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Published: 2012-10-29 01:48:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 4228; Favourites: 51; Downloads: 166
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Description An animated gif of Hiccup serving lemonade at a fundraiser to save dragons!

The short story follows:


SHORT STORY:
HICCUP AND THE FUNDRAISER


Narrator:  As Stoick the Vast, chief of Berk returns from inspecting a newly built mine in the hills, he is surprised to find a bustling crowd of his fellow vikings gathered around a huge, wooden cask in the center of town … drinking!


:"What is the meaning of this?  I wasn't aware that we were celebrating a feast!  And especially at a time when we should be focused on preparing for the throws of winter!  WHO STARTED THIS?!"


Narrator:  The cheerful and chatty crowd parted down the center, revealing a rather happy looking boy with a freckly face.


:"Hiccup!   I should've guessed."

(filling a viking's mug):"Oh hi, Dad!  Would you like to donate a bit of coin for a very worthy cause?"

:"Donate …. wha--?!"

:"Coin … you know …. gold, silver, copper ---"

:"I KNOW what COIN is, son!  What I don't know is what in Thor's name you are doing!"

(filling another mug):"Well you know, it occurred to me this morning that even though our tribe has made peace with the dragons, there are still many other tribes out there in the Archipelago that haven't."

:"And so …. you're …. serving up our stores of mead?  To celebrate this?"

(chuckling):"No, no, no, Dad.   First of all, we're not CELEBRATING …. ….. I'm raising money to take a team of viking representatives to the other islands to educate them about the value of being friends with dragons!"

:"YOU'RE WHAT?!"

(filling a mug):"You didn't notice the sign?!"


Narrator:  As Hiccup points overhead and continues serving drinks to eager vikings who have brought their mugs from home, Stoick suddenly sees the huge sign flapping in the breeze.  In bold letters, the sign reads, "Buy a drink!  Save a dragon!"


:"Hiccup …. you …"

:"… Came up with a great slogan for the campaign?   Yeah, I thought it was really clever, though Fishlegs helped me a little with the wording because he said that, 'Buy a lemonade' was too long *whispering to Stoick* especially since a lot of the villagers still can't read too well."

:"Lemonade?!?"

(filling a mug):"Yeah, you didn't think that I'd use up our winter supply of mead, did you?   (to another viking lady that handed Hiccup her mug) Oh, thank you very much, ma'am.  Your purchase may have just helped save a cute little baby nadder from a horrible death."  

: (to the crowd) "Buy a drink! …. Save a dragon!"

:"Hiccup …. this idea of yours is …. another of your ideas ……. but, where did you find lemons to make all of this lemonade?  They don't grow anywhere around here."

(filling a mug):"Oh, it's very simple, Dad!  You salvaged crates of them from a shipwreck weeks ago."

:"I salvaged???  Wait … you mean …"

:"Yeah, they were just sittin' in a warehouse doing nobody any good, and so I thought, 'Hey, I can make lemonade from them and raise money to save dragons'!"

:"Son …. how many of the crates did you use?"

(filling a mug):"All of them."

:"ALLLLLLLLLLL of them?!"

:"Yeah.  *whispering to Stoick*  It takes a lot of lemons to make a lot of lemonade."

:"Hiccup …. those …. those ….THOSE LEMONS WERE A GIFT FOR THE BOG BURGLARS TO CELEBRATE OUR NOT-SO-STABLE FRIENDSHIP WITH THEIR TRIBE!"

(filling a mug):"Ah heck, Dad, just invite them over to our island for a few drinks of lemonade, and we can all celebrate together AND raise money for a good cause.  We've still got PLENTY of lemonade!"


Narrator: Raising a stern finger in prelude to the sure-to-follow tirade, Stoick the Vast opened his mouth wide, inhaled …… and then froze, rather statue-like.  "Perhaps," he thought, his mouth still open,"perhaps this idea of inviting the Bog Burglars to celebrate together is a good idea.  Better to have friends than enemies!"

And as Stoick closed his mouth and watched his son tirelessly collect coin and serve mugs of drink, the chief also marveled at how easily his son had taken to leadership:  from idea, to organizing the event, to working it.


(with a smile) :"Give me one of those mugs, my boy!"

(hesitating and whispering):  Dad …….. You have to donate some coin for it."

:"Oh .. yes … right!   Coin!  (searching on himself) Now where did I put those coins! ….. That's what happens when your clothing lacks proper pockets!"  



(filling a mug):"Buy a drink!  Save a dragon!"


