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UltimateRex786 [2018-03-13 14:51:01 +0000 UTC]

He’s the perfect example of why the Jedi order sucks!

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AUTODECEPTITRON [2015-01-03 17:53:24 +0000 UTC]

Windu: *flips over table and points his lightsaber at a Neimodian* What planet are you from?

Neimodian: What?!

Windu: "What" ain't no planet I ever heard of! Do they speak Galactic Basic on "What?"

Neimodian: What?!

Windu: BASIC, MOTHERFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!!

Neimodian: Yes!

Windu: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Describe what Count Dooku looks like!

Neimodian: What I-

Windu: Say "what" again! Say "what" again, I dare ya, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKA, SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!

Neimodian: He... he's old!

Windu: Go on...

Neimodian: He's got a curved lightsaber!

Windu: Does he look like a Sith?

Neimodian: What?

*Windu slices his arm off with his lightsaber*

Windu: Does... He... Look... Like... A.... SITH?!!

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J-Miyao [2014-02-20 04:03:20 +0000 UTC]

great work!

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Drknshade [2011-02-18 22:34:33 +0000 UTC]

awesome

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