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masterrohan — Hiccup the Pirate
Published: 2011-05-23 19:03:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 2863; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 42
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One day, as Master Rohan sat relaxing near the beach taking in a brief moment of peace, Hiccup, wearing an oversized coat and various pirate-esque accoutrement, suddenly burst out of some nearby bushes.(pirate voice): "Arg, Matey! I'm Hiccup the viscious sword-wielding pirate who's come to commandeer ye galleon! Surrender ye ship or I'll not go easy on ye!"
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Where did you get that outfit?!":"Arg! What be so funny ye scallywag?! I'm about to run ye through with this here sword!"
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Oh, *clears throat* sorry Mister Viscious Pirate. You just startled me, and I didn't know how to respond.":"Us tricksy pirates like sneaking up on people, and you'd best be givin' me whats I wants, or I'll be makin' ye walk the plank!"
:"Well, *chuckle* Mister Pirate, I'm .....I'm just having a hard time believing that....that something as innocent-looking as YOU is a ruthless pirate! I mean, you're as scary as a stuffed animal brandishing a plastic spoon!
":"Arg! That be where ye be wrong, Matey!" *taps Master Rohan in the shoulder armor with his sword*
(faking): "Ouch!! Oh you hurt me!"
(switching back to regular voice):"Oh, I'm so sorry! So sorry! Here----are you bleeding?! I didn't mean to---"
(masterfully swiping HIccup's sword right out of Hiccup's hand): "Gotcha!"
(surprised but chuckling):"Yeah, you did......arg."
(over to the side):"HAHAHAHAHA! What a LOOSER!"
(arcing the sword inches from Tuffnut's nose): "Play nice. You're still on restriction; remember?"
: ^^') "Arg."
:"ARG!"
:"ARGGG!!!"
Artist note: Ink sketch, colored in Photoshop
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Comments: 188
Thank you, Melanoo!
Imagining Hiccup with a "deadly" plastic spoon is hilarious! 
:"Hey, even a spoon could be a weapon in the hands of a master warrior."
:"True, but you're no master warrior."
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:" I'm sorry Hiccup... But... You just don't look like a master warrior... But you just look like... this! *show him with her finger*
:" But you show all of me... D: "
(sorry if my english is absolutely horrible
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Your English is FAR SUPERIOR to my French!!!
:"You just gestured to all of me"
:"Look Hiccup, we like you for who you are."
:"Yes."
:"Aww, you guys are so nice."
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Aww thanks!! 
: " Yes I know it! "
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I had to laugh like that too when Hiccup popped out trying to scare me and be such a threatening villain, but instead he just looked rather...cheerful!
:"Well I already told you that I want to be a 'nice' pirate. ARRRR!!!"
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ha, ha! That's pretty good! Great colours, MasterRohan!!
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Mucho thanks PepperDarcy! 
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you're welcome! It was pretty awesome!!
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your so cute I could eate you...just like how I ate my boyfriend. I'll be back with my lucky fork and knife
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:"Well, gee.....thanks for the compliment, I think....but please don't eat me. Friends don't eat friends."
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don't worry I'll give you a 10 second head start. I love chasing ny meals
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Oh my gosh this could NOT be more ADORABLE!!!!! XD XD XD
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:"Obviously AebastianPrincess, thinks I make a good pirate."
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Yay i win!!!!!!!!!
and of coarse Hiccup
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:"Thank ya very much! Arrrrrrr"
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lol it actually suits him i dont know why but i just does..... nice picture!
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Thanks choff26!
:"See Master Rohan, choff26 thinks I look good in my pirate outfit."
:"No comment."
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Hehehehe! "lurf it" LOL
:"Look, another person that thinks I'd make a good pirate!"
:"I don't see anywhere where she says that you'd make a good pirate."
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i never did i just thought the ordeal was funny srry Hiccup
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Sorry but hey at least u have the comforting knowlage u brightened my bad day
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:"And now I'm going to bug the day lights out of you!!!! LALALALALALALALALALLALALALALLALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALAL
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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Tuff, don't make me punch u
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Seriously dude I'm afraid it might kill u
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Yeah u gotta remember the modern day astrid here she's a cowgirl & a Viking lol
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:"That's right. You're a tuffy! HAHAHAHAH!!! Tuffy! Tuffnut. Get it? Tuffy/Tuffnut?"
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Osv how ironic my celebrity crush is on a Roper named Tuf Cooper and that's what my brown calls him to get on my nerves
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:"Hmm...this 'Tuf Cooper' has a good name. He must be courageous and brave."
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Rotfl well he's cute and a good roper and well not u lol
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hiccup, you make an awesome pirate and the fake leg really helps with the pirate look. just a thought if you want to be a nice pirate why don't you join the pirates who don't do anything? they even have a song [link] tell me what you think
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:"Really?! I'd make an awesome pirate?! That's great! 
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your so awesome as a pirate that jack sparrow has major competition, which is why he made a fourth movie to try to out-pirate you. but I think you out-pirate him too much for him to catch up GO CAPTAIN HICCUP GO
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:"Shiver me timbers! I be out-piratin' a pirate! But he be a bilge rat....or bilge bird....sparrow!"
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can I be your first mate please? becides it's always good to have a female as the first mate
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:"Sure! Come aboard, shipmate!"
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Yay
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(raising sword): "All right! Let's have an adventure!"
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Hee hee heeeeeeee!! Oh Hiccup, you look quite dashing!
Actually you remind me of one of the happiest video games I've ever played.
Since you're wearing that, I'ma call you Vyse. *glomps*
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:"I look dashing? Really?!"
*Master Rohan quickly googles Vyse* Ah, Skies of Arcadia.....never heard of it! 
(unable to breathe): "Uh...Contraltissimo....you can stop hugging me now......I think one of my ribs just broke."
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