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Published: 2013-08-15 20:02:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 6363; Favourites: 59; Downloads: 7
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Comic I did based on the game FTL: Faster Than Light.One of the things that always struck me about that game stemmed from the fact that your ship's evasion rate drops to zero if the pilot leaves his station (without upgrades, that is), but the same is not true of other stations. This means that in a battle whenever shit goes down on the ship, the pilot is the last guy you want to send away from his station. I often imagine him as a lazy asshole because of that, sitting up front, sipping his coffee like a goddamn jackass.
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Never send a Zoltan to do an Engi's job. And a Rock's job too, because something tells me that ship needs a few security/combat personnel right now!
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Abandon the engine room, expose it to space and just let the boarder suffocate, that's what I do.
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Never send a zoltan to do a maitis/rock's job.
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Borders take too long to suffocate, in my experience.
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Naw, just empty out the rooms ahead of them as they try to escape their fate.
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I'm sure the pilot has his hands full dodging missile and drone fire.
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He does it purely by sitting on his seat with his arms on his laps.
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(comic book guy voice) this comic is totally incorrect. you would NEVER send a zoltan to battle a rock intruder!
(end comic book guy voice) seriously though, this is hysterical
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My headcanon always assumed the ship was actually doing crazy evasive maneuvers. How else would the incoming fire come in from so many different directions relative to the hull?
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"Eat all the dicks captain!" that had me in stitches
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Lol its true and your probably right about him/her being a lazy jerk.
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