be weird... and lets just see what kinda pokemon we got okay?..."

Mason:" Okay... whoss going firsst?..."

Matt:" well, you got the best one so lets start with you first..."

Mason:" Okay... *grabs pokeball off belt* Go pokeball... *throws pokeball and the pokemon comes out* 0-o what iss it?... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Psyduck, the psychic pokemon..."

Mason:" Pssyduck?... sso your ssuppossed to be awessome huh?..."

Psyduck:" Psy...."

Mason:" what do you do?..."

Psyduck:" Psy...."

Mason:" TT' you ssure are sstupid... do ssomething..."

Pysduck:" *falls face first on ground and cries* Psy...."

Matt:" *chuckles* in a weird way he reminds me of you when I take your pudding away at bedtime..."

Mason:" That sstupid professsor gave me a default... thiss iss all your fault you sstupid pssyduck...."

Matt:" don't call it stupid, you'll hurt it's feelings..."

Mason:" sso?..."

Psyduck:" *in emo corner* *crying* "

Matt:" well, you have feelings don't you?..."

Mason:" Maybe.... fine, I'll keep IT... TT return... *throws pokeball at psyduck and it bounces off his head and he starts crying more* *lets a long aggravated sigh out* *stomps over to him* *grabs pokeball, opens it, picks up psyduck and starts trying to cram him in* "

Psyduck:" Psy... psy... psy... *bites mason* "

Mason:" OW! TT why you.... *looks over to see psyduck running away* Oh no you don't... *chucks pokeball at psyduck* RETURN! *psyduck goes in his pokeball and the pokeball flies back to mason (it happens in the show) Puts pokeball back on belt* "

Matt:" My turn... *throws pokeball* Come on out new buddy... "

Charizard:" CHAR! *breathes fire straight in air* "

Matt:" *wearing black sunglasses and eating popcorn* Ooooo..."

Mason:" TT why do you get the cooly awessome fire breathing monster dragon like pokemon, and I get the sstupid little retarded duck that doessn't know how to do ssquat and criess all the time...?"

Matt:" cause I'm patient... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Charizard, the dragon and fire type pokemon..."

Matt:" cool... *has unpoped popcorn kernels* think you can help me out?..."

Charizard:" *breathes fire on kernels* "

Matt:" *popcorn pops out in matt's face* AH! "

Mason:" *glaring at pokeball that has psyduck in it* "

Matt:" *gives charizard a hand full of popcorn* return... *puts charizard back in his pokeball* "

Mason:" Letss jusst get going..."

With Silver......

Silver:" *skipping to the professors lab* "

Isaac:" *skipping next to him* "

Silver:" *stops in front of lab* O-o who are you?... where did you come from?... "

Isaac:" ^,^ "

Silver:" *backs away and goes in lab* I'm here to get my first ever super-de-duper awesomely amazing and cute pokemon.... :3 "

Eggman:" *rubbing temple* Great... another nutcase.... here... pick one... *gestures with hand to the pokemon filled pokeballs* "

Silver:" Ooooo there's so many..... *grabs one* I want this one... I can tell it's gonna be cute... and cool... and mine... and a great pokemon to coordinate with...."

Eggman:" your going to be a coordinator?..."

Silver:" Yep..."

Eggman:" *laughs* "

Silver:" what?..."

Eggman:" nothing.... here is your pokeballs and pokedex... and a bottle to store what pride you have left..."

Silver:" Meany... *walks outside* Hmm... I wonder what I got... *throws pokeball* time to meet your trainer little guy..."

Whooper:" whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa..."

Silver:" Daw... your so cute..."

Whooper:" whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa..."

Silver:" I'm not even gonna stick you in your pokeball... no, you deserve freedom... *picks whooper up* come on lil buddy..."

Whooper:" whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa..."

Silver:" Yep, your going on a adventure with me... *starts walking* "

With Isaac......

Isaac:" *walks in lab, grabs pokemon, pokedex, and pokeballs, pinches eggmans butt, winks at him and leaves* "

Eggman:" o-o ...."

With Tails......

Tails:" *goes in lab* excuse me sir... But, do you have any really smart pokemon?..."

Eggman:" *shoves a pokedex, pokeballs and pokemon filled pokeball in tails arms* *kicks him out door* TT "

Tails:" *sitting on ground* ow... *gets up* not the warmest welcome... *shrugs* aw well, time to meet my new pokemon... *throws pokeball* Come on out friend... "

Pidgey:" *pecking at wings* "

Tails:" cool... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Pidgey, the flying type pokemon..."

Tails:" I can your tell you're probably one of the most smartest pokemon there is..."

Pidgey:" *pecking at ground, hasn't blinked once* "

Tails:" *picks up pidgey and sets him on his shoulder* "

Pidgey:" *falls off* "

Tails:" Oh my gosh... pidgey are you okay?..."

Pidgey:" Bock...."

Tails:" *breathes out slowly* oh good... it's probably best that I put you back in here... *puts him in his pokeball* Now, off to our adventure..."

With Preston and Nolan......

Preston and Nolan:" *in front of pokemon lab* "

Nolan:" Dude, can you please quit cleaning the welcome mat and come in here with me...?"

Preston:" if I must... *puts rubber gloves on, opens door and goes in* "

Nolan:" *walks in after preston* "

Eggman:" I suppose you two are here for your pokemon as well?..."

Nolan:" *sarcastic* No.... my friend here thinks your the most adorable being alive and wanted to ask you out on a date..."

Eggman:" Sorry, but, I'm already in Love... with my work...."

Nolan:" Oh, darn... *looks at preston* "

Preston:" actually, yes, indeed we are here for our starter pokemon."

Eggman:" TT Oh... well, go ahead and pick one then...."

Preston:" *picks up pokeball* this should do... thank you sir."

Nolan:" Okay, fatty... whatcha got for me?..."

Eggman:" *mumbles* I got something for you... TT "

Nolan:" I don't like the look on your face, actually to be completely honest with myself and you... I don't like your face at all, cause it hurts mine..."

Eggman:" Just pick your pokemon..."

Nolan:" Fine... "

Two Hours Later......

Nolan:" I got it! *picks up pokeball* this one..."

Eggman:" *playing cards with preston* Hm?... Oh, your done?... alright then... *shoves five pokeballs and a pokedex a piece to each of them* *pushes them outside and closes door* "

Nolan:" and it didn't take me long to pick him out either..."

Preston:" *rolls eyes* shall we see what we have?..."

Nolan:" sure, but, I go first... *throws pokeball* "

Geodude:" geodude... geodude..."

Nolan:" time to see what kind of pokemon you are... lil footless dude... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Geodude, the rock type pokemon..."

Nolan:" I already like you more than preston... "

Preston:" *glares* that pokemon is nothing but a clump of dirt with eyeballs..."

Nolan:" don't you talk about clumpy that way..."

Preston:" your such a nit... *throws pokeball out* "

Snorlax:" *snoring* "

Nolan:" how did that thing fit in there?!"

Preston:" well, now I don't only have to worry about you eating all my food, I have to worry about this bloated ball of fat eating me..."

Nolan:" remember when you said all clumpy was, was a clump of dirt with eyeballs?..."

Preston:" Yes?..."

Nolan:" *smirks* at least clumpy has eyeballs..."

Snorlax:" *farts* "

Preston:" Disgusting creature! *shoves a can of air freshener up where the sun don't shine* you need this! "

Nolan:" *covering nose with hands* No kidding dude, pee-u... am I right clumpy?..."

Geodude:" *covering invisible nose with arms* *coughs and nods* geodude..."

With Jandro and Emiko......

Jandro:" Come on emiko, lets go in and get our pokemon... "

Emiko:" alright jandro... *they both walk in* "

Eggman:" More people?! how many trainers, breeders, conessiurs and coordinators are there?..."

Jandro:" TT well, aren't you nice... we just want our pokemon then we'll be on our way..."

