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say, have u seen my GF fics?
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Not yet. I'll check them out later.
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I'll give u a link when u want.
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I liked the ending part, it was sweeter
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Dipper, you are a real man
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this is so cute!, i love it
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I LOVE THIS!! One day that will happen in a episode..i hope
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And then MABEL WITH A MACHETE!!!!!!!
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Robbie- what the hell?!
Mabel- u hurt my brother... I HURT U!
Robbie- u wouldn't...
Mabel- try me!
Dipper- *mockingly* c'mon Robbie, stand up for yerself.
Robbie- I can't hit a girl!
Mabel- that will make this all the more enjoyable then!
Robbie- get this crazy kid away from me!
Dipper- no thanks.
*Mabel chases after Robbie*
Stan- popcorn, kid?
Dipper- don't mind if I do
Stan- I should call the guys and make some bets; the smart money's on Mabel.
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Wendy: what the?!!?!?!
Stan: Here to place a bet?
Wendy: Sure. $5 says Mabel goes for the legs first.
Stan: I I'll give you 10 if she doesn't lop off an arm first.
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Wendy- is this a bad time to bring up that my dad knows about Robbie dumping me and he got his favorite axe out of the family safe?
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Stan: call him and tell him that Mabel's taking care of it. And ask him to place a few bets on which limbs will be taken off first!
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Wendy- to late...
*they see Manly Dan get out of a pick up truck with an axe in his hand*
Dan- now where is that idiot who hurt my little angel?!
*see's Robbie running by, being chased by Mabel*
Dan- this... looks like it's covered.
Stan- wanna place some bets?
Dan- sure, but, do u think it's a smart idea to let a 12-year old run around with a machete?
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Stan: do you really think that Mabel can't handle herself? Just let her let out her anger. Nothing to worry about.
Robbie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wendy: there go his legs. Where's my ten dollars?
Stan:*grumbles as he fishes out his wallet* Here ya go kid.
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Stan- wait a minute; she didn't cut 'em off, she just left a huge gash!
Wendy- I didn't say she'd cut 'em off, just go for 'em. *snatches the ten dollars away*
Dipper- Mabel's not gonna cut anything off, she's jsut gonna make a point
Mabel- *to Robbe* now, if u know what's good for u, u'll apologize to my brother!
Robbie- never!
Mabel- do I need to slice yer other leg?
Robbie- no!
Mabel- then say it *grabs him by his hair and drags him over to the group* say it to his face!
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Robbie: I-I-I'm sorry.
Dan:wait, first you hurt my little girl, THEN YOU ATTACKED A GUY HALF YOUR SIZE FOR STANDING UP TO YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Give me that machete, Mabel.
Mabel: With pleasure.
And that's the last we ever heard of Robbie.
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(I don't think Manly Dan would kill Robbie (and even then, he's got an axe, why resort to machete?))
Wendy- dad... don't. Seriously, I think he's had enough.
Mabel- well, there is ONE thing we can still do to torture him a bit... Dipper, get on my shoulders!
Dipper- why?
Mabel- just go with it!
*Manly Dan lifts Dipper and puts him on Mabel's shoulders*
Mabel- it looks like yer just about my height, Dipper...
Dipper- so...
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Best ending ever
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(I don't think it's over yet...)
Stan- so, Dan, u OK with this? U know, my great-nephew with yer daughter?
DAn- if I really didn't approve I wouldn't have helped him. He stood up for her and that's all that matters to me. What about u?
Stan- meh, so long as it doesn't effect their work schedules I don't care... Say, where'd Skinny Jeans go?
Mabel- he crawled away crying after he saw Dipper and Wendy kissing.
Stan- waitaminute... weren't u holding Dipper up?
Mabel- he doesn't need me to
*Wendy is holding Dipper by the collar of his vest, still kissing*
Dan- woah there, hon! give 'im a break; his face is turning blue!
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Alright: recap on events!
Wendy- Well, if that's the way u want it, then FINE! *storms off*
Wendy- *sobs* I can't believe him! He said I was special! But he only wanted me for my body!
Dipper- *pats her arm* Wendy, it's OK, you were to good for him. *thinking* I'll take care of this...
Dipper- you are gonna regret the day u broke her heart, jerk!
Robbie- and who's gonna make that happen, Midget?
Dipper- *rolls up sleaves* ME!
Wendy- *gasps* Dipper!
Dipper- I couldn't do it...
Wendy- oh, it's OK, I'll get some ice...
Wendy- alright, just relax, this'll help
Dipper- thanks, Wendy
Wendy- no, thank you, Dipper
And then MABEL WITH A MACHETE!!!!!!!
Robbie- what the hell?!
Mabel- u hurt my brother... I HURT U!
Robbie- u wouldn't...
Mabel- try me!
Dipper- *mockingly* c'mon Robbie, stand up for yerself.
Robbie- I can't hit a girl!
Mabel- that will make this all the more enjoyable then!
Robbie- get this crazy kid away from me!
Dipper- no thanks.
*Mabel chases after Robbie*
Stan- popcorn, kid?
Dipper- don't mind if I do
Stan- I should call the guys and make some bets; the smart money's on Mabel.
Wendy: what the?!!?!?!
Stan: Here to place a bet?
Wendy: Sure. $5 says Mabel goes for the legs first.
Stan: I I'll give you 10 if she doesn't lop off an arm first.
