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Published: 2012-05-15 02:49:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 1214; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 24
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found this while searching on the web and thought it was cool, but the way it was worded wasn't at all funny. I did some editing so it doesn't offend anyone, plus hey .50 cal is basically something that mix with the sniper makes a prefect couple.so if you do the math:
Sniper + .50 cal = death from afar
yeah, If i ever come to meeting one of those on the Battlefield, I hope I am on the other side of the barrel when it fires.
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Comments: 34
yefta03 [2012-09-18 11:43:19 +0000 UTC]
I WAIT FOR BLACK OPS 2 SERGEANT!
I HOPE THIS WEAPON IN THAT GAME!
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MasterofWolves99 In reply to yefta03 [2012-09-18 15:38:37 +0000 UTC]
lol sorry, Battlefield is were I belong, Call of Duty is dead to me
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yefta03 In reply to MasterofWolves99 [2012-09-19 08:04:26 +0000 UTC]
*Price Radio* I Hope we can be alliance. Well i see you again Sergeant. Bravo Six out. *coughhh*
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MasterofWolves99 In reply to yefta03 [2012-09-19 15:48:57 +0000 UTC]
... alright *heads out with several armor units to price's position*
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yefta03 In reply to MasterofWolves99 [2012-09-19 22:10:39 +0000 UTC]
*Price Radio* RPG!! AHHHHH............ *BZTTTT* TAKING FIRE .
Mate do .....you....hear....me? We need reinforcement now!*TREEEEEETETTETET*
Were stuck with Terrorist batalyon.there......to manny......of them......If you answer this message.....sand reinforcement now...! Bravo Six Out!!!! *bztttt*
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MasterofWolves99 In reply to yefta03 [2012-09-19 22:38:17 +0000 UTC]
Me: yeah and the Calvary have arrive price *Abrams, Tank Destroyers, LAVs, AA tank start firing on the terrorists then I hop out and walk calmly over to Price* you see, everything is better with vehicles
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yefta03 In reply to MasterofWolves99 [2012-09-19 23:06:44 +0000 UTC]
Price:heheheheheh,you son of a bitch,you're the last guy who wanted me to see.hahahahha thanks for the assist mate!
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MasterofWolves99 In reply to yefta03 [2012-09-19 23:30:18 +0000 UTC]
me: yeah well, someone has to bail your ass. besides, I believe you own me a pint or two... but other than that your welcome.
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yefta03 In reply to MasterofWolves99 [2012-09-20 08:16:07 +0000 UTC]
Price:We got a sign from the radio terrorist,i think they wanna destroy the nuclear facility on Arizona.i need you to defend that base . you will meet my trusted pilot Nikolai.
good luck soldier!
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MasterofWolves99 In reply to yefta03 [2012-07-28 11:29:51 +0000 UTC]
I love this weapon too
thanks sir ^^
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WolfwithGlasses [2012-05-15 09:54:23 +0000 UTC]
I still prefer 7,62x51mm but .50 CAL is excellent for terrorising the enemy I guess.
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MasterofWolves99 In reply to WolfwithGlasses [2012-05-15 10:44:00 +0000 UTC]
it is xD what does the 7.62x51mm have over the .50 CAL, NOTHING xD
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WolfwithGlasses In reply to MasterofWolves99 [2012-05-15 11:30:50 +0000 UTC]
Oh, the german G3 and MG3 are still feared by the Taliban.
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MasterofWolves99 In reply to WolfwithGlasses [2012-05-15 12:59:59 +0000 UTC]
Hehe well I say the fifty cal is the most feared weapon to face on the battlefield
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WolfwithGlasses In reply to MasterofWolves99 [2012-05-15 13:06:01 +0000 UTC]
mhhh you mean the most feared weapon in the hand of a single person XD But it is true.
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MasterofWolves99 In reply to WolfwithGlasses [2012-05-15 15:11:42 +0000 UTC]
lol hey when you have you hands on that .50 cal, then you are god
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MasterofWolves99 In reply to vuk-91 [2012-05-15 10:43:02 +0000 UTC]
me too 8D that gun is a beast
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MasterofWolves99 In reply to BoltActionLeopard [2012-05-15 10:42:27 +0000 UTC]
sorry if you want, I can go back and edit it if you have something that is funny (will be more than happy to do it)
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BoltActionLeopard In reply to MasterofWolves99 [2012-05-16 00:05:51 +0000 UTC]
make a camper joke out of it lol
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MasterofWolves99 In reply to BoltActionLeopard [2012-05-16 01:01:44 +0000 UTC]
hm... well how about this:
"they don't know that camping is legal, right?"
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BoltActionLeopard In reply to MasterofWolves99 [2012-05-16 01:51:21 +0000 UTC]
maybe, just something not captain obvious would be good
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MasterofWolves99 In reply to BoltActionLeopard [2012-05-16 03:23:49 +0000 UTC]
yeah this is my first time doing a motivation poster type
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CarFanatic751 [2012-05-15 05:04:54 +0000 UTC]
Isn't that the point of being a sniper? To snipe people from afar with the element of surprise..?
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Volst-Master In reply to CarFanatic751 [2012-05-15 09:41:33 +0000 UTC]
its a bit different when its a .50 cal, its a massive round, therefore produces a hell lot of energy, therefore unlike other sniper rounds the range increases drasticly, so much so that you'll never hear the crack or in this case the thunderus clap these rifles make
The rounds carry enough energy that hard targets arnt even safe. apcs, bunkers, steal plated walls, have no resistence against the .50
Plus The energy stored in the round itself after fired is so powerful that instead of normal cavitation on a soft target, your whole body exploads
i think the joke is that since unlike the range of other sniper weapons, you will never find the sniper wielding that weapon, and even if you do, no matter what kind of cover you have...your still going to die.
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MasterofWolves99 In reply to Volst-Master [2012-05-15 10:47:49 +0000 UTC]
yeah, sadly I was trying to go with what you said though I guess it didn't work. I'll be more than happy to edit it and make it much better
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HaraSurya In reply to Volst-Master [2012-05-15 09:59:05 +0000 UTC]
More than a few APCs are designed with .50 BMG as a specific round they're designed to defeat (and usually much higher, like 23mm cannon). This isn't anything that new, either. The BMP-1 can stop a 23mm round on its frontal arc and the M2 Bradley can stop 14.5mm from all angles (and more from the front). Bunkers, steel-plated walls, etc can stop a .50 BMG cold and tend to require anything from a shoulder-fired HEAT round to specially designed 5,000lbs air-dropped bombs to defeat. (Or larger, I have a friend who works in a bunker designed to stop a near miss from an atom bomb blast.)
And a .50 BMG has about 18,000 J of energy behind them, but they're still only punching a half-inch hole through someone. They might yaw or fragment (though fragmenting isn't likely at a long engagement range) but they won't magically cause your whole body to explode. Now if they hit a limb that limb is probably crippled for life and will probably be amputated, but people can and have survived being shot with a .50 BMG
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MasterofWolves99 In reply to HaraSurya [2012-05-15 10:50:01 +0000 UTC]
very interesting facts there
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