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For :LightningIdle:'s contest!
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Genre crossover between the Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey by J.R.R. Tolkien and Xiaolin Showdown, created by Christy Hui! Featuring Emma O'Reiley, LightningIdle's Xiaolin Showdown OC as the witty and sarcastic Bilbo Baggins and Clay as the majestic Thorin Oakenshield! Who would, I believe, be named "Emma Reilens" and "Clay Earthenshield", in which case. This is part one of a four-part entry, the other three parts are just individual pictures of Emma, Clay, and then them both.
Hope you like it, Spadey!
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Oh my gosh, this was a big project for such a little picture. I first tried to make a little booklet that would've been "made by" Emma and Clay's daughter, who coincidentally, also happens to be one of Emma's OC's. But I got lazy.
Also, drawing the Xiaolin Warriors with beards? Fuckin' hilarious. I just couldn't finish it, I was laughing so hard. FYI, Kimiko looks really cool with a beard which is really weird

So I attempted to only draw Emma in her Hobbit form. Which I lost. So I redrew it!

And then, because it was an extra booklet page, I decided to add the majestic and fiercely handsome Clay Earthenshield riding his fearsome and loyal pony dragon, Dojo! Then I slapped Tolkien's next to it and thought "I've created a monster" took a couple of pictures!

Also not included: Jack Spicer as the Elf Lord Elrond (WHICH IS TOTALLY EXPLAINABLE AND NOT AT ALL SELFISHLY MOTIVATED BECAUSE ELVES ARE FUCKIN' HOT AND SO IS JACK AND SHUSH)
Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Jermaine, Master Fung and Master Monk Guan as Dwarves! With BEARDS! dying
Grand Master Dashi as the Great Grey Wizard, Gandalf!
Chase Young as Smaug (because hell, if Dojo's not Smaug, then Chase is)!
Hannibal Roy Bean as Gollum (because that stupid shit has two first names, so he's Hannibal Bean and Roy Bean, like Gollum and Smeagle respectively)!
Tubbimura as Beorn (explained later)!
Mala Mala Jong as the Necromancer, who ends up becoming the Evil Eye of Mordor in LoTR
And lastly Wuya as Sarumon (because she's already a witch but also because she seems very fitting to pretend to be good and then reveal herself as evil)!

Here's the storyline I put up because Hobbit fever:

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (The More Majestic and Slightly Odd Version)

In which Clay Earthenshield, son of Clan, son of Clorn, is on a quest to reclaim the Misty Mountain Temple, which was captured decades ago by the evil and vicious Lizard King Chase. Clay takes only his most trusted Dwarven allies: Omi the scribe, son of Ornin; Raimundo the warrior, son of Raemun; Kimiko, the warrior, daughter of Kimik; Jermaine, Clay's old bodyguard/advisor, son of Jerome; the advisors/warrior brothers Fung and Guan, sons of Gorfun; the Great Grey Wizard Dashi; and finally, his most trusted steed, Dojo the dragon, who showed up to help fight the evil Lizard King Chase at the Battle of The Temple.

Before they can start off on their adventure, though, Dashi in all of his sassy wisdom demands that another member of their company be added: a burglar! So they travel to Hobbiton where Dashi manages to just barely convince the halfling Emma O Reilens, the somewhat respectable Hobbit of Reilend, to come with them on their journey!

(Breaking this next part up)
Over the course of their travels they meet the Orcs and Clay's personal enemy,
(Le) Mime the Defiler (cameo'd from Azog AND I JUST REALIZED THAT NOW, I FEEL REALLY CLEVER BECAUSE OF THAT ONE EPISODE AND I'M GOnna shutup now),

The Elf Lord Jack (who cameo's for Elrond) because he hates the Dwarves but helps them anyway, (who are the Xiaolin Warriors, come on guys I'm being clever, but also because Lightning's got an OC for Jack's daughter that I've already doodled as Lady Arwen ((who is Elrond's -JACK'S- daughter for all you unversed ninnies)))

as well as the Red Witch Wuya (cameo'd as Sarumon, they meet at Rivendell I believe),

Cyclops at the Mountain Pass (cameo'd from the Stone Giants),the Goblin King Bubba (Don't know the goblin King's name, sorry), the feeble-yet-evil Hannibal Bean (Cameo'd for Gollum/Smeagle, because his name can also be Roy Bean) and Tubbimura (cameo'd from Beorn, because I'M RUNNING OUT OF CHARACTERS HELP, but he is big and dressed in black, so "big black bear" would be an appropriate shapeshift).

Not only do they encounter all of this, but the proud and majestically gruff Clay Earthenshield also encounters something even more shocking: Emotion!

Yes, that's right, Clay falls in love with Emma during their treacherous journey, although he very obviously makes a point of not showing it; He's too gruff and majestic for love! That and he's deathly afraid that one (or both) of them might not make it back from their fight against Chase. And so poor Emma is tricked into believing her feelings are not returned.

After Chase is defeated however, Clay makes to confess his true feelings for his delightfully witty and sarcastic hobbit friend, but they are put under siege by the Men of Dale, lead by Vlad the Bowman (Vlad is the Bard because I'm switching him from bad to good selfishly because cute) and the Wood Elves of Mirkwood (who are like Jackbots I suppose? Led by Good!Jack, who's cameo'd from the stupid-ass yet begrudgingly beautiful Thranduil, King of the Wood elves), who demand compensation for Dale being destroyed by Chase (who, a reminder, is Smaug) when they defeated him. And the elves are just plain selfish so yeah, they want some Wu (Dwarven treasure, haha) for their losses (I think they helped kill Smaug as well in the book because they didn't help when Erebor ((the Temple) is first being attacked).

Meanwhile, Clay has fallen into Wu fever (taken from the gold fever of the dwarves, where they selfishly bathe in all the gold they can get their hands on) and Emma's just 100% done with the dwarve's Wu-fever shit, so she takes the Eye of the Temple (Another cameo, the Heart of the Mountain is the Arkenstone), the Eye of Dashi (PLEASE IGNORE THE FACT THAT DASHI IS GANDALF) and gives it to Vlad. Clay finds out, still in his Wu fever, and gets super-pissed, nearly throws Emma off the side of the mountain, then banishes her. He sends out word to his sister Jessie (cameo's Lady Dis, Thorin's sister, because no, I don't want Dain Ironfoot-up-my-ass to exist) that he's under siege and she sends her 500 troops (not gonna specify anything here 'cus I'm pretty sure some of you are totally lost already) to help him.

Right after Emma leaves, the dead Goblin King's (Panda Bubba's) minions show up with the Cats (Wargs, led by Katnappe and the cameo'd Orc King) and Mime the Defiler, and so the Wood Elves led by Good!Jack, Men of Dale led by Vlad go to war with each other on the Temple's doorstep. And then Jessie's warriors show up.

(So to recap: Chase-Smaug is dead, Elves are greedy, Dale wants compensation, they siege Clay, Clay's an ass, Emma gets kicked out for trying to make peace, Cat-Wargs and Goblins show up, Dashi