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Description Seriously. It's as if most L4D fans don't know what they're doing. Everytime I look up some L4D stuff I usually get things like...OC Hunters, Witches, and Smokers.... > 3 >

Usually the Hunters are chicks with big tits, duct tape, and a hoodie. How original. The Witches? They have their hair in their face. Go figure. Smokers are usually male.

I don't mean to beat down on but...really? Are you shitting me? I love how you draw and all, I adore it and you make me want to continue my anime style but zombies fucking?

Reproducing and having a life together with everyone besides the survivors? Oh yeah, and the rape scene between Ellis and The Hunter. :T Nice.

Because everyone knows zombies fuck, not kill.

I dunno. Might edit this later because I'm bein' a cranky old fart.

P.S. Fuck your L4D OC's in general. I hate them. You ruin the game. Stop pairing them with the ORIGINAL Survivors. You make everything about L4D look bad just doing so.

P.P.S I'm still cranky.


Nick > Ellis > Valve

Edit:

Zombies do not run.
Zombies do not have emotions/form thought.
Zombies do not eat brains.
Zombies do not fight. [Ex: Punch, kick, etc.]
...and I really doubt they have "special" types of zombies.
*bringsholyZombieSurvivalGuideonyourass*
...I still love you L4D...
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Comments: 57

hellhound249 [2012-07-10 21:15:16 +0000 UTC]

WELL SAID

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Looshk [2011-07-25 07:43:28 +0000 UTC]

Nellis is proof that god loves us XD

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Figay [2011-02-02 16:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

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justforthetimebeing [2010-10-08 23:11:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh my gawd. I Am so happy someone agrees with me!!! It totally annoys me whenever they try that shit!!! I just umm... never had the guts to say it for fear of being flamed.. xD You are a total win!

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MattxNearForeber In reply to justforthetimebeing [2010-10-12 03:39:44 +0000 UTC]

o:
Naw, this is nothing. = w= But 1000 thanks, bro. XD Makes me feel happy there is another out there, ya know.

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chance247 [2010-09-05 01:50:47 +0000 UTC]

*raises hand* what about sane survivor OCs?

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MattxNearForeber In reply to chance247 [2010-09-05 02:03:39 +0000 UTC]

NOPE.

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chance247 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-09-05 02:09:56 +0000 UTC]

Okay! *finds my OC and shoots them point blank in the head with a shotgun then burn the body* all gone

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MattxNearForeber In reply to chance247 [2010-09-05 02:31:36 +0000 UTC]

I am glad we have done business. o wo *giveslove*

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chance247 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-09-05 23:16:53 +0000 UTC]

indeed

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HISdarkANGEL13 [2010-08-23 03:35:34 +0000 UTC]

lol there's a duck and a magnet on her shirt... lol...

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MattxNearForeber In reply to HISdarkANGEL13 [2010-08-23 22:59:09 +0000 UTC]

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HISdarkANGEL13 In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-24 02:24:56 +0000 UTC]

lol
XD

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FrozenNocturne01 [2010-08-23 03:31:49 +0000 UTC]

Zombie birth = apocolypse

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hi-im-bud [2010-08-19 17:17:55 +0000 UTC]

You saw that OC I drew right? I was hoping you would post a funny comment on how ironic I was by drawing it for someone. Well, it was when I took requests and she got a spot :T Kinda failed on my part lol *shrugs*

I like you shirt c:

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-19 19:04:35 +0000 UTC]

o 3o I was tempted to say something to her but... D8 It ain't her fault her mama dropped her on her head and left her with the pedophile stepdad.

I actually have dat right here. o wo

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-19 19:28:35 +0000 UTC]

DON'T EVER PUNK OUT AGAIN!! D8<
That's hilariously sad. e we

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-19 20:36:37 +0000 UTC]

PFFT
Jealous much.

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-20 20:03:39 +0000 UTC]

....




yes :<

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-21 03:52:55 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I COULD JUST SHIT MYSELF.

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-21 08:50:39 +0000 UTC]

YOU KNOW CAPS LOCK TURNS ME ON.

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-21 09:00:42 +0000 UTC]

itspastyourbedtiemmister

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-21 09:16:06 +0000 UTC]

I'm bored and trying to find a funny/decent forum thread. Can't find any.. Or a chatroom where I can talk shit about umm.. stuff.

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-21 09:32:56 +0000 UTC]

4chan? o 3 o

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-21 18:57:49 +0000 UTC]

Nope, on here silly girl :3 I found a few, left some silly comments and got lots of pageviews and responses c:

I think I'll try 4chan someday. When I hit puberty.

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MattxNearForeber In reply to hi-im-bud [2010-08-22 17:38:59 +0000 UTC]

Like those people who make accounts, fav all the time, get comments on said favs, and what not?
D8

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hi-im-bud In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-22 18:30:19 +0000 UTC]

No, not really cuz I actually draw and submit art on here. I don't fave a lot also. Maybe a couple every other day... Besides, forums are fun! I met some funny ass people on there!!

