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Well, once Weirdmageddeon started, Bay would probably bring in all of The Avengers and Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz for a big battle sequence since Disney owns all of those characters.
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Coll chicks don't look at explosions. They blow things up and then walk away...
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WEN-DY IS WEARING A HAT!
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Not a Michael Bay movie just because of Explosions.
You also have to have:
Ridiculous racial stereotypes.
A plot that makes George Lucas look like Shakespeare.
Soft-core porn
A whiny ass protagonist who does nothing the entire movie but look like a dumbass.
Peter Cullen narrating something.
And finally, "America, fuck yeah!"
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Not to mention chrome, LOTS AND LOTS OF CHROME TEXT XD
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Lol have you seen If Michael Bay directed "Up"? XD
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Wendy is not old enough to be portrayed the way Michael Bay portrays women.
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Considering Age of Extinction, I honestly wish what you said was totally accurate.
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This looks more like a Joss Whedon flick to me, Bay isn't imaginative enough for a show like this.
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If this was Michael Bay, then she would be wearing a really thight skirt and just a bra. Because Michael Bay.
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It's true! Michael Bay will not stand for a female character who does not take her top off!
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True. That hack can't even write his own name down without an explosion.
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hehehehe its funny cuz its trueΒ
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It's kind of sad really...
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This is just too true... I LOVE IT!
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Well, if Michael Bay directed Gravity Falls then the story would royally suck (like in the Transformers movies).
But on the upside, I will admit seeing Wendy with a machine gun would be awesome.
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Let's see how it will turn out.
Dipper and Mabel will be around 18, around 18.
Wendy will be exploited heavily.
Soos will be an unlikable dumbass.
Grunkle Stan will be boring.
Grenda and Candy will not exist.
Bill Cipher will be just some cliche supervillain
Pacifica would have never changed.
And Dipper and Mabel will be completely out of character.
Why does Michael Bay keep making money?
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i could run gravity falls i know how to be supervising producer of gravity falls i know to keep dipper really smart but not too smart, gruncel stan a cheep scape who loves D& M, and i know to make SooSoo sometimes smart and sometimes dumb
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whats wrong with Pasifica not changing she isn't that important to the show
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Well besides the character development in 'Northwest Mystery Mansion' it has been slightly hinted on that episode that she will represent the 'Llama' on Bill Cipher's wheel.
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also she never did anything evil or good she just bugged Mabel i always saw her as a minor character like Lazy Susan Β
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what are you talking about that same lama is on one of Mabel's sweaterΒ
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No.
On the episode, if you look closely at the old painting in the secret room covered under a sheet, the one the ghost was hiding in before trying to grab Pacifica, you can see a llama. Try looking at some Gravity Falls analysis videos if you don't see it. It can be easily missed.
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there was still a lama on mabel's sweater Β once in season 1
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Don't forget plot-points that are supposed to be important yet don't show up for another 45 minutes.
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He keeps appealing to the penises of young teenage men who have little to no brain cells.
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Megan Fox as Wendy and Shia LaBoef as Dipper, god no.
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If he did direct GF, I would probably try to avoid it at all costs
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This summer...
When a child psycho takes over her hometown and kidnaps her friends, one lumberjack's daughter is pushed to her limit...
Wendy Corduroy in...
GRAVITY WILL FALL.
Coming to aΒ TV near you.
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