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Summary: Mewtwo was your long time friend, but he was also a pessimistic and arrogant cat. To his horror and surprise, you prank him by confessing that he's the father of your two kittens!

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon; it belongs to Nintendo. This fanfiction is for entertainment purposes only.

Warning: Fuzzy!

This fanfiction made by Mayplefly.

Chapter 1

A wicked smile appeared on your face as you stared at the annoyed, angry cat man. He was his usual self, loathing about the world and complaining to you about how nothing gets done right.

"Why don't you do something with your life?" you suggested to the aggravated Mew clone.

"What is there to do?" he scoffed, "I dislike humans, and most Pokemon are spineless and brainless creatures with no sentient capabilities."

You placed your thumb on your lip, "Why don't you hang out at my house?"

"You mean your territory?" he asked, with a glimmer of amusement. "I hold no reason to accompany you outside of the forest."

"You stand around all day and mope about your life," you told him. "Besides, nothing is going to change."

"I see your point," he nodded, clearly bored with his time. He decided to amuse your offer.

Later that day, he teleported to your box shaped domain. He sighed at the mundane life he had, and he found your living environment equally as dull.

"You should do something with your life," you advised. "Living out there all by yourself will not do you any good. Where's the challenge in that?"

"Are you suggesting I go destroy things?" he said with a smile, and nodded his head vigorously.

You furrowed your brows in thought, "No."

Mewtwo was bummed by your response. Why did he bother talking to you?

"You could go catch me something to eat," you shrugged, "put those mind bending powers to practical use."

You had a strange sense of reasoning, and although he would not admit it to you, he sometimes took your advice.

He found his powers gave him enough abilities to torment humanity, but that would mean catching unnecessary attention. He didn't want that.

There was really nothing to do in his life, so moping and complaining was his first response to anything you said.

"Go do it yourself," he nagged you with his arms crossed, and lavender colored tail twitching.

He really had no sense of responsibility, and you wanted to change that. He used to be an admirable fellow, but now since his days of trying to control the world are over he had nothing to strive for.

You remembered your plan from earlier and smiled slightly.

"Say, Mewtwo. Spend the night. I'll let you sleep on the couch."

You knew about his fondness for fluffy things, not that he would admit it. He took the offer and fell asleep with his arms still crossed.

Mewtwo awoke some days later only to hear strange noises coming from in front of him.

"Are you... meowing?" Mewtwo asked, with his eyes looking at you in confusion.

You shook your head, "No."

You still held a straight face, and he turned his head slightly to look behind you.

"What... are those?" he asked, slowly.

"My babies," you said seriously, with a hot blush on your face.

He blinked a few times, and then he turned to look at you, "What...?"

He noticed a small paw reach up and batted a toy on a string.

"I had them a few days ago," you explained to him, "you slept the whole time!"

"How long was I sleeping?" he asked.

"Three days," you said, cheerfully.

He grunted, realizing that he was capable of sleeping that long. He was a cat, after all. A very large one.

His brain started to work again, and then he blinked, "What do you mean they're your babies?" he emphasized with his three fingered hands.

You patted his shoulder, "You may have forgotten, but there was one night in the woods we spent time together..."

He remembered you being there all the time, yet he did not recall seeing you both together for long.

"How are they your babies?" Mewtwo went back to his original question.

"I gave birth to them," you explained, "It happened so suddenly! I've always wanted to be a mommy!"

"That's impossible," he scoffed, "a human male would not breed and produce kittens."

You smiled and held up one of the kittens to his face, while maintaining the blush on your own.

The small kitten meowed and pawed at Mewtwo.

Mewtwo crossed his large violet eyes to stare at the kitten as it swiped at his nose. He was still confused.

You had an evil grin on your face as you pushed the fluffy creature on his nose.

"You're a Cat Daddy, Mewtwo!" you giggled.

He still looked disturbed, not understanding, "Cat... Daddy? Are you saying that I..." he tilted his head before shuddering, "I never touched you, human!"

"How dare you yell at me in front of our children!" you scolded him by slapping his shoulder, "Be a man!"

"I'm a CAT!" he shrieked, "I am not a man! There is no possible way those kittens are my offspring!"

"You have to take care of them!" you cried out, with fake tears on your face, "You were so lonely out there! It only takes once, you know!"

Mewtwo blinked in horror again, before he walked to the door of your house, opened it, and then flew out.

You laughed your ass off while holding your new pet kittens.