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It's actually pretty cool because if Sock Opera went differently, eventually Bill would have thrown Dipper's body off a cliff, leaving everyone to think he'd've gone insane.
This could have been canon
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pAIN IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Β
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Pitt Cola out of ten, that's not a water tower.
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Woah man... I WANNA SEE THIS IN THE SHOW! It was happening. Surely.
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You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?
i know its not a joke
but its fakeΒ Β
CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.
so what?
CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.
nahhh this is just a comment bruh
CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.
when you said thomas i think thoma's the train xD
Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED
duhh i did'nt kill him,
We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...
NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.
lel
1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.
tbh i don't care
5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.
welp i dont have any closest one or friends/bffΒ
15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from friking fake bloody mary
im already safe
(i always just mind this is a comment Β )Β
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delete this, it's fake, just like every other freaking copypasta.
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You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?
i know its not a joke
but its fakeΒ Β
CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.
so what?
CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.
nahhh this is just a comment bruh
CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.
when you said thomas i think thoma's the train xD
Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED
duhh i did'nt kill him,
We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...
NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.
lel
1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.
tbh i don't care
5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.
welp i dont have any closest one or friends/bffΒ
15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from friking fake bloody mary
im already safe
(i always just mind this is a comment Β )Β
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delete this, it's fake, just like every other freaking copypasta.
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saw the picture, made me laugh
saw the title, died laughing
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#markmak
Bipper (Narrating): Ah, summer break. A time for action, pain and taking nothing easy.
The camera stops at the "Welcome to Gravity Falls" sign.
Bipper: *Smiles* Especially if you're me.
Bipper Cipher and Dipper Pines jumps off a cliff with a shopping cart, with Dipper screaming and Bipper yelling for joy. They are still plummeting down to Earth at top speed.
Dipper: WERE GOING TO DIE!
Bipper: My name is Bipper. The boy who looks just like me yelling at me is Dipper Pines or as I like to call him Jack***. You may be wondering what we're doing in a shopping cart, falling down to Earth at top speed.
Dipper: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
The image freezes with Bipper laughing and Dipper screaming as they crash into the screen of the camera.
Bipper: Rest assured you, s***** creatures, there's a perfectly logical explanation.
Cut to the theme song for Weirdmageddon. Cut's back to Dipper floating an inch above the ground with eyes held shut as if expecting to hit the ground and Bipper laying on the ground knocked out with the shopping cart laying on its side bent in all different angles.Β
Dipper: *Sighs* Let's rewind. (Flashback to Dipper and Bill in the attack of the Mistry Shack) It all began when my computer was crashing and I needed the code for it before it self-destructed itself when I thought I all my work was lost Bill appeared and offered me a deal. If I gave Bill a puppet he would give me the code to the computer in return. Simple huh? The code for the computer exchange for one small puppet I mean how harmless could that mean? So I agreed and soon I found out that the puppet Bill wanted was me...Β
Bill rips Dipper out of his body and becomes Bipper. Cut to a map of Oregon. Zoom into Gravity Falls.
Dipper (Narrating): So after Bill had taken over my body Mable had defeated him and kicked him out of my body with my help of course but the deal of me being Bill's puppet was never finished so after Weirdmageddon and then the next summer Bill had somehow taken over my body... I forgot how or why I shook his hand or if he just took over my body that part has always been a blur to me...Β
Dipper (No longer Narrating): But as you -camera looks at Bipper laying on the ground bleeding and legs in awkward angle with eyes shut- can see now there is now way I am getting out of it...
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The end is troublesome, but AMAZING! I wanna see this in a video (without that troublesome end).
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Pffffft! XD
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You're a genius!
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PFFFTT
So true XD
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It's funny because in journal 3 it is confirmed that when Bill was done burning the journals he was going to make Bipper suicide so he would forever roam the mind scape..... Wait that isn't funny.
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Bill having the time of his life while Dipper is praying his body can be returned before bones get broken.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S7Ayi⦠This fits the scenario!
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Β PAIN IS HILARIOUS!
Β HEEEEELLLPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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... AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaannnd QUE THE GUITAR RIFT! LOL!Β This is TOO good!Β This would most likely be a directors cut form the show.Β Great work.Β
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My name's Bill Cipher and welcome to Jackass!
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i tack it you wash ssundee
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Yeah boy! Drop the base! π
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ohmygod, this is lovely, i love this. thank you Β Β
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is this from pewdiepie happy wheels referrence? xD
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Introducing your friend to the Gravity Falls fandom be like:
Β (You): THIS FANDOM IS AWWWEEESSOOOMMMMEEEE!
Β (Your friend): WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUU-!
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Well that sounds like a fun way to get into the fandom!
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Β Bipper: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Β Dipper: *Little Girl Scream* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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NO! TO UR-ANUS! oops, i mean TO URANUS!
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