Emiko:" *about to say something* "

Jandro:" *grabs emiko by the head and starts smoothing her hair back* now look, you hurt my sisters feelings, she's even to upset to speak..."

Emiko:" *choking in jandro's armpit* "

Jandro:" Just give us our pokemon... you cruel, heartless man..."

Eggman:" just take one...."

Jandro:" *lets go of emiko and she falls on the floor* ... emiko! are you alright?... is there something wrong with your legs?... can you not walk?... are you..."

Emiko:" *grabs jandro by shirt and slams him on the floor* *stands up and walks across jandro's back to the pokemon* "

Jandro:" at least your backs alright... *stands up and straightens back until he hears a pop* are backs supposed to sound like that?..."

Emiko:" TT are all brothers as annoying as you?..."

Jandro:" well, I do live with you... so... yeah..."

Emiko:" *grabs an empty pokeball, opens it and shoves it on jandro's head* *grabs one of the pokemon* I'll take this one, thank you... ^w^ "

Jandro:" *walks over with pokeball still on his head* *moves hand around until he finds a pokeball* I'll take this one... "

Eggman:" Okay, and here's a pokedex a piece and five pokeballs for you... *hands emiko five pokeballs* and four for you... *hands jandro four pokeballs* "

Jandro:" why does she get more?..."

Eggman:" well, when you take the one off your head, you'll have five too..."

Jandro:" Oh, okay... thanks... *they both walk out* Do you want to check out what pokemon we have?..."

Emiko:' Duh... of course I do... "

Jandro:" alright me first... *throws pokeball* "

Zorua:"...."

Jandro:" Oh... what's..."

Emiko:" AWWWWWW it's so cute... *gets down on knees and pets zorua* "

Jandro:" TT' Uh, yes... well, let me see what it is... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Zorua, the dark type pokemon..."

Emiko:" you don't look dark... you look like you'd be nice..."

Zorua:" *uses fury swipe on emiko* "

Jandro:" *rips zorua off emiko* Bad... you do not rip my sister limb from limb... return... *puts zorua back in pokeball* "

Emiko:" *stands up and rubs face softly* Ow... "

Jandro:" wanna see what pokemon you got?..."

Emiko:" sure... *throws pokeball* Please be nicer than zorua..."

Mew:" Mew.... "

Emiko:" Aw.... *grabs mew and holds her like a baby* ^^ he/she is so cute... *snuggles* *opens pokedex* lets see who you are..."

Pokedex:" Mew, the legendary Psychic Pokemon..."

Emiko:" legendary?... why would they be giving a legendary pokemon to a beginner?..."

Jandro:" *shrugs* lets go... "

Emiko:" Okay... "

In Lab......

Eggman:" where'd the mew go?... I was going to use it to take over the world... where did it go?..."

With Shadow......

Shadow:" *walks in lab* *grabs pokeball* I'm taking my friggen pokemon!"

Eggman:" ... well, don't forget your pokedex and five other pokeballs... *hands them over to shadow* "

Shadow:" *stomps out* It better be a friggen good one... or... *makes a pretend slit at his throat, chuckles evilly* *throws pokeball out* get out of there lazy butt... "

Lucario:" Lucario...."

Shadow:" *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Lucario, the fighting and steel type pokemon..."

Shadow:" so you fight huh?..."

Lucario:" *nods* "

Shadow:" show me... Now..."

Lucario:" *uses Aura sphere on shadow* "

Shadow:" I love you lucario... *pets lucario* "

With Vector......

Vector:" Finally, I can realize my dream of becoming a REAL coordinator.... then I can sell the ribbons I win and make a quick buck... my mamma will be so proud... *walks in lab* *grabs pokeball* this one will be my money maker..."

Eggman:" and here's a pokedex and five pokeballs..."

Vector:" *snatches them from eggman* thanks... *walks outside* *throws pokeball* lets see ya..."

Totodile:" toto..."

Vector:" Blue?... I woulda preferred green but, okay... just call me dada..."

Totodile:" "

Vector:" time to go new lil buddy... *puts totodile back in pokeball* I have a son..."

With Scourge......

Scourge:" *busts threw lab door* Kay, fat freak... give me my pokemon..."

Eggman:" TT "

Scourge:" I want a good one too...."

Eggman:" Well, then don't take this one... *scoots a pokeball back* "

Scourge:" *stares at eggman quizzically under his sunglasses* your trying to hide the good one huh?..."

Eggman:" Oh no... no,no,no,no,no,no.... well, maybe..."

Scourge:" *grabs the one eggman has* I'll take this one..."

Eggman:" Are you sure?... because you can't switch... and I have so many better ones..."

Scourge:" Nope, I'm keeping this one..."

Eggman:" No please... don't.... well, if you insist! *hands him a pokedex and five pokeballs* good luck on your journey and yada yada ya... *shoves scourge out the door and locks it* "

Scourge:" .... well, come on out freak... *throws pokeball* ....... what the **** is that?!"

Jigglypuff:" Jiggly...."

Scourge:" Nuh-uh no way am I getting stuck with some ******* pink puff ball! *walks back to door and tries to open but it's locked* you better let me in! you are not sticking me with some fat pink puff ball..."

Eggman:" I did say that it wasn't a good one... *chuckles evilly* "

Scourge:" *growls* you tricked me! "

Eggman:" Oh, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no... well maybe... I do need some fun you know..."

Jigglypuff:" *walks next to scourge who's already walking down the road* "

Scourge:" Bug off... No one wants you... I'll get a cool pokemon by myself..."

Jigglypuff:" *starts singing* "

Scourge:" Oh, great! it sings! just shut... shut... *falls over asleep* "

Jigglypuff:" Hmph! jiggly! *pulls out marker* *starts scribbling on his face and sunglasses* "

With Rouge......

Rouge:" *walks up to lab door* Hmm... *looks over to see a passed out scourge and mad jigglypuff sitting on his unconscious body* Looks like I'm missing all the excitement... *goes to open lab door but it's locked* "

Eggman:" Sorry, But, you get no other pokemon..."

Rouge:" and whys that?..."

Eggman:" *opens door* Oh, I thought you were that pesky green hedgehog..."

Rouge:" you mean him?... *points to scourge* "

Eggman:" Well, he certainly didn't make it far... come on in..."

Rouge:" *walks inside* .... I'll take this one... *grabs pokeball and looks it over* "

Eggman:" very well, and here's five other pokeballs and a pokedex... *hands them over to rouge* "

Rouge:" Thanks prof... *walks outside* "

Eggman:" I should probably lock this... he won't be happy when he wakes up... *shuts and locks door* "

Rouge:" *throws pokeball* "

Mismagius:" Mismagius..."

Rouge:" Okay... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Mismagius, the ghost type pokemon..."

Rouge:" and what are you?... *points pokedex towards jigglypuff* "

Pokedex:" Jigglypuff, the normal type pokemon..."

Rouge:" a normal type?... alright then... now, what did you do to him?... *bends down and pokes scourge* "

Scourge:" Hmm.... *sits up quick and bangs heads with rouge* Ow... you Mother *******.... who are you?..."

Rouge:" *rubbing head* I'm rouge... you alright there hun?..."

Scourge:" *stands up* yeah... I guess... Man, I must of konked out..."

Rouge:" what's all over your face?..."

Scourge:" what do you mean?..."

Jigglypuff:" Jiggly!"

Rouge:" pulls a small mirror out of her bag* look for yourself..."

Scourge:" ..... "

Rouge:" well?..."

Scourge:" YOU did this! *grabs jigglypuff* I'm gonna kill you! *starts strangling jigglypuff* "

Rouge:" No need to strangle it..."

Scourge:" *glares at rouge* Fine... *puts jigglypuff in pokeball* and you can stay in that ******* ball! "

Rouge:" *puts mismagius in her pokeball* where you heading off to?..."

Scourge:" First town with a garbage can..."

Rouge:" well, I'm a coordinator... I'm heading towards my first contest..."

Scourge:" I'm a trainer so I figure I should go ahead and head towards a gym..."