Or you can say; like those people who add a million people to their deviantWATCH everyday and get the same outcome as fave hoaring. D:

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Nikauri-Susi [2010-08-19 10:47:03 +0000 UTC]

!
I gotta admit, I drew myself and a kinda friend as a hunter once, lol. XD And never again. I wouldn't like, write fanfiction of the game and insert myself there, you know? I don't get why people make up couples like "self-insertation OCXEllis!", because it just doesn't work. If you want to go as far as writing a story like that, then hell, make your own zombie series or something. I'm kinda on the fence of weather I'ma do that myself.
And I noticed that with the female Hunters. o_o It scared me a little, if I'm being totally honest.
Holy shit a rape scene between Ellis and a Hunter ... good god zombies are supposed to kill people and eat them. I just don't see them as being capable of doing anything else.
You're not being a cranky old fart at all. You're stating an opinion, which you're allowed to do.
Bytheway.
I love that shirt. x3

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MattxNearForeber In reply to Nikauri-Susi [2010-08-19 19:35:32 +0000 UTC]

I mean just playing around is fine and dandy but making it like... o 3o making a zombie have a detailed life, loving things and what not....kinda takes it too far. Basiclly, a zombie having a human's life. Original zombies pretty much just limp around in groups, gang up on you [not run], and bite. I don't think they eat brains either. Just people. Either way.

Pairing yourself with a character that doesn't even exsist is pretty sad. e we Why don't they ruin Naruto even more?

Here's an example: [link]

Would you call now cranky? I mean... XD I'M PISSED. My rant needs to be longer. BC

I actually own dat shirt. 8D NO MORE SCHOOL UNIFORMS!

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Nikauri-Susi In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-20 13:40:45 +0000 UTC]

I agree with you there, it's just a little too much. I don't want zombies to be ruined the same way they did with vampires and making them sparkle. I don't want zombies to be overcommerialized to be like ... not awesome any more. As it happens zombies have already pushed all other "monsters" aside to be my favourite. XD There's just something unique about them that's pretty bitchin'.

Wow ... not that I'm one for flaming people for their characters and such, but I -do- agree with you, yeah.

I'd say you're getting a little pissed. Feel better soon?

Really? That is ... yeah, that's badass. XD

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MattxNearForeber In reply to Nikauri-Susi [2010-08-21 04:40:42 +0000 UTC]

That's what I fear right now. And currently...zombies are making their way into Hot Topic. D: THE SOURCE OF ALL THIS BULLSHIT! = w= They now just added Justin Bieber to it too. *shrug* Not that Hot Topic has to ruin him.

I don't call if flaming. Flaming is when you bash them on their page and whatnot, which I/you am not. XD

Am I getting carried away? D8>

I'M GANGSTER.

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Nikauri-Susi In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-21 11:12:47 +0000 UTC]

AUGH!
Dude, that sucks so much. I just ... really don't want them to be ruined! Justin Bieber .. I have nothing against but I don't listen to his music.
And I agree with you there, lol.
No, you're not! I've seen people getting crazy pissed off over nothing at all, and you're stating a point.
YES.
YES YOU ARE.
ON THE WEST SIDE.

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Joosh-Face [2010-08-19 06:49:05 +0000 UTC]

I find it ironic how you say people who make zombie OCs are evil, but then you pair up Ellis and Nick the next minute.

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MattxNearForeber In reply to Joosh-Face [2010-08-19 18:50:01 +0000 UTC]

Not only sad, but pretty creepy as well.

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Joosh-Face In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-20 06:18:00 +0000 UTC]

It's just as bad as taking two canon characters and making them gay.

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MattxNearForeber In reply to Joosh-Face [2010-08-21 03:53:30 +0000 UTC]

But you is missin' the point. o 3 o

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Joosh-Face In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-21 06:22:00 +0000 UTC]

What point?

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MattxNearForeber In reply to Joosh-Face [2010-08-21 06:57:20 +0000 UTC]

Like little brats around the age of 12 pair themselves with characters that don't exsist and usually around 40 years of age. :U I mean setting gay pairings aside, what about straight ones?

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Joosh-Face In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-21 07:13:28 +0000 UTC]

I'm just saying don't pair up Ellis and Nick... Nothing more.

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MattxNearForeber In reply to Joosh-Face [2010-08-21 07:38:01 +0000 UTC]

Well, I understand where you're coming from. = w= I mean two guys that one of the other sometimes hates.

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Joosh-Face In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-21 07:57:04 +0000 UTC]

Nick really does hate Ellis tho.

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MattxNearForeber In reply to Joosh-Face [2010-08-21 08:11:21 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't say "hate". = w=

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Joosh-Face In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-21 08:46:36 +0000 UTC]

But he really does.

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MattxNearForeber In reply to Joosh-Face [2010-08-21 09:00:12 +0000 UTC]

If...that's what you go for...then sure. XD

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Joosh-Face In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-21 09:08:54 +0000 UTC]

He really does tho. He states it in the Passing, and he's pretty disrespectful when Ellis dies... he even gives him shit in the Parish, you know, the end of their journey. O.o

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MattxNearForeber In reply to Joosh-Face [2010-08-21 09:19:31 +0000 UTC]

o:
He disrespects everyone, obviously.

Well, when everyone else dies but Nick and Ellis, then Ellis dies, Nick says "Hey Ellis, all that stuff I said about you? I was kidding".

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Joosh-Face In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-21 10:36:24 +0000 UTC]

I think that's so Ellis doesn't shoot him back... Well, who knows for sure? It's the opposite when Ellis dies or everyone BUT Ellis dies.

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MattxNearForeber In reply to Joosh-Face [2010-08-22 06:04:48 +0000 UTC]

But he's dead and he can't shoot him back. >:C Why are we talking aboot this?

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Joosh-Face In reply to MattxNearForeber [2010-08-22 06:48:09 +0000 UTC]

I dunno. So let's talk about the new DLC coming out.

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MattxNearForeber In reply to Joosh-Face [2010-08-22 17:07:12 +0000 UTC]

D8
Who do you want to die, good sir?

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