THE END

~Master Rohan


My original Lemonade stand story and animated gif: --> [link]
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Comments: 97

PepperJDarcy In reply to ??? [2012-10-31 00:06:16 +0000 UTC]

really?! Good! I'm glad it was such a flop! it looked interesting, but... eh!

I'm not sure Disney's gonna capture that old magic, unfortunately They've bought Pixar, Marvel and are now buying Lucas-whatever-Film thing... seems like they're more interested in money than telling a good story and earning money. As long as they don't buy dreamworks, I'm good!

Tangled? Yes. I can only watch it so many times. Same thing with Brave. It was pretty good, considering, but it lacked something.

Omgosh... I LOVE Beauty and the Beast. That was my HTTYD when I was little

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8114 [2012-10-29 02:32:24 +0000 UTC]

Huh, thinking of ze Bog-Burglars...Wonder if we will see Big...Boobied Berta Or Camicatzy..? Show up in ze series. xD

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hiccuphh3 In reply to 8114 [2012-10-29 02:50:08 +0000 UTC]

:"Big Boobied Bertha??? Yikes! ...... Although it would be nice to see Camicazy again ..... though I don't know how her and Astrid would get along. They'd probably kill each other, which would leave Ruffnut as my only possible girlfriend. Nope, Camicazy needs to just stay wherever she is.

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8114 In reply to hiccuphh3 [2012-10-29 02:52:04 +0000 UTC]

Wat.She Small! Nothing Serious! She'll jut TAUNT Her to death! xD

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hiccuphh3 In reply to 8114 [2012-10-29 03:55:27 +0000 UTC]

Let's hope so then! My fingers are crossed!

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8114 In reply to hiccuphh3 [2012-10-29 04:05:11 +0000 UTC]

xD

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masterrohan In reply to 8114 [2012-10-29 02:44:51 +0000 UTC]

(I was wondering about that, too! Especially since there ARE other islands out there. )

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8114 In reply to masterrohan [2012-10-29 02:47:53 +0000 UTC]

Yeesh! Lava-Lurks, Morderous Mountains, Berserk, Hysterike...Uh..That Skullion island...!

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masterrohan In reply to 8114 [2012-10-29 03:03:47 +0000 UTC]

(SO MANY! SO MANY ISLANDS!!!!! SO MANY ADVENTURES!!!!



( :"So many life threatening moments for me." )

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8114 In reply to masterrohan [2012-10-29 03:05:54 +0000 UTC]

(AND AMERIKAH. XD)

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masterrohan In reply to 8114 [2012-10-29 03:12:35 +0000 UTC]

( You know, I hear that Amerikah is pretty nice place. )

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8114 In reply to masterrohan [2012-10-29 03:17:50 +0000 UTC]

(Ze Vikings Discovered eet first! Not Colombus! beep!))

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masterrohan In reply to 8114 [2012-10-29 03:49:49 +0000 UTC]

(Go Leif Erikson! BEEP! )


( :"Hmmm..... do I know him?" )

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8114 In reply to masterrohan [2012-10-29 03:57:26 +0000 UTC]

(XD)

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ThatOneSpazz In reply to ??? [2012-10-29 02:23:54 +0000 UTC]

OMG AWESOMENESS.

This is hysterical, and amazing at the same time! I love how Stoik reacts too!

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hiccuphh3 In reply to ThatOneSpazz [2012-10-29 02:29:33 +0000 UTC]

Dad can be rather .... short-fused sometimes, but he's really supportive of my endeavors now! *whispers* I think he might even think that I could actually be the chief some day.

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ThatOneSpazz In reply to hiccuphh3 [2012-10-29 02:32:51 +0000 UTC]

*smiles*
I'm sure he does.

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masterrohan In reply to ThatOneSpazz [2012-10-29 02:28:46 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for reading and enjoying it, Skullette!

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ThatOneSpazz In reply to masterrohan [2012-10-29 02:33:00 +0000 UTC]

No problem Rohan!

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hiccuphh3 In reply to masterrohan [2012-10-29 02:31:03 +0000 UTC]

Hey! You're not supposed to be commenting tonight! Remember: It's a Hiccup Take-over Night!

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masterrohan In reply to hiccuphh3 [2012-10-29 02:31:33 +0000 UTC]

Ooops.

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LyricalMedley In reply to ??? [2012-10-29 02:11:33 +0000 UTC]

( "...lemonaded out!" That's a good one Master Rohan!

This was a delightful story Master Rohan...I love how Stoic was... about to blow a fuse and then paused... , and thought better of it!

Wonderfully done! I love the banter between father and son!!!
)

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hiccuphh3 In reply to LyricalMedley [2012-10-29 02:18:15 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for enjoying the story, Medley!