Rouge:" want to go together... "

Scourge:" if you promise not to say anything about what's in this pokeball..."

Rouge:" Okay..."

Scourge:" good..."

Rouge:" Or maybe not..."

Scourge:" TT' this is gonna be a LONG journey... *rouge walks pass scourge* But, at least I gotta good view... *walks after* "

With Cream and Marine......

Marine:" O'right mate, lets get us a pokemon... *walks in lab* "

Cream:" I wander what kind they got..."

Marine:" Oooo I want this one... *grabs a pokeball* "

Cream:" I'll take this one please..."

Eggman:" *throws ten pokeballs and two pokedex's at them* split them evenly..."

Cream:" *picks them up and gives marine hers* Thank you..."

Marine:" C'mon let's get outta this bloaks way, mate... *they both walk outside* "

Cream:" I wander what pokemon I got..."

Marine:" Lets check them out mate... *throws pokeball* "

Mudkip:" *licks inside nose* "

Marine:" He's perfect... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Mudkips, the water type pokemon..."

Cream:" want to see what I have?..."

Marine:" Sure mate..."

Cream:" *throws pokeball* "

Minun:" Minun..."

Cream:" *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Minun, the electric type pokemon..."

Cream:" your really cute minun..."

Minun:" Minun... *hops in creams arms and cuddles into her* "

Cream:" Aw... "

Marine:" *puts mudkip up in his pokeball* Lets go mate..."

Cream:" Okay..."

With Charmy......

Charmy:" *flies in lab* WOOOOOO! what kinda pokemon you got? what kinda pokemon you got?... huh? huh? huh? huh? "

Eggman:" *smacks five empty and one filled pokeball(s) and a pokedex in charmy's arms, shoves him outside* "

Charmy:" *smirks* that's how you get the good pokemon... *throws pokeball* "

Beedrill:" Bzzzz."

Charmy:" Brother! *hugs beedrill* *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Beedrill, the bug and poison type pokemon..."

Charmy:" cool...... lets go beedrill.... and conquer the pokemon gym battles! x3 *puts beedrill in his pokeball* "

With Yasuo and Vittorio......

Vittorio:" uh... I-a forget... why-a are we-a goin to the Doctors?... 030 are-a you hurt my-a Japanese-a friend?..."

Yasuo:" TT' *sigh* we're not going to the doctors... we're going to the pokemon professor to get a pokemon and start our pokemon journey..."

Vittorio:" do we-a gotta..."

Yasuo:" of course... trust me, you will want to... *walks in lab* we are here to get our pokemon... "

Eggman:" *chucks ten pokeballs and two pokedex's at yasuo* give half of that stuff to your friend... I've seen so many faces today that they all look the same..."

Vittorio:" *walks in* does-a that make sense my-a japanese-a friend?..."

Yasuo:" I don't think so... here. *hands a pokedex and five pokeballs to vittorio* now pick a pokemon..."

Vittorio:" I wan-a that one...."

Yasuo:" *stares blankly at vittorio* which one?..."

Vittorio:" the red-a, white and-a black one..."

Yasuo:" But, they are all.... oh, never mind... *grabs two pokeballs and hands one to vittorio* lets go... and thank you for the pokemon... oh, and one last thing... *walks over and hits eggman* you should not THROW the stuff at the trainers...."

Vittorio:" you-a picked up the exact-a pokemon I-a wanted..."

Yasuo:" *grabs vittorio's hand and walks outside* want to see what pokemon we got?..."

Vittorio:" what is-a this-a pokemon you-a keep speaking of?..."

Yasuo:" these... *throws pokeball* O-O .... TT' of course I get a girly pokemon... "

Eevee:" ^w^ "

Yasuo:" *deep sigh* *bends down and picks eevee up, pets him* "

Vittorio:" It-a matches your-a hair..."

Yasuo:" TT' well, lets see yours..."

Vittorio:" Fine... *stares at pokeball* Come out..."

Yasuo:" you have to throw it numb skull..."

Vittorio:" Oh, okay... *throws at yasuo's head* "

Squirtle:" squirtle squirt squirt..."

Yasuo:" O-O "

Vittorio:" aw... it is-a so cute..."

Yasuo:" what IS it though...? "

Vittorio:" *frowns at yasuo* I don-a know..."

Yasuo:" Hmm... Oh, I know... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Squirtle, the water type pokemon..."

Yasuo:" Okay, and you are..."

Pokedex:" Eevee, the normal type pokemon..."

Vittorio:" Ooooo *whispers to squirtle* "

Squirtle:" *nods* *uses water gun on yasuo* "

Yasuo:" TT you did that on purpose.... "

Eevee:" *growls* *jumps out of yasuo's arms and tackles vittorio and squirtle* "

Yasuo:" *laughs* "

Squirtle:" *growls* Squirtle squirt squirt... *uses water gun on eevee again* *hops on vittorio's head* "

Eevee:" *about to tackle them both again* "

Yasuo:" Ah, ah, ah... it's not worth it... *picks eevee up* lets go victtorio..."

Vittorio:" *growls* I wish I had a water gun... "

With Jake......

Jake:" *walks in lab* sup noob... whatcha got?..."

Eggman:" *throws five pokeballs and a pokedex at jake* whatever is left on the table..."

Jake:" Thanks... *grabs pokeball and walks outside* Now lets see what pokemon I got... *throws pokeball* "

Growlithe:" Growlithe..."

Jake:" *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Growlithe, the fire type pokemon..."

Jake:" sweet... lets go... "

With Dainan......

Dainan:" *walks in the lab* *picks up pokeball* "

Eggman:" *chucks pokeballs and pokedex at him* "

Dainan:" *picks up pokeballs and pokedex, frowns at eggman* *sighs angrily and stomps out* Hmm... *throws pokeball* "

Zekrom:" TT "

Dainan:" you look friendly... Hmm... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Zekrom, the legendary dragon and electric pokemon..."

Dainan:" Zekrom?... well, okay zekrom... are you ready to go?... "

With Seria and Brandie......

Seria:" are you ready brandie?..."

Brandie:" *nods* come on sis... *they both walk in the lab* "

Seria:" *walks up to eggman* "

Eggman:" *throws pokeballs and pokedex at seria, then does the same to brandie* "

Seria:" TT hi... I'm seria b-b..."

Brandie:" say it...."

Seria:" Bucket... and this is my sister brandie bucket... as you probably already know were here to get our pokemon, what do you recommend?..."

Eggman:" the table..."

Seria:" come on brandie... *picks up a pokeball* "

Brandie:" *picks up a pokeball* hope mines cute..."

Seria:" hope mines ugly and mean... *they both walk out* *throws pokeball* "

Jirachi:" ^w^ "

Brandie:" aw...."

Seria:" Mmm Kay... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Jirachi, the legendary steel and psychic pokemon..."

Brandie:" My turn... *throws pokeball* "

Vulpix:" vuuuulpix..."

Brandie:" Awwwww.... *picks it up and cuddles with it* you will NEVER be put back in your pokeball..."

Seria:" you scare me sometimes..."

Brandie:" the feelings mutual... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Vulpix, the fire type pokemon..."

With Tammie, Tiffany, Nolie, Fiona, Teresa, Ricardo, Julia, Zuke and Acheron......

*they all walk in the lab* (they're not all together they just walked in at random together... TT we've been writing for hours and we're being lazy)

Eggman:" *has a mini cannon with pokeballs and pokedex's* *shoots the right amount at each person* "

Fiona:" what's the big ideal?! "

Eggman:" *points up at a sign that says 'WARNING flying pokeballs and pokedex's' * "

Fiona:" whatever... *grabs pokeball and walks out* "

Tammie, Teresa, Ricardo, Nolie and Julia:" *grabs pokeball and walks out* "

Tiffany:" *pulls up shirt sleeve* *walks over, decks eggman, grabs pokeball and walks out* "

Acheron:" *rubbing head* *picks up pokeballs, pokedex and grabs a pokeball, walks out* "

Zuke:" *walks over and grabs pokeball and walks out* "

(Fiona got a Cyndaquil, Tammie got a Scyther, Nolie got a Celebi, Tiffany got a hitmonlee, Teresa got a Bellossom, Ricardo got a Raikou, Julia got a Marill, Zuke got a Empoleon and Acheron got a Mr. Mime)

With Sonic and Manic......

