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MaximumOverderp — CRAPPY MAID
Published: 2013-10-15 04:32:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 1533; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 0
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An Idea I got fromThis'll be funny
Maid GLaDOSnake looks like this: maximumoverderp.deviantart.com…
((just imagine the aperture logos going down her back, you know what se looks like normally))
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"...I am too"
*slithers up beside you and pulls out a box of cigarettes, with the APerture logo on it*
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*takes one out and lights it,though the smoke is green for some reason*
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I-I never knew you smoked..."
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"I do"
"I have a ssstresssful life"
"It helpsss"
"And besssdiesss,I have no lungsss,hoe could I get cancer? The worsst it could do is make me sssmell like neurotoxin"
"Yesss,there'sss neurotoxin in thisss"
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"Hmm cool"
*sucks at the cigarette*
*blows out smoke*
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*puts it in vocal proccessor ((that weird little speaker thing under her optic that looks like a grill))*
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*takes the cigarette out of mouth*
*coughs*
"God damn it!"
*cough cough*
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"I'm new to smoking....."
*cough cough*
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"Oh..."
:You get usssed to it"
"Then again for you organic beingsss it'sss not healthy"
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"Yeah it is bad for me......since I have a heart problem........."
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"Mhm I think its called angina, but I don't know"
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"...Angina isss jussst chesst pain"
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"It's a heart problem if I don't take a pill my heart rate speeds up"
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"Then that leads to a heart attack......"
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"You want to know something cool about these cigarettes?"
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"Well my friend made these and they taste like fruit.."
*hands the box to you*
*it says cherry flavored on it*
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"They're pretty cool"
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"You can try one if ya want"
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**Wakes up**
"I now know why it's a bad idea to have my chequebook and brandy at hand at the same time. What did I do...!"
**Eyes widen.**
"I hired my own bleedin' mate as a maid?! I must have been so drunk..."
(( He "discovered" alcohol. ))
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((lol))
*dusting a vase*
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"What happened last night?"
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"You hired me asss your maid"
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"Hmmm. Well. We already kind of live together... So... Why?"
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"I don't know"
"And you sssaid if I didn't,you'd kill me"
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"WHAT THE HELL... How would I even... Forget that. You can keep the money."
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"Ssso,I'm not your maid?"
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