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Thunder Blood: STUPID TINY PLANET!!!Related content
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thunder blood: awwwww......small tiny humans
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*Gulp* He looks really mad! Hopefully he doesnt squish us allΒ Β
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*thunder blood squeezes the earth in between his legs*- stupid tiny humans
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Wow, you just slaughtered billions of people between your legs... Sweet!
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*Thunder blood laughs*- HAHAAA!!! Soo tiny and weak
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I think you missed a few...
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Thunder blood: ehh... let them live...or kill them... your choice
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you've already destroyed their planet, why not kill them off all together?
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thunder: well i want some people to remember my strength
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Good point. maybe once they rebuild they will think twice before upsetting a god such as yourself
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thunder: well...im not a god... but im big like a god
*thunder blood grabs the sun with his toes*
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at your size, couldnt you be a god compared to the tiny humans? you have the power to destroy their entire species in an instant if you wanted to.
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*thunder blood blushes* well yeah... but i dont want it to go too much to my head, you know.
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i guess so. still, the survivors will have to work pretty hard to get on your good side im guessing?
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thunder: yeah, they do... *thunder takes the piece of the earth with the survivors on it*- DONT YA!!!!!
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the millions of puny humans whimper in fear as your face fills their sky. they plead for forgiveness for whatever they did to upset you.
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thunder: heh...thats what i thought...DONT EVER INSULT ME AGAIN!!!!
IDIOTS!!!
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the survivors continued to whimper and began to bow before you.
"Wow, that didnt take much effort at all, heh."
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thunder: i dont know what to do with them...
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there has to be a way to have 'fun' with them and not kill them, even at their tiny size
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thunder:hmmm.... do you have any suggestion
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you could put them in your mouth, sure some will drown, but as long as you dont chew or swallow they should be fine
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*thunder blood puts them in his mouth and slides his tongue on the edges*
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a few million people drowned, were crushed or swallowed, but the rest were safe. terrified but safe.
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*thunder blood then crushes the sun in between his toes*
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You have so much power....
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*thunder blood takes the piece out of his mouth*- You want to try some?
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I nod and take it into my mouth, careful not to swallow, even on how tempting it was. i could hear the screams of millions echo in my maw and i just giggled. "They're so scared! haha!"
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*thunder blood spots another inhabited planet*
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*thunder blood spots another inhabited planet*
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what are you going to do with it?" i ask, accidentally swallowing the planet, sending millions to die in my stomach.
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Thunder blood: hmm... well they didn't do anything to me...so i guess ill give them a hug.
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*thunder blood gives the planet a kiss..... a french kiss*
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people get squished or sucked onto your tongue and the planets crust begin to crack and crumble
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*thunder blood Giggles and hands the planet to you*- here... do what you will
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i nod and take a lick myself, savoring the taste of the scared inhabitants.
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thunder blood: so how does it taste?
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really good! their little screams make it so much better!
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thunder blood: heh... do you...possibly... want to snuggle?
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*thunder blood snuggles with you while the planet is crushed in between you two*
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i grind a little into you, crunching the planet to dust. "hehe, poor little people..."
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thunder blood: aww they are tiny...and cute
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yeah... i wish we had more tinies to play with..
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thunder blood: well we can always float around until we find some.
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you and thunder blood floated around for a while
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thats when we see a cluster of about six large planets
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thunder blood:aww..... lets play
*thunder blood takes a planet and puts it between his legs and slightly squeezes*
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