Manic:" Come on man, lets get these pokemon... I can't wait to see what we get..."

Sonic:" Okay, okay... *they both walk in* "

Manic:" Hey, wha..."

Eggman:" *shoots manic and sonic with his mini cannon of pokeballs and pokedex's* "

Manic:" Not cool man... not cool... *picks up pokeballs and pokedex* "

Sonic:" *rubbing head and whimpers* Ow... "

Manic:" Hmm... hey, there's only two left..."

Sonic:" I call dibs on this one... *grabs one of the last two pokeballs* "

Manic:" whatever... *grabs the other* *they both walk out* "

Sonic:" *throws pokeball* Daw... look at it..."

Pichu:" chu..."

Manic:" ^w^ aw... who couldn't love a face like that?... *pets pichu* "

Pichu:" TT *zaps manic* "

Manic:" AH! *laying on ground* "

Sonic:" *chuckles* you okay bro?..."

Manic:" that depends..."

Sonic:" On what?..."

Manic:" are hedgehogs supposed to smell like fried chicken?..."

Sonic:" I don't think so..."

Manic:" then I'm not okay... *stands up* "

Sonic:" But, you smell good..."

Manic:" I know... I always smell good... now, lets see what that thing is... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Pichu, The electric type pokemon..."

Sonic:" Now lets see what you have..."

Manic:" alright... *throws pokeball* AHH! *jumps in sonic's arms* "

Ghastly:" Gastly...."

Manic:" w-what is that thing?..."

Sonic:" I don't know, but, it looks just like you..."

Manic:" Not funny... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Gastly, the ghost and poison type pokemon..."

Manic:" *shivers* return.... *puts gastly back in his pokeball* *looks at sonic* trade me..."

Sonic:" No.... *drops manic* "

Manic:" Oof! oh, come on..."

Sonic:" No way... I called dibs..."

Manic:" 0^0 please?..."

Sonic:" no.... now, lets go..."

In A Totally Different Place......

Itchee:" So were sophost to be chatcher pokemon... cus I'm shure me and thurbee can do it..."

Ogolf:" Not before me and randolph do... *pets rock* "

Itchee:" Nuuh-uh... me an thurbee are ghona chapthure ALL da pokemon..."

Greg:" you two don't even have pokemon... you have a rock and a furby... TT whereas me and voltorb can do this by ourselves... "

Itchee:" you dhsut a big ceeshe hed..."

Dynama:" Guys... we were discussing what our team name is gonna be..."

Itchee:" I git the pethit naume thor us... we wil bwe twha leegue od thillinous edildoers united... *holds up sign that reads 'League Of Villainous Evildoers United'* Sheee?..."

Dynama:" you realize that spells L.O.V.E.U.?"

Itchee:" Huh?... o-o ueh, it dhoes, dhoesinit?..."

Demium:" can you all keep it quiet?... me and wobbuffet are trying to train over here."

Wobbuffet:" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Itchee:" he shure is anooin...."

Wobbuffet:" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Greg:" it never ends..."

Wobbuffet:" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Demium:" your telling me..."

Wobbuffet:" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Demium:" *strangles wobbuffet until he passes out* "

Greg:" thank you...."

Gagasquat:" Indeed... Makes my hair stand on ends..."

Itchee:" waht hare?..."

Greg, Demium, and Ogolf:" *chuckles* "

Gagasquat:" *puts long black wig on* this hair!"

Itchee:" *giggles* "

Greg:"......."

TBC......................... (Don't blame me and my sis, were tired... it's midnight here... actually 12:31 to be exact.... )

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At Sonia, Sonic and Manic's House......

Sonic and Manic:" *playing a pokemon video game* "

Sonia:" *walks in room* don't you two think you should be getting ready for tomorrow, instead of playing a video game?..."

Manic:" This IS how were getting ready... see, I just kicked sonic's blastoise in the Blastoise... "

Sonic:" *pauses game* Don't worry big sis, we practiced just for the occasion tomorrow. lets show her manic..."

Manic:" *glares at paused game* fine..."

Sonic:" This is exactly what's gonna happen... *puts three rubber balls on his bed* I choose this one... *Manic hands him a ball* thanks... *walks back over, sits down, un-pauses and starts playing game* "

Manic:" Yep, no worries..."

Sonia:" *walks over to Tv and unplugs game* "

Manic:" why'd ya do that?!"

Sonia:" Bed... so you'll actually be awake enough to say 'I choose this one' tomorrow..."

Sonic:" How are we supposed to practice while were asleep?... me and manic have been practicing while we've been playing video games, what, are we supposed to say I choose you in our sleep?"

Sonia:" no, your supposed to say it tomorrow when you go to get your pokemon... which means you need to be awake to pick... now, bed..."

Sonic:" Sonia, you may be the oldest... But, I am the man of the house... and the man says... *plugs tv back in* Games...."

Manic:" who says I'm not the man of the house?..."

Sonia and Sonic:" *bursts out laughing* "

Manic:" TT I think I should be insulted..."

Sonic:" Manic, you can't even spell insulted, that's the reason..."

Manic:" Neither can you..."

Sonia:" both true..."

Sonic:" Uh-huh... N-S-A-L-T-E-D... see?..."

Sonia:" "

Manic:' I stand corrected..."

Sonic:" *nods head in approval* stick with me little bro and you'll have A's in school..."

Sonia:" Manic, do me a favor and don't pick sonic to be your role-model... I would rather you follow in my footsteps... at least then you would know that insulted was spelled I-N-S-U-L-T-E-D..."

Sonic:" if he follows in your footsteps then he'll be walking like a girl, duh..."

Manic:" and wearing a skirt... "

Sonic:" and crying over a broken nail..."

Sonic and Manic:" *chuckles* "

Sonia:" TT Fine, if you won't listen to me then I have no other choice... MOM! *walks downstairs* "

Sonic:" AH! Hide! *dives under bed* "

Manic:" why?..."

Sonic:" because the true man of the house is coming up..."

Manic:" Oh... *dives in closet* "

Zacherias:" *walks upstairs with sonia following after* Sonic... manic... aren't you two supposed to be in bed?..."

Manic:" *comes out of closet* false alarm bro... it's just mom... X3 "

Sonic:" I find it funny that you'll let me save the world from ultimate destruction, but you won't let me stay up pass Seven O-Clock.... Old people go to bed at seven..."

Zach:" TT Yes... but, it's the day before you go off on a journey of your own... and you need your sleep..."

Manic:" Maybe sonia needs some beauty sleep... But, I'm already hot..."

Sonic:" *smiles wickedly* and people can't even look at me because how smoking I am... I'm my own steam bath..."

Aleena:" *walks upstairs* are you two back-talking your father up here?..."

Manic:" Nope, were back-talking mom... *points to zach* "

Sonic:" silly father... backs don't talk..."

Aleena:" *holding ruler* Bed... Now..."

Manic:" *laying in bed, already in pajamas* yeah, sonic... it's time for bed... dad says so..."

Sonic:" Pfft, I'm the fastest thing alive she can't catch me... *about to run off* "

Aleena:" *grabs sonic by arm* No way mister, it's bed time for you... *drags sonic out of bedroom* "

Manic:" *hides under covers* go to my happy place, go to my happy place... "

Sonic:" *screams* "

Manic:" Run to your happy place... *whimpers* "

Zach:" Come on sonia... it's time for bed... "

Sonia:" alright, night... *walks to her room* "

Zach:" *turns light off and shuts door as he leaves* "

Manic:" *whimpers louder* "

Sonic:" *rubbing butt* *opens manic's door* shut up you mutt, I have a BUTT ache..."