Wendy- is this a bad time to bring up that my dad knows about Robbie dumping me and he got his favorite axe out of the family safe?
Stan: call him and tell him that Mabel's taking care of it. And ask him to place a few bets on which limbs will be taken off first!
Wendy- to late...
*they see Manly Dan get out of a pick up truck with an axe in his hand*
Dan- now where is that idiot who hurt my little angel?!
*see's Robbie running by, being chased by Mabel*
Dan- this... looks like it's covered.
Stan- wanna place some bets?
Dan- sure, but, do u think it's a smart idea to let a 12-year old run around with a machete?
Stan: do you really think that Mabel can't handle herself? Just let her let out her anger. Nothing to worry about.
Robbie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wendy: there go his legs. Where's my ten dollars?
Stan:*grumbles as he fishes out his wallet* Here ya go kid
Stan- wait a minute; she didn't cut 'em off, she just left a huge gash!
Wendy- I didn't say she'd cut 'em off, just go for 'em. *snatches the ten dollars away*
Dipper- Mabel's not gonna cut anything off, she's jsut gonna make a point
Mabel- *to Robbe* now, if u know what's good for u, u'll apologize to my brother!
Robbie- never!
Mabel- do I need to slice yer other leg?
Robbie- no!
Mabel- then say it *grabs him by his hair and drags him over to the group* say it to his face!
Robbie: I-I-I'm sorry.
Dan:wait, first you hurt my little girl, THEN YOU ATTACKED A GUY HALF YOUR SIZE FOR STANDING UP TO YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Give me that machete, Mabel.
Mabel: With pleasure.
And that's the last we ever heard of Robbie.
(I don't think Manly Dan would kill Robbie (and even then, he's got an axe, why resort to machete?))
Wendy- dad... don't. Seriously, I think he's had enough.
Mabel- well, there is ONE thing we can still do to torture him a bit... Dipper, get on my shoulders!
Dipper- why?
Mabel- just go with it!
*Manly Dan lifts Dipper and puts him on Mabel's shoulders*
Mabel- it looks like yer just about my height, Dipper...
Dipper- so...
*dipper gets on her shoulders and kisses Wendy*
Stan- so, Dan, u OK with this? U know, my great-nephew with yer daughter?
DAn- if I really didn't approve I wouldn't have helped him. He stood up for her and that's all that matters to me. What about u?
Stan- meh, so long as it doesn't effect their work schedules I don't care... Say, where'd Skinny Jeans go?
Mabel- he crawled away crying after he saw Dipper and Wendy kissing.
Stan- waitaminute... weren't u holding Dipper up?
Mabel- he doesn't need me to
*Wendy is holding Dipper by the collar of his vest, still kissing*
Dan- woah there, hon! give 'im a break; his face is turning blue!
Pacifica: *heartbroken*
Old Man Mcgunkin: Well, I better get started on the annoying teenager-hunting robo-worm!
robbie: NO! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MUCH TODAY!!!!!
Gideon: Could I get a smooch from you mabel?
Mabel: machete mode: activated.
(I could actually see this turned into a comic)
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It would have to have a mature warning put on it
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sexual themes, violence, blood and gore, language(I think)
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probably one of those 'u must be 18' to see it kind of stuff... thank god I'm 19!
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You're right. I'm only 16. Now I'm sad.
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I started writing on this site when I was 15, but I knew about it back when I was 13, and I remember how hard it was for me
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I'll just wait. Not a big problem, to be honest.
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Pacifica: *heartbroken*
Old Man Mcgunkin: Well, I better get started on the annoying teenager-hunting robo-worm!
robbie: NO! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MUCH TODAY!!!!!
Gideon: Could I get a smooch from you mabel?
Mabel: machete mode: activated.
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Stan- Mabel, I'm thinking u've had enough fun with that today. *takes the machete away* Mind giving my niece a hand there, Dan?
Manly Dan- no problem *pulls out his axe*
Gideon- *screams like a little girl and takes off running*
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monster: I will eat the blonde annoying one. *grabs pacifica*
Pacifica: Help! I'm being attacked by a gremgoblin!
*every one stares*
Dipper: so, who wants to grab a soda?
Wendy: sounds cool
Mabel: chasing robbie is thirsty work
Stan: I could use one myself. Hey, Dan, you thirsty?
Manly Dan: No thanks. I got to get back to work in half an hour.
Pacifica: Nobody is going to help me?
Dipper: Look it straight in the eyes!
mabel: you are evil, dipper.
Dipper: and you wouldn't have done the same thing?
Mabel: I probably would have told her to attack it with water.
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Dipper- whatever, let's get outta here
*everyone leaves, Mabel throwing the machete over her shoulder, landing right in the gremgoblins knee*
Gremgoblin- OW! *drops Pacifica*
*Pacifica takes off running*
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One day, you'll look back and realize
A: robbie is a jerk
B: dipper has always loved you
C: Mabel should have a machete
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I'll agree with the first 2 but maybe not the last one...
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It was a poll. Congrats, you still have most of your marbles.
A=all
B=most
C=none
I have C.
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u have a premium account? I did a few polls back when I was premium, but no one really answered 'em so I sorta gave up on 'em.
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No. I don't want one either. At least, I don't want one right now.
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then where is this poll?
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Right there. Note: not an actual poll
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Aw, don't worry. We all get that sometimes.
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*three hours later, a giant worm starts making gaint holes into the town. A robo-worm. Hunting Robbie.*
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Youre comment made my day
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