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You see a lot of strange things as a bartender. You see a lot of strange things at the Pixel Palace. So, I see a lot of strange things as a bartender at the Pixel Palace. And that ainβt no lie. Swear to it.Enjoy
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This, is Dominic. Dominic works in a five-star restaurant called, The Pixel Palace...
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So I'm sitting there, tending bar, when I see someone who keeps himself under the radar, Jazz Jackrabbit. Now Mr Jackrabbit is normally a friendly fellow, if a bit intimidating with his gun, but today he looked to be in quite a foul mood, I could tell that he's already had a few, but out of curiosity I asked him "What's up Mr J, you're looking quite moody." He says to me "I'll tell you what's wrong, that bleeding heart liberal Princess Cottontail wants to take our guns away!" Now I try to avoid talking politics in my bar because you know how touchy a subject it can be, but since he brought it up I asked what he meant, he said that ever since a turtle boy wandered into a rabbit neighborhood and was shot that the Princess of Carrotus wanted to to pass a new gun control law which requires you to register for a gun as to try and prevent it which, to me at least, sounded quite reasonable. Unfortunately, Mr Jackrabbit didn't like this idea, so I asked him why. "She want's to take our guns! How are we supposed to defend ourselves against turtles?" He then backtracked on himself and said "I mean, criminals?" So I asked him "Why don't you just register for your gun?" "Why should I have to?! It's supposed to be a free planet, and our constitution says I have a right to bare arms!" "With all due respect Mr J, the Carrotus constitution was written in a time of war and is pretty outdated when it comes to that sort of thing." He then went on a long winded rant about the liberal media, turtles and Bill O'Rabbit so I got fed up in the end and just asked him to calm down. A turtle walked in and Mr Jackrabbit walked over to him and said "Go back to your own damn planet." Now both I and the turtle were in shock, the turtle told him that he was born on Carrotus and had a citizenship and even showed him his green card. At this point, Mr Jackrabbit just pulled out his gun and started firing on the poor blighter so I called security. You see a lot of strange things as a bartender, you see a lot of strange things at the Pixel Palace, so I see a lot of strange things as a bartender at the Pixel Palace, and that ain't no lie. Swear to it.
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Favourites were Fox McCloud Daisy, Sub Zero, Sonic, Snake and Blanka.
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This, is Dominic. He works as a bartender at the million dollar resort known as the Pixel Palace, where occasionally video game stars turn up to have a drink and also share a few stories. For everything the bartender hears is strictly confidential, isn't it.
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Episodes that I hope he does next:
1. Luigi: He could talk about his numerous ghost encounters.
2. Wario: He could talk about him and Mario's long time rivalry.
3. Diddy Kong: He could find about why he's good with a peanut gun.
4. Link: I know, I know, he's been on some of the episode's but I meant like maybe he could ask why he never got any with Zelda. (Well, there was that one time where he got close.)
5. Yoshi: He could find out if he's opening a day care center over in Yoshi's Island.
6. Kirby: He could ask why he eats all the time, wouldn't that be hilarious?
7. Captain Falcon: He may find if he's been using racing enchaining drugs. Or maybe if he's been in a private relationship with Samus.
8. Ness: Oh, there are so many things we could learn about from him.
Any of the Fire Emblem guys: I don't know if he plays Fire Emblem, but I could actually see that happening.
Pit: He could figure out where he's been for the past 25 years since Of Myths and Monsters.
Olimar: He could discover what he really found on the Pikmin planet.
Those are my ideas, what do you think?
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You See a Lot of Strange Things in the Pixel Palace.....
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They should really use Ask That Guy's bar for the next Confessions
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DK jr is gay,diddy kong is hanging with paulin and link is a man eater
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Not sure how popular it is but I always liked this segment a lot. Nice depiction of him, your getting a lot of good range of characters and emotions out of essentially what's just one guy. lol
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He's totally pouring that drink for himself. XD
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God I enjoy those series. Poor Dominik, he really sees a lot of strange things... some of them he never wanted to know...
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Funny thing is, this backdrop fits That Guy now better than the one you drew for him.
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It fits both of them, since both VGConfessions and Ask TGWTG are shot at the same location now, but i didnt wanted re-use the same background so ive drawed Ask TGWTG's old background.
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You really don't see much fan art of Dominique...
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No, that's Dominic the bartender. They're two completely different people.
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You sure that isn't Doug? He looks a lot like Doug. A bit a shorter beard and straighter hair, but still.
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It is Doug. It's just another character of his.
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*gigglesnorts* Oh Dominic, your accent never ceases to confuse me (and I'm British, our accents are the most confusing things on the planet) you captured his personality very well, but that applies to all of the pictures in this series...actually it applies to all of your art...you know what, I'm just going to applaud you now *claps*
Just started watching these on the DVD, the Solid Snake one made me crack up. I had no idea that Snake's box could talk, hold a gun, had teeth and could bleed; but that doesn't matter now because the box is dead....*sniff*
....sorry, where am I?
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Who here thinks there should be a Video Game Confessions for Spyro The Dragon.
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Me too, and the AVGN can reviews the news
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I thought The Nerd only reviews video games? Why would he review a show that tells you what's happen 24/7?
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The new videogames Spyro, The Legend of Spyro and Skylanders
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Excellent artwork! It is easy to see why you are the title card artist for the Nostalgia Critic.
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When suddenly Samus walks in
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