Aleena:" Sonic, weren't you supposed to be in bed...?"

Sonic:" 00' I don't remember."

Aleena:" TT "

Sonic:" Oh, I remember now... *kisses aleena's cheek* Night mommy, I love you... *runs in room and slams door* "

Manic:"....."

Aleena:" *closes manic's bedroom door* "

At Shadow's House....

Shadow:" *sitting at computer, laughing* I just love porn..."

Black Doom:" *floats in* Shadow! you better not be watching porn, when you have a long journey starting tomorrow..."

Shadow:" *clicks another tab, and clicks off the other tab, Puts it on dora* No...... Just watching dora..."

Black Doom:" *shivers* that's worse... now, you know your not supposed to be watching porn.... without me... *Floats above chair and starts watching porn with shadow* "

The Next Day......

Matt and Mase:" *crawls out of sleeping bags that are in front of the professors lab* "

Mason:" I told you it would be sssmart to do thiss... *goes in lab with matt following behind* Now, we get firsst pickss...."

Dr./Prof. Eggman:" Isn't it kinda early for you two boys to be here?... TT "

Mason:" Nope, now give me mah pokemon..."

Matt:" *yawns* Me too..."

Eggman:" Alright... *pushes button and the pokeballs with pokemon come up* pick whichever..."

Mason:" whatss thiss one?... *points at pokeball* "

Eggman:" choose it and find out..."

Mason:" Hmm.... whatss thisss one?... *points to another pokeball* "

Eggman:" Choose it and find out...."

Mason:" I can have more then one?..."

Matt:" *bangs head on wall* stupid, stupid..."

Eggman:" No, you get one..."

Mason:" TT Then how am I sssupposed to know what they all are?..."

Eggman:" Choose it and find out..."

Mason:" AH! TT jusst give me the besst one..."

Eggman:" Okay... *smiles evilly* *hands him a pokeball* this is the best one...."

Matt:" and I want... this one... *picks up random pokeball* *says in girly voice* cause this ball looks shiny..."

Mason:" well, mine hass fat guy fingerprintss on it... *looks at eggman* "

Eggman:" TT "

Matt:" *rubs ball on eggmans butt* Mine has a fat man's butt prints on it..."

Eggman:" *lets out a angry sigh* You'll also need a pokedex and five more pokeballs..."

Mason:" are my other pokeballss gonna have fat guy fingerprintss on them?... ^3^ "

Matt:" wait... I thought there was a world of pokemon out there... why do we only get five balls?... *whispers to mason* I think this fat guys kinda stingy..."

Eggman:" *putting on gloves over top his other gloves* you get five because your only allowed carrying six pokemon at a time... when you want to catch more you must send at least one of your pokemon to me, and then your allowed to catch another... get it?..."

Mason:" ssure... now, why you putting another pair of glovess on?... you to fat for only one pair to cover your handss?..."

Eggman:" No... I'm putting them on so you won't complain about my fat guy fingerprintsssss...."

Mason:" you makin fun of the way I talk chubby?.... TT "

Eggman:" goodbye and good luck on your journey... contact me when you get to your first pokemon center... *shoves them out the door* *locks door* "

Matt:" *chuckles evilly* hey mase I found a loop hole..."

Mason:" what iss it?..."

Matt:" we can share all our pokeballs... and whoever runs out of their sixth one first, can use the others to get more..."

Mason:" *growls* my pokeballss... and I'm not ssharing...."

Matt:" *mumbles* looks like I was right... the fat man is stingy..."

Mason:" *stomps on matt's foot* TT I'm not fat... *hooks pokeballs onto his belt* Now, letss ssee what kinda pokemon we got..."

Matt:" Fine... Oh, and mase?..."

Mason:" what?..."

Matt:" remind me to get steel toed surgery..."

Mason:" anything for you buddy... but, why don't you jusst do like me... and get a ssteel toe made into your sshoes... *points at his feet* I usse it to kill Issaac..."

Matt:" One, that would be weird... and lets just see what kinda pokemon we got okay?..."

Mason:" Okay... whoss going firsst?..."

Matt:" well, you got the best one so lets start with you first..."

Mason:" Okay... *grabs pokeball off belt* Go pokeball... *throws pokeball and the pokemon comes out* 0-o what iss it?... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Psyduck, the psychic pokemon..."

Mason:" Pssyduck?... sso your ssuppossed to be awessome huh?..."

Psyduck:" Psy...."

Mason:" what do you do?..."

Psyduck:" Psy...."

Mason:" TT' you ssure are sstupid... do ssomething..."

Pysduck:" *falls face first on ground and cries* Psy...."

Matt:" *chuckles* in a weird way he reminds me of you when I take your pudding away at bedtime..."

Mason:" That sstupid professsor gave me a default... thiss iss all your fault you sstupid pssyduck...."

Matt:" don't call it stupid, you'll hurt it's feelings..."

Mason:" sso?..."

Psyduck:" *in emo corner* *crying* "

Matt:" well, you have feelings don't you?..."

Mason:" Maybe.... fine, I'll keep IT... TT return... *throws pokeball at psyduck and it bounces off his head and he starts crying more* *lets a long aggravated sigh out* *stomps over to him* *grabs pokeball, opens it, picks up psyduck and starts trying to cram him in* "

Psyduck:" Psy... psy... psy... *bites mason* "

Mason:" OW! TT why you.... *looks over to see psyduck running away* Oh no you don't... *chucks pokeball at psyduck* RETURN! *psyduck goes in his pokeball and the pokeball flies back to mason (it happens in the show) Puts pokeball back on belt* "

Matt:" My turn... *throws pokeball* Come on out new buddy... "

Charizard:" CHAR! *breathes fire straight in air* "

Matt:" *wearing black sunglasses and eating popcorn* Ooooo..."

Mason:" TT why do you get the cooly awessome fire breathing monster dragon like pokemon, and I get the sstupid little retarded duck that doessn't know how to do ssquat and criess all the time...?"

Matt:" cause I'm patient... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Charizard, the dragon and fire type pokemon..."

Matt:" cool... *has unpoped popcorn kernels* think you can help me out?..."

Charizard:" *breathes fire on kernels* "

Matt:" *popcorn pops out in matt's face* AH! "

Mason:" *glaring at pokeball that has psyduck in it* "

Matt:" *gives charizard a hand full of popcorn* return... *puts charizard back in his pokeball* "

Mason:" Letss jusst get going..."

With Silver......

Silver:" *skipping to the professors lab* "

Isaac:" *skipping next to him* "

Silver:" *stops in front of lab* O-o who are you?... where did you come from?... "

Isaac:" ^,^ "

Silver:" *backs away and goes in lab* I'm here to get my first ever super-de-duper awesomely amazing and cute pokemon.... :3 "

Eggman:" *rubbing temple* Great... another nutcase.... here... pick one... *gestures with hand to the pokemon filled pokeballs* "

Silver:" Ooooo there's so many..... *grabs one* I want this one... I can tell it's gonna be cute... and cool... and mine... and a great pokemon to coordinate with...."

Eggman:" your going to be a coordinator?..."

Silver:" Yep..."

Eggman:" *laughs* "

Silver:" what?..."

Eggman:" nothing.... here is your pokeballs and pokedex... and a bottle to store what pride you have left..."

Silver:" Meany... *walks outside* Hmm... I wonder what I got... *throws pokeball* time to meet your trainer little guy..."

Whooper:" whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa..."

Silver:" Daw... your so cute..."

Whooper:" whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa..."

Silver:" I'm not even gonna stick you in your pokeball... no, you deserve freedom... *picks whooper up* come on lil buddy..."

Whooper:" whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa whoopa..."

Silver:" Yep, your going on a adventure with me... *starts walking* "

With Isaac......

Isaac:" *walks in lab, grabs pokemon, pokedex, and pokeballs, pinches eggmans butt, winks at him and leaves* "

Eggman:" o-o ...."

