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Description Because there's now a thread called 'last toast wins' so I made a toaster.

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goldprime111 [2019-05-06 22:34:15 +0000 UTC]

Behold, aliens, our most deadliest device...the TOASTER!

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StarryOak [2015-08-12 13:42:40 +0000 UTC]

"A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!"

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DrTrebleClef [2012-11-11 06:48:53 +0000 UTC]

Funny, my friend and I made yesterday "Toast Day"
We replaced every other word we spoke with "Toast"
Now every Friday is toaster day!

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mattyhex In reply to DrTrebleClef [2012-11-11 10:07:59 +0000 UTC]

Toast toast toast toast, toast!

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bipole [2012-10-30 05:43:07 +0000 UTC]

β™ͺ Now there's no secret to toasting perfection
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
if it pops too soon press down again
Make toast

YEAH TOAST ! β™«

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mattyhex In reply to bipole [2012-10-30 09:47:52 +0000 UTC]

YEAH TOAST!

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WWII44 [2012-10-29 00:43:33 +0000 UTC]

you know what they say, all toasters toast toast.

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mattyhex In reply to WWII44 [2012-10-29 08:18:09 +0000 UTC]

TOASTERS TOAST BREAD!

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WWII44 In reply to mattyhex [2012-10-29 08:22:47 +0000 UTC]

[link] Mario seems to think otherwise

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mattyhex In reply to WWII44 [2012-10-29 08:49:02 +0000 UTC]

Prefect reply from a comment on that video:

"But you see, people don't toast toast with toasters, they toast bread into toasts, so although the toaster might toast toast when the bread has already been toastedο»Ώ into toast, the toaster is still used to toast bread, not toast, so the claim that toasters toast bread and not toast is actually correct."

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WWII44 In reply to mattyhex [2012-10-29 08:52:10 +0000 UTC]

yeah but do really tell someone "I'm going to toast some bread", No you tell someone "I'm going to toast some toast" there by referring to the result of the toasting process.

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mattyhex In reply to WWII44 [2012-10-29 09:10:03 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I say 'I'm going to make some toast' thus not referring to what I'm actually putting into the toaster.

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WWII44 In reply to mattyhex [2012-10-29 09:14:52 +0000 UTC]

good poin't

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mattyhex In reply to WWII44 [2012-10-29 11:39:02 +0000 UTC]

Regardless, toast is still a bread product.

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WWII44 In reply to mattyhex [2012-10-29 11:40:08 +0000 UTC]

indeed

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TurtleBoy1 [2012-10-28 20:18:29 +0000 UTC]

"You Know What They Say: All toasters toast toast!"

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mattyhex In reply to TurtleBoy1 [2012-10-28 20:57:39 +0000 UTC]

Except they toast bread.

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The-Intelligentleman [2012-10-28 19:40:27 +0000 UTC]

Be Brave.

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mattyhex In reply to The-Intelligentleman [2012-10-28 19:48:47 +0000 UTC]

I have a feeling that's a reference to something, and I want to reply 'little toaster' but I'm not sure if that's right...

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The-Intelligentleman In reply to mattyhex [2012-10-28 20:42:14 +0000 UTC]

That is correct.

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mattyhex In reply to The-Intelligentleman [2012-10-28 20:59:22 +0000 UTC]

Yay cookie!

*nom*

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