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Published: 2012-05-17 06:29:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 31408; Favourites: 211; Downloads: 507
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Just in case you're not sick of fluffy ponies yet, here's one more.A number of the stories feature the fluffies' owners punishing them by hitting them with a broom, calling it a "sorry stick". I imagined this would give the poor little things a pathological fear of anything large and brushlike ...
Also, "you people ruined Fluffy Pony" is becoming something of a catchphrase, and I thought it would be funny to have it said by a fluffy pony.
But mostly, I drew this because I thought my favourite background pony would look really cute in fluffy form... and I was right. XD
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no blue, I am not abuser although I like watching bratty fluffy gets hurt.
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Fluffy Colgate is fluffy adorable!, awesome
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I don't understand a word of what they said..BUT THEY ARE SO ADORABLE! SO FLUFFY! XD
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For your sanity, do NOT look up the abuse part. Β Not kidding or exaggerating when I'm saying that I had a great deal of trouble sleeping last night after I found those pictures. Β There are some mighty disturbed people in this world.
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Colgate Minuette (Blue unicorn):I'm fluffy Colgate!
I love brushes!
Hello!
Are you my new friends?
Would you like to be brushed?
Pink maned, yellow pegasus: No! Don't hurt us with the disciplinary stick!
Green Earth Pony: I don't like that!
Red maned, orange ambiguous fluffy: *Cry of fear*
Colgate: Why don't my fluffy friends like my brush?
Colgate: You abusers ruined fluffy ponies with your senseless violence.
This is a paraphrased translation to convey their meaning clearly. I advise you look no further into the abuse part, for sake of your own sanity.
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wait a sec? i thought unicorns could only nudge a spoon! only an alicorn can have the levitation ability of colgate.
unicorn biology:
unicorns are the rarest of fluffies, with the exception of alicorns. only 19% of fluffies are unicorns. unicorns posses slightly greater inteligence than the average fluffy. boasting intelligence of a 5-6 year old instead of a 3-4 year old, and are often capable of counting, and sometimes adding or subtracting. this leads them to often becoming smarty friends, who lead feral herds. they rarely do have actual leadership qualities, and often use their herd as decoys so they can run away, even if it is their dam or litter.
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IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!
(the must useful quote ever, btw)
This is the cutest pony thing I've seen since I went looking for filly Twilight in a book fort.
I really don't get what about these fluffy cuties makes people want to kill them so much. ESPECIALLY considering the people doing it are bronies. I mean, in the context of a good fic there can be suffering to make a good story, but that doesn't excuse those gorefics in the least. It's pretty messed up, and pretty jarring considering how pretty much everone I know in the fandom is.
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This is the cutest thing, in the world.
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Why don't you say that to my boot ya little shit?
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If you don't like the picture or the subject of the picture then you shouldn't be here. This isn't a sadistic chat room. Act like an adult and watch your language.
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Two words: Go away.
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alicorns can. unicorns can barely nudge a spoon. or shoot inaccurate sparks.
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Whatever universe this is set in should be imploded...In the name of sanity!
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I'd feel bad for the fluffy ponies if that happened... though, if the implosion of their universe caused the fluffies to appear in ours, I'd be very happy.
(Seriously, I want a fluffy pony! Get on it, Hasbro and genetic engineers!)
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I want one too - For target practice...
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In that case, it sucks to be you!
Actually caring what a total stranger thinks...Very paranoid.
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You're misusing the word 'paranoid', mate.
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Stop defending toons that don't exist, and picking arguments with people online.
It really isn't worth our time, and I prefer to not to lower myself.
You shouldn't either.
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Intelligent brony response.
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Also you fail to detect my sarcasm.
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That's an actual fault of mine. Besides, it's difficult (as least for me) to determine sarcasm with text only.
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Understood - !
Farewell.
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I forgot to talk about what you said to PETFA.
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You can send them a microwaved Scootaloo from me!
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PEFTA cops are here, OH SH--
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I was gonna adopt a Fluffy Pony page on facebook but then I read about the abuse and wanted him more. I hugged him and he thought I was gonna choke him 
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and you know what i think fluffy colgate needs a kick to the face
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you just jealous of him because he is smarter and more beautiful than you.
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If you do not like it, do not look at it.
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you need a shotgun blast to the face.
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i think you need to quit letting your parents smack your ass so much.
cause you seem a little butthurt.
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im sorry, but WTF IS SO FUNNY ABOUT CUTE THINGS DIEING!?!? Can somebody PLEASE explain whats so funny!? And, my dad may be an alcoholic, but at least he aint a cereal killer like yours. Β and seeing you, he must be your role model.Β
UMAD?
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Okay dude, for one. CALM DOWN. Two, they are not real creatures, now if these were say, kittens. Then yes you would have a right to ridicule & hate me. But much to your dismay, it is not soft and cuddly kittens, they are fluffys, a creature made up in the mind of some animator.Β
also that comeback was terribleΒ
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