With Tails......

Tails:" *goes in lab* excuse me sir... But, do you have any really smart pokemon?..."

Eggman:" *shoves a pokedex, pokeballs and pokemon filled pokeball in tails arms* *kicks him out door* TT "

Tails:" *sitting on ground* ow... *gets up* not the warmest welcome... *shrugs* aw well, time to meet my new pokemon... *throws pokeball* Come on out friend... "

Pidgey:" *pecking at wings* "

Tails:" cool... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Pidgey, the flying type pokemon..."

Tails:" I can your tell you're probably one of the most smartest pokemon there is..."

Pidgey:" *pecking at ground, hasn't blinked once* "

Tails:" *picks up pidgey and sets him on his shoulder* "

Pidgey:" *falls off* "

Tails:" Oh my gosh... pidgey are you okay?..."

Pidgey:" Bock...."

Tails:" *breathes out slowly* oh good... it's probably best that I put you back in here... *puts him in his pokeball* Now, off to our adventure..."

With Preston and Nolan......

Preston and Nolan:" *in front of pokemon lab* "

Nolan:" Dude, can you please quit cleaning the welcome mat and come in here with me...?"

Preston:" if I must... *puts rubber gloves on, opens door and goes in* "

Nolan:" *walks in after preston* "

Eggman:" I suppose you two are here for your pokemon as well?..."

Nolan:" *sarcastic* No.... my friend here thinks your the most adorable being alive and wanted to ask you out on a date..."

Eggman:" Sorry, but, I'm already in Love... with my work...."

Nolan:" Oh, darn... *looks at preston* "

Preston:" actually, yes, indeed we are here for our starter pokemon."

Eggman:" TT Oh... well, go ahead and pick one then...."

Preston:" *picks up pokeball* this should do... thank you sir."

Nolan:" Okay, fatty... whatcha got for me?..."

Eggman:" *mumbles* I got something for you... TT "

Nolan:" I don't like the look on your face, actually to be completely honest with myself and you... I don't like your face at all, cause it hurts mine..."

Eggman:" Just pick your pokemon..."

Nolan:" Fine... "

Two Hours Later......

Nolan:" I got it! *picks up pokeball* this one..."

Eggman:" *playing cards with preston* Hm?... Oh, your done?... alright then... *shoves five pokeballs and a pokedex a piece to each of them* *pushes them outside and closes door* "

Nolan:" and it didn't take me long to pick him out either..."

Preston:" *rolls eyes* shall we see what we have?..."

Nolan:" sure, but, I go first... *throws pokeball* "

Geodude:" geodude... geodude..."

Nolan:" time to see what kind of pokemon you are... lil footless dude... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Geodude, the rock type pokemon..."

Nolan:" I already like you more than preston... "

Preston:" *glares* that pokemon is nothing but a clump of dirt with eyeballs..."

Nolan:" don't you talk about clumpy that way..."

Preston:" your such a nit... *throws pokeball out* "

Snorlax:" *snoring* "

Nolan:" how did that thing fit in there?!"

Preston:" well, now I don't only have to worry about you eating all my food, I have to worry about this bloated ball of fat eating me..."

Nolan:" remember when you said all clumpy was, was a clump of dirt with eyeballs?..."

Preston:" Yes?..."

Nolan:" *smirks* at least clumpy has eyeballs..."

Snorlax:" *farts* "

Preston:" Disgusting creature! *shoves a can of air freshener up where the sun don't shine* you need this! "

Nolan:" *covering nose with hands* No kidding dude, pee-u... am I right clumpy?..."

Geodude:" *covering invisible nose with arms* *coughs and nods* geodude..."

With Jandro and Emiko......

Jandro:" Come on emiko, lets go in and get our pokemon... "

Emiko:" alright jandro... *they both walk in* "

Eggman:" More people?! how many trainers, breeders, conessiurs and coordinators are there?..."

Jandro:" TT well, aren't you nice... we just want our pokemon then we'll be on our way..."

Emiko:" *about to say something* "

Jandro:" *grabs emiko by the head and starts smoothing her hair back* now look, you hurt my sisters feelings, she's even to upset to speak..."

Emiko:" *choking in jandro's armpit* "

Jandro:" Just give us our pokemon... you cruel, heartless man..."

Eggman:" just take one...."

Jandro:" *lets go of emiko and she falls on the floor* ... emiko! are you alright?... is there something wrong with your legs?... can you not walk?... are you..."

Emiko:" *grabs jandro by shirt and slams him on the floor* *stands up and walks across jandro's back to the pokemon* "

Jandro:" at least your backs alright... *stands up and straightens back until he hears a pop* are backs supposed to sound like that?..."

Emiko:" TT are all brothers as annoying as you?..."

Jandro:" well, I do live with you... so... yeah..."

Emiko:" *grabs an empty pokeball, opens it and shoves it on jandro's head* *grabs one of the pokemon* I'll take this one, thank you... ^w^ "

Jandro:" *walks over with pokeball still on his head* *moves hand around until he finds a pokeball* I'll take this one... "

Eggman:" Okay, and here's a pokedex a piece and five pokeballs for you... *hands emiko five pokeballs* and four for you... *hands jandro four pokeballs* "

Jandro:" why does she get more?..."

Eggman:" well, when you take the one off your head, you'll have five too..."

Jandro:" Oh, okay... thanks... *they both walk out* Do you want to check out what pokemon we have?..."

Emiko:' Duh... of course I do... "

Jandro:" alright me first... *throws pokeball* "

Zorua:"...."

Jandro:" Oh... what's..."

Emiko:" AWWWWWW it's so cute... *gets down on knees and pets zorua* "

Jandro:" TT' Uh, yes... well, let me see what it is... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Zorua, the dark type pokemon..."

Emiko:" you don't look dark... you look like you'd be nice..."

Zorua:" *uses fury swipe on emiko* "

Jandro:" *rips zorua off emiko* Bad... you do not rip my sister limb from limb... return... *puts zorua back in pokeball* "

Emiko:" *stands up and rubs face softly* Ow... "

Jandro:" wanna see what pokemon you got?..."

Emiko:" sure... *throws pokeball* Please be nicer than zorua..."

Mew:" Mew.... "

Emiko:" Aw.... *grabs mew and holds her like a baby* ^^ he/she is so cute... *snuggles* *opens pokedex* lets see who you are..."

Pokedex:" Mew, the legendary Psychic Pokemon..."

Emiko:" legendary?... why would they be giving a legendary pokemon to a beginner?..."

Jandro:" *shrugs* lets go... "

Emiko:" Okay... "

In Lab......

Eggman:" where'd the mew go?... I was going to use it to take over the world... where did it go?..."

With Shadow......

Shadow:" *walks in lab* *grabs pokeball* I'm taking my friggen pokemon!"

Eggman:" ... well, don't forget your pokedex and five other pokeballs... *hands them over to shadow* "

Shadow:" *stomps out* It better be a friggen good one... or... *makes a pretend slit at his throat, chuckles evilly* *throws pokeball out* get out of there lazy butt... "

Lucario:" Lucario...."

Shadow:" *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Lucario, the fighting and steel type pokemon..."

Shadow:" so you fight huh?..."

Lucario:" *nods* "

Shadow:" show me... Now..."

Lucario:" *uses Aura sphere on shadow* "

Shadow:" I love you lucario... *pets lucario* "

With Vector......

Vector:" Finally, I can realize my dream of becoming a REAL coordinator.... then I can sell the ribbons I win and make a quick buck... my mamma will be so proud... *walks in lab* *grabs pokeball* this one will be my money maker..."

Eggman:" and here's a pokedex and five pokeballs..."

Vector:" *snatches them from eggman* thanks... *walks outside* *throws pokeball* lets see ya..."

Totodile:" toto..."

Vector:" Blue?... I woulda preferred green but, okay... just call me dada..."

Totodile:" "

Vector:" time to go new lil buddy... *puts totodile back in pokeball* I have a son..."