Yeah, Dad can be rather short-fused sometimes ..... but he's gotten much better than he used to be! And he even hugged me the other day .... of course, I almost DIED just prior to it, but anywho .... that's my life!

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LyricalMedley In reply to hiccuphh3 [2012-10-29 02:30:06 +0000 UTC]

( But Hiccup sir,.. It is I who should be thanking you...What a brillitant idea...Holding a fundraiser! And using lemonade! Brilliant!

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hiccuphh3 In reply to LyricalMedley [2012-10-29 02:50:45 +0000 UTC]

Did you want to buy a mug of lemonade?

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LyricalMedley In reply to hiccuphh3 [2012-10-29 03:02:18 +0000 UTC]

( Yes puhleeeeeeezuh!! Um...You got change for ah..*rummages through pockets* *pulls out several gum wrappers, (I wondered where those went! ), a paper clip, and a $20*

*pauses, thinking hard*

You know what? Keep zee change monsieur Hiccup! I wanna save as many baby Nadders as I can! )

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hiccuphh3 In reply to LyricalMedley [2012-10-29 03:53:40 +0000 UTC]

Okay then! Thanks for the big donation, Medley! And enjoy that lemonade!

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LyricalMedley In reply to hiccuphh3 [2012-10-30 02:25:27 +0000 UTC]

( Yuh-- You're...welcome! )

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masterrohan In reply to LyricalMedley [2012-10-29 02:16:59 +0000 UTC]

(Yes, definitely lemonaded out! )

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LyricalMedley In reply to masterrohan [2012-10-29 02:36:24 +0000 UTC]

( If I were to have purchased a mug...It would of been to Hiccup's best interest to have his pen at the ready...Since lemonade makes my face turn inside out! Man...That just gave me thuh chills... *Looks at the thermometer* only 36°F!!

Well at least it's warmed up by ten degrees since this morning! )

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hiccuphh3 In reply to LyricalMedley [2012-10-29 02:51:23 +0000 UTC]

It's only 36F where you are? Wow! That's like swimming weather in Berk!

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LyricalMedley In reply to hiccuphh3 [2012-10-29 02:57:03 +0000 UTC]

( Oh don't even get me started on swimming...I swam for the first time in 5 years this summer... Never again!

That and I turn purple...in like 5 seconds!
No joke!...I'm 100% serious! )

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CronaDragonTrainer [2012-10-29 01:54:44 +0000 UTC]

XD XD XD OH MAH GAWD!!!! XD XD XD

EPICNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD

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hiccuphh3 In reply to CronaDragonTrainer [2012-10-29 02:16:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh goodness me! You're making me blush!

Yeah, Master Rohan did great putting this little piece together.

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CronaDragonTrainer In reply to hiccuphh3 [2012-10-29 02:19:12 +0000 UTC]

ITS! SO! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hiccuphh3 In reply to CronaDragonTrainer [2012-10-29 02:32:10 +0000 UTC]

It's just me, Crona.

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CronaDragonTrainer In reply to hiccuphh3 [2012-10-29 02:33:59 +0000 UTC]

But its so COOL! XD

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hiccuphh3 In reply to CronaDragonTrainer [2012-10-29 02:52:01 +0000 UTC]

And therefore you think I'm cool, and therefore I think you're cool, and therefore I shall take a nice long drink of this cool lemonade!

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Snappieta In reply to hiccuphh3 [2012-12-23 06:34:14 +0000 UTC]

I think I love you. C: Oh, like my drawing? [link] c:

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CronaDragonTrainer In reply to hiccuphh3 [2012-10-29 02:52:42 +0000 UTC]

XD XD XD XD SWEET!

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masterrohan In reply to ??? [2012-10-29 01:49:07 +0000 UTC]

:"Uh, no thanks, Hiccup; I already bought 9 mugs of lemonade and am feeling rather lemonaded out."

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PepperJDarcy In reply to masterrohan [2012-10-29 02:33:55 +0000 UTC]

did someone say... LEMONADE?!?!

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hiccuphh3 In reply to PepperJDarcy [2012-10-29 02:52:14 +0000 UTC]

I did! I did!

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PepperJDarcy In reply to hiccuphh3 [2012-10-29 02:53:08 +0000 UTC]

that's hearty good lemonade, young Viking!!

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hiccuphh3 In reply to PepperJDarcy [2012-10-29 03:54:51 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I spent hours making it! Toothless helped me squash the lemons with his feet!

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PepperJDarcy In reply to hiccuphh3 [2012-10-29 04:11:07 +0000 UTC]

That's what Dragons are for!! when you're dragon gives you a lemon... you make lemonade!

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