ant-Edd In reply to ??? [2016-05-19 02:48:41 +0000 UTC]

911 on our way

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-19 10:52:44 +0000 UTC]

*10 hours later*
dipper: WHERE IS THE AMBULANCE!?
oh. that was the pizza guy we called

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-19 16:53:06 +0000 UTC]

It a a joke we just sold you to Pacifica she coming to pick you up.And drop off two pizzas.

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-19 18:46:57 +0000 UTC]

dipper: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
my sane thoughts/ common sense: ALL THIS FOR 2 DAMN PIZZAS!?
rest of my brain: ITS FUCKING WORTH IT

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-19 21:22:56 +0000 UTC]

also it stuffed crust.

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-19 22:07:59 +0000 UTC]

HAVE HIM FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIKE

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-20 01:18:46 +0000 UTC]

haha

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-20 01:30:55 +0000 UTC]

dipper: I AINT YOUR SEX SLAVE!
pacifica: they sold you to me.
dipper: I AINT EVEN RELATED TO THEM

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-20 02:28:35 +0000 UTC]

You are her sex slave tell you contract run out in 3 weeks.We won it from Stan.

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-20 10:55:24 +0000 UTC]

dipper: GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNKLE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yep, useful tool

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-20 22:11:21 +0000 UTC]

Pacifica: Speaking of tool time to put you to use Dipper.I'll be genital.
Dipper: you sit on a throne of lies!
Pacifica: true but for the next 3 weeks you sitting on it and I'm on you.

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-20 22:23:41 +0000 UTC]

*listening to "i cant decide"*
song: if lies were cats youd be a litter
*COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!*
*posts picture of their 'games'*
AHEM! RULE 34!
*YOU SEARCHED IT UP AND WENT ONTO IMAGES TODAY!*
I STILL NEED THAT BLEACH!

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-20 23:16:20 +0000 UTC]

No bleach can help you.

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-20 23:17:31 +0000 UTC]

   <---------- my eyes
AH! THIS IS BETTER

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-21 00:53:31 +0000 UTC]

And what of your mind's eye?

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-21 01:16:53 +0000 UTC]

 <------------ me  
*later*
  YAY I AM PERFECT

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-21 09:06:56 +0000 UTC]

haha

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-21 12:50:04 +0000 UTC]

pootis 4 all!!!!!!!!
*you ok?*
y3$ i am okay. neeeevar f3lt b3tt3r
*O_O*

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-21 16:41:57 +0000 UTC]

He is fine just reboot him.Like this
  look it a nude pic of Wendy.

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-21 16:43:01 +0000 UTC]

YOU THINK IM DIPPER!?
*yep alright he is fine*
*dipper teleports to pic and grabs it*
dipper:  MAI PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!
O_O

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-21 16:44:35 +0000 UTC]

*net gun*
Here you go paz one Dipper all amped up and I fixed the other guy.

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-21 16:47:18 +0000 UTC]

pacifica: I DONT CARE ABOUT THE OTHER GUY!
who cares

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-21 22:39:58 +0000 UTC]

ya your right so piz full out a review be for you got.

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-22 00:55:17 +0000 UTC]

Pacifica: well off to spend time with mai slave.
Dipper: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
.........
*wanna play fallout?*
HELL YEAH!
*10 years later*
DUDE! IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN AN HOUR!
time narrator: oh yeah. I think I was in dipper's point of view. Well BYE!
Dipper's journal of his slave time: day 10: I NEED HELP! I AN GOING CRAZ- *rest is covered in ??? IS THAT 'MILK'!?*
You mean *censored*?

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-23 00:27:30 +0000 UTC]

Dipper: I need water.Both to drank and holy.
o.0 :were pacifica?
Dipper: I did something shameful and she passed out She not going to walk or wake up for a few hours.

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-23 00:35:57 +0000 UTC]

want to play some games?
dipper: liiiiiiike?
sex slaves? 
dipper: GAY! ERKHY%T$#
JUST KIDDING! like 'i want to play a game'
dipper: saw huh? YES! IT WILL KILL ME!
nah. we just use foam toys since the big daddy incident. 
*shudder*
*there was blood EVERYWHERE!*
*and that girl with the yellow eyes kept crying*
THATS BECAUSE IT WAS REAL IDIOT!

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-23 00:44:24 +0000 UTC]

Dipper: anyway on to cure her thrust and save my life.
One spell later.
Pacifica: Ow my body.It hurts but man Dipper rock my world...Crap he got a way.

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-23 00:48:52 +0000 UTC]

god of rape: YAH BOI WANT TO THE PLACE OF SOME PEOPLE!
pacifica: NO SHIT SHERLOCK! 
*meanwhile*
dipper: CAN I GET DRILLED?
*NO! THAT INCIDENT LEAD TO THE PLACE FLOODING!*
WE WERE IN AN UNDERWATER CITY IDIOT!
*oh yeah*
*pacifica appears*
pacifica: COME HERE MAI SENPAI!
dipper:                   

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-23 01:08:20 +0000 UTC]

*Dipper runs*
Dipper : I just need black hair from a girl. Andgot to find Candy.
Candy: hmm it a nice day just to chill a lone.
Tackled by dipper.

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-23 01:21:35 +0000 UTC]

candy: SENPAI NOTICED ME! NOTICE ME SENPAI!
*grabs candy's hair*
dipper: UHG! ANOTHER TERRIBLE SHIP! (in dipper's opinion not mine XD)
*bill appears*
  bill: hey. how are yah? im bill cipher.   
*YOU LITTLE BITCH! NO GAY SHIPS ALLOWED*
bill:   
dipper: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*'mabel' clone appears*
'mabel' clone: KISS ME!
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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-23 09:23:12 +0000 UTC]

*Dipper wakes up*
Dipper:No Mabel clone or bill!
Pacifica: shh trying to sleep here.
Candy: Ya after a nap and getting the felling in our leg you back to work.

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-23 18:59:36 +0000 UTC]

dipper: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*looking through window*
want to have that big daddy incident to happen again?
*HELL YAH! TO BLEACH MAI MIND!*
*brings another big daddy and hits it*
big daddy: *GROAN!* *revving drill*
YAY! HES GONNA KILL US!

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-23 23:53:42 +0000 UTC]

*sound of thunder*
Candy and Pacifica:Away with you all!
Dipper:I'm free!
Both not you now back to work.

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-24 00:12:15 +0000 UTC]

*GROAN!*
pacifica and candy: STFU!
big daddy: *eyes turn red* *GROAN*
now hes gonna kick your ass

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-24 01:33:05 +0000 UTC]

Candy:Go way we bizzy

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-24 01:34:29 +0000 UTC]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-24 02:43:22 +0000 UTC]

On looker:more like getting bizzy.
Pacifica: nop we planing a force weeding so scam

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-24 19:04:01 +0000 UTC]

      smoke weed everyday

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-24 19:24:13 +0000 UTC]

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-24 19:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Ẁ͈͐̏͏̵͍̣̣̻̑̿ͣͭ̀ͭ̚͝A̶̝̮͙͙̞̔ͥ̏͆̅́͌ͣŘ̜͙̑N̵͚͓̂̀̋͐͠I͎̎͝҉͙͉͖̙ͦ͠Ņ̸̷̯̲͔̗͙̱̎̎ͦ̂̉͒̔̚G͇!̢̛̬͓́̐̀͋ ͣFͧÌ̡̞͑ͪ͆ͬ̈́̂̀̚͢͢͞L̬Ȩ̷̰̰̟̱̽ͯ̒̾̒͛ͫ̔̍̽̿͗ͬͭ ̱͎̲̆͐ͯ͆C̸̢̳̘̲͐̈́͂ͤǪ̗̓͗͊͑́MM̛̰̮̟̲̤̑͊ͤ̎͐ͦ̉͡Ę̴̶̝̫̹̹̫̉͒̏̓͒͛ͨ̔ͣŅ̸̣͓̩͍́́ͅT̶̢̺̮ͤ̂.́E̞̜̼̖̘͓̗̲͍̥͂̈́̉́͑ͨ̒X̶̬̓̏͞҉̧̖͒̾̽̆ͬ̕E̶̡͇̖̖ͭ̃̕͝҉͙͒ͥ̆̉́͠ ̵̢̬̳̤̓͆̇ͪ̓̕͟͞͞HĂ̸̛͉̦̎͌̏̅ͩ͛ͩ̂͢͞S̷̙̝̩͂̃̍ͩ͘ ̛͙̖́ͭ͡B͍̣́É͚̺̜̩̪̰̲̒ͪͩ̒̉ͣ̋͝C̛̦͎̰͙͉ͬ̆ͫ̾̀̉͘͜͞Õ̶̞͎͓͍̫͎̹̌̉ͬ̕͟M̨̢̩̮̜̭̔̎̆̀ͨͤ̚͘E̡̩̲̊͗ͨ̿̕͡ ̙̏͜C̀ͫ̑҉͏̴͇̫̣̑͆ͨ̚Ȯ̡̼ͦ̚RR̢̛̹̝̲͆̈̾̿ͯ͘U̵̴̜̰͉̬̓̿̾ͧ̑̃͗̇͘͡Pͦ҉̹͛̌TE̸͙̫ͦ̕͞D̵̜̙̖̈́͑̎̚͢!̫̱ͯ͗͘!ͯ

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-25 01:12:53 +0000 UTC]

Who told you of the old ways?

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-25 01:15:19 +0000 UTC]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) this way? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                       
                             

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-25 01:21:36 +0000 UTC]

shocker

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-25 01:24:08 +0000 UTC]

yep

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-25 14:14:43 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-25 18:43:29 +0000 UTC]

ye olden ways of micheal bay

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-25 20:21:54 +0000 UTC]

Kill them both
 

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-25 20:22:38 +0000 UTC]

O_O

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ant-Edd In reply to Littlebigart50 [2016-05-25 20:31:55 +0000 UTC]

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Littlebigart50 In reply to ant-Edd [2016-05-25 20:37:51 +0000 UTC]

̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿        ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿                  ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿           

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