With Scourge......

Scourge:" *busts threw lab door* Kay, fat freak... give me my pokemon..."

Eggman:" TT "

Scourge:" I want a good one too...."

Eggman:" Well, then don't take this one... *scoots a pokeball back* "

Scourge:" *stares at eggman quizzically under his sunglasses* your trying to hide the good one huh?..."

Eggman:" Oh no... no,no,no,no,no,no.... well, maybe..."

Scourge:" *grabs the one eggman has* I'll take this one..."

Eggman:" Are you sure?... because you can't switch... and I have so many better ones..."

Scourge:" Nope, I'm keeping this one..."

Eggman:" No please... don't.... well, if you insist! *hands him a pokedex and five pokeballs* good luck on your journey and yada yada ya... *shoves scourge out the door and locks it* "

Scourge:" .... well, come on out freak... *throws pokeball* ....... what the **** is that?!"

Jigglypuff:" Jiggly...."

Scourge:" Nuh-uh no way am I getting stuck with some ******* pink puff ball! *walks back to door and tries to open but it's locked* you better let me in! you are not sticking me with some fat pink puff ball..."

Eggman:" I did say that it wasn't a good one... *chuckles evilly* "

Scourge:" *growls* you tricked me! "

Eggman:" Oh, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no... well maybe... I do need some fun you know..."

Jigglypuff:" *walks next to scourge who's already walking down the road* "

Scourge:" Bug off... No one wants you... I'll get a cool pokemon by myself..."

Jigglypuff:" *starts singing* "

Scourge:" Oh, great! it sings! just shut... shut... *falls over asleep* "

Jigglypuff:" Hmph! jiggly! *pulls out marker* *starts scribbling on his face and sunglasses* "

With Rouge......

Rouge:" *walks up to lab door* Hmm... *looks over to see a passed out scourge and mad jigglypuff sitting on his unconscious body* Looks like I'm missing all the excitement... *goes to open lab door but it's locked* "

Eggman:" Sorry, But, you get no other pokemon..."

Rouge:" and whys that?..."

Eggman:" *opens door* Oh, I thought you were that pesky green hedgehog..."

Rouge:" you mean him?... *points to scourge* "

Eggman:" Well, he certainly didn't make it far... come on in..."

Rouge:" *walks inside* .... I'll take this one... *grabs pokeball and looks it over* "

Eggman:" very well, and here's five other pokeballs and a pokedex... *hands them over to rouge* "

Rouge:" Thanks prof... *walks outside* "

Eggman:" I should probably lock this... he won't be happy when he wakes up... *shuts and locks door* "

Rouge:" *throws pokeball* "

Mismagius:" Mismagius..."

Rouge:" Okay... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Mismagius, the ghost type pokemon..."

Rouge:" and what are you?... *points pokedex towards jigglypuff* "

Pokedex:" Jigglypuff, the normal type pokemon..."

Rouge:" a normal type?... alright then... now, what did you do to him?... *bends down and pokes scourge* "

Scourge:" Hmm.... *sits up quick and bangs heads with rouge* Ow... you Mother *******.... who are you?..."

Rouge:" *rubbing head* I'm rouge... you alright there hun?..."

Scourge:" *stands up* yeah... I guess... Man, I must of konked out..."

Rouge:" what's all over your face?..."

Scourge:" what do you mean?..."

Jigglypuff:" Jiggly!"

Rouge:" pulls a small mirror out of her bag* look for yourself..."

Scourge:" ..... "

Rouge:" well?..."

Scourge:" YOU did this! *grabs jigglypuff* I'm gonna kill you! *starts strangling jigglypuff* "

Rouge:" No need to strangle it..."

Scourge:" *glares at rouge* Fine... *puts jigglypuff in pokeball* and you can stay in that ******* ball! "

Rouge:" *puts mismagius in her pokeball* where you heading off to?..."

Scourge:" First town with a garbage can..."

Rouge:" well, I'm a coordinator... I'm heading towards my first contest..."

Scourge:" I'm a trainer so I figure I should go ahead and head towards a gym..."

Rouge:" want to go together... "

Scourge:" if you promise not to say anything about what's in this pokeball..."

Rouge:" Okay..."

Scourge:" good..."

Rouge:" Or maybe not..."

Scourge:" TT' this is gonna be a LONG journey... *rouge walks pass scourge* But, at least I gotta good view... *walks after* "

With Cream and Marine......

Marine:" O'right mate, lets get us a pokemon... *walks in lab* "

Cream:" I wander what kind they got..."

Marine:" Oooo I want this one... *grabs a pokeball* "

Cream:" I'll take this one please..."

Eggman:" *throws ten pokeballs and two pokedex's at them* split them evenly..."

Cream:" *picks them up and gives marine hers* Thank you..."

Marine:" C'mon let's get outta this bloaks way, mate... *they both walk outside* "

Cream:" I wander what pokemon I got..."

Marine:" Lets check them out mate... *throws pokeball* "

Mudkip:" *licks inside nose* "

Marine:" He's perfect... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Mudkips, the water type pokemon..."

Cream:" want to see what I have?..."

Marine:" Sure mate..."

Cream:" *throws pokeball* "

Minun:" Minun..."

Cream:" *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Minun, the electric type pokemon..."

Cream:" your really cute minun..."

Minun:" Minun... *hops in creams arms and cuddles into her* "

Cream:" Aw... "

Marine:" *puts mudkip up in his pokeball* Lets go mate..."

Cream:" Okay..."

With Charmy......

Charmy:" *flies in lab* WOOOOOO! what kinda pokemon you got? what kinda pokemon you got?... huh? huh? huh? huh? "

Eggman:" *smacks five empty and one filled pokeball(s) and a pokedex in charmy's arms, shoves him outside* "

Charmy:" *smirks* that's how you get the good pokemon... *throws pokeball* "

Beedrill:" Bzzzz."

Charmy:" Brother! *hugs beedrill* *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Beedrill, the bug and poison type pokemon..."

Charmy:" cool...... lets go beedrill.... and conquer the pokemon gym battles! x3 *puts beedrill in his pokeball* "

With Yasuo and Vittorio......

Vittorio:" uh... I-a forget... why-a are we-a goin to the Doctors?... 030 are-a you hurt my-a Japanese-a friend?..."

Yasuo:" TT' *sigh* we're not going to the doctors... we're going to the pokemon professor to get a pokemon and start our pokemon journey..."

Vittorio:" do we-a gotta..."

Yasuo:" of course... trust me, you will want to... *walks in lab* we are here to get our pokemon... "

Eggman:" *chucks ten pokeballs and two pokedex's at yasuo* give half of that stuff to your friend... I've seen so many faces today that they all look the same..."

Vittorio:" *walks in* does-a that make sense my-a japanese-a friend?..."

Yasuo:" I don't think so... here. *hands a pokedex and five pokeballs to vittorio* now pick a pokemon..."

Vittorio:" I wan-a that one...."

Yasuo:" *stares blankly at vittorio* which one?..."

Vittorio:" the red-a, white and-a black one..."

Yasuo:" But, they are all.... oh, never mind... *grabs two pokeballs and hands one to vittorio* lets go... and thank you for the pokemon... oh, and one last thing... *walks over and hits eggman* you should not THROW the stuff at the trainers...."

Vittorio:" you-a picked up the exact-a pokemon I-a wanted..."

Yasuo:" *grabs vittorio's hand and walks outside* want to see what pokemon we got?..."

Vittorio:" what is-a this-a pokemon you-a keep speaking of?..."

Yasuo:" these... *throws pokeball* O-O .... TT' of course I get a girly pokemon... "

Eevee:" ^w^ "

Yasuo:" *deep sigh* *bends down and picks eevee up, pets him* "

Vittorio:" It-a matches your-a hair..."

Yasuo:" TT' well, lets see yours..."

Vittorio:" Fine... *stares at pokeball* Come out..."

Yasuo:" you have to throw it numb skull..."

Vittorio:" Oh, okay... *throws at yasuo's head* "

Squirtle:" squirtle squirt squirt..."

Yasuo:" O-O "

Vittorio:" aw... it is-a so cute..."

Yasuo:" what IS it though...? "

Vittorio:" *frowns at yasuo* I don-a know..."

Yasuo:" Hmm... Oh, I know... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Squirtle, the water type pokemon..."

Yasuo:" Okay, and you are..."

Pokedex:" Eevee, the normal type pokemon..."

Vittorio:" Ooooo *whispers to squirtle* "

Squirtle:" *nods* *uses water gun on yasuo* "

Yasuo:" TT you did that on purpose.... "

Eevee:" *growls* *jumps out of yasuo's arms and tackles vittorio and squirtle* "

Yasuo:" *laughs* "

Squirtle:" *growls* Squirtle squirt squirt... *uses water gun on eevee again* *hops on vittorio's head* "

Eevee:" *about to tackle them both again* "

Yasuo:" Ah, ah, ah... it's not worth it... *picks eevee up* lets go victtorio..."

Vittorio:" *growls* I wish I had a water gun... "

With Jake......

Jake:" *walks in lab* sup noob... whatcha got?..."

Eggman:" *throws five pokeballs and a pokedex at jake* whatever is left on the table..."

Jake:" Thanks... *grabs pokeball and walks outside* Now lets see what pokemon I got... *throws pokeball* "

Growlithe:" Growlithe..."

Jake:" *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Growlithe, the fire type pokemon..."

Jake:" sweet... lets go... "

With Dainan......

Dainan:" *walks in the lab* *picks up pokeball* "

Eggman:" *chucks pokeballs and pokedex at him* "

Dainan:" *picks up pokeballs and pokedex, frowns at eggman* *sighs angrily and stomps out* Hmm... *throws pokeball* "

Zekrom:" TT "

Dainan:" you look friendly... Hmm... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Zekrom, the legendary dragon and electric pokemon..."

Dainan:" Zekrom?... well, okay zekrom... are you ready to go?... "

With Seria and Brandie......

Seria:" are you ready brandie?..."

Brandie:" *nods* come on sis... *they both walk in the lab* "

Seria:" *walks up to eggman* "

Eggman:" *throws pokeballs and pokedex at seria, then does the same to brandie* "

Seria:" TT hi... I'm seria b-b..."

Brandie:" say it...."

Seria:" Bucket... and this is my sister brandie bucket... as you probably already know were here to get our pokemon, what do you recommend?..."

Eggman:" the table..."

Seria:" come on brandie... *picks up a pokeball* "

Brandie:" *picks up a pokeball* hope mines cute..."

Seria:" hope mines ugly and mean... *they both walk out* *throws pokeball* "

Jirachi:" ^w^ "

Brandie:" aw...."

Seria:" Mmm Kay... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Jirachi, the legendary steel and psychic pokemon..."

Brandie:" My turn... *throws pokeball* "

Vulpix:" vuuuulpix..."

Brandie:" Awwwww.... *picks it up and cuddles with it* you will NEVER be put back in your pokeball..."

Seria:" you scare me sometimes..."

Brandie:" the feelings mutual... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Vulpix, the fire type pokemon..."

With Tammie, Tiffany, Nolie, Fiona, Teresa, Ricardo, Julia, Zuke and Acheron......

*they all walk in the lab* (they're not all together they just walked in at random together... TT we've been writing for hours and we're being lazy)

Eggman:" *has a mini cannon with pokeballs and pokedex's* *shoots the right amount at each person* "

Fiona:" what's the big ideal?! "

Eggman:" *points up at a sign that says 'WARNING flying pokeballs and pokedex's' * "

Fiona:" whatever... *grabs pokeball and walks out* "

Tammie, Teresa, Ricardo, Nolie and Julia:" *grabs pokeball and walks out* "

Tiffany:" *pulls up shirt sleeve* *walks over, decks eggman, grabs pokeball and walks out* "

Acheron:" *rubbing head* *picks up pokeballs, pokedex and grabs a pokeball, walks out* "

Zuke:" *walks over and grabs pokeball and walks out* "

(Fiona got a Cyndaquil, Tammie got a Scyther, Nolie got a Celebi, Tiffany got a hitmonlee, Teresa got a Bellossom, Ricardo got a Raikou, Julia got a Marill, Zuke got a Empoleon and Acheron got a Mr. Mime)

With Sonic and Manic......

Manic:" Come on man, lets get these pokemon... I can't wait to see what we get..."

Sonic:" Okay, okay... *they both walk in* "

Manic:" Hey, wha..."

Eggman:" *shoots manic and sonic with his mini cannon of pokeballs and pokedex's* "

Manic:" Not cool man... not cool... *picks up pokeballs and pokedex* "

Sonic:" *rubbing head and whimpers* Ow... "

Manic:" Hmm... hey, there's only two left..."

Sonic:" I call dibs on this one... *grabs one of the last two pokeballs* "

Manic:" whatever... *grabs the other* *they both walk out* "

Sonic:" *throws pokeball* Daw... look at it..."

Pichu:" chu..."

Manic:" ^w^ aw... who couldn't love a face like that?... *pets pichu* "

Pichu:" TT *zaps manic* "

Manic:" AH! *laying on ground* "

Sonic:" *chuckles* you okay bro?..."

Manic:" that depends..."

Sonic:" On what?..."

Manic:" are hedgehogs supposed to smell like fried chicken?..."

Sonic:" I don't think so..."

Manic:" then I'm not okay... *stands up* "

Sonic:" But, you smell good..."

Manic:" I know... I always smell good... now, lets see what that thing is... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Pichu, The electric type pokemon..."

Sonic:" Now lets see what you have..."

Manic:" alright... *throws pokeball* AHH! *jumps in sonic's arms* "

Ghastly:" Gastly...."

Manic:" w-what is that thing?..."

Sonic:" I don't know, but, it looks just like you..."

Manic:" Not funny... *opens pokedex* "

Pokedex:" Gastly, the ghost and poison type pokemon..."

Manic:" *shivers* return.... *puts gastly back in his pokeball* *looks at sonic* trade me..."

Sonic:" No.... *drops manic* "

Manic:" Oof! oh, come on..."

Sonic:" No way... I called dibs..."

Manic:" 0^0 please?..."

Sonic:" no.... now, lets go..."

In A Totally Different Place......

Itchee:" So were sophost to be chatcher pokemon... cus I'm shure me and thurbee can do it..."

Ogolf:" Not before me and randolph do... *pets rock* "

Itchee:" Nuuh-uh... me an thurbee are ghona chapthure ALL da pokemon..."

Greg:" you two don't even have pokemon... you have a rock and a furby... TT whereas me and voltorb can do this by ourselves... "

Itchee:" you dhsut a big ceeshe hed..."

Dynama:" Guys... we were discussing what our team name is gonna be..."

Itchee:" I git the pethit naume thor us... we wil bwe twha leegue od thillinous edildoers united... *holds up sign that reads 'League Of Villainous Evildoers United'* Sheee?..."

Dynama:" you realize that spells L.O.V.E.U.?"

Itchee:" Huh?... o-o ueh, it dhoes, dhoesinit?..."

Demium:" can you all keep it quiet?... me and wobbuffet are trying to train over here."

Wobbuffet:" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Itchee:" he shure is anooin...."

Wobbuffet:" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Greg:" it never ends..."

Wobbuffet:" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Demium:" your telling me..."

Wobbuffet:" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Demium:" *strangles wobbuffet until he passes out* "

Greg:" thank you...."

Gagasquat:" Indeed... Makes my hair stand on ends..."

Itchee:" waht hare?..."

Greg, Demium, and Ogolf:" *chuckles* "

Gagasquat:" *puts long black wig on* this hair!"

Itchee:" *giggles* "

Greg:"......."

TBC......................... (Don't blame me and my sis, were tired... it's midnight here... actually 12:31 to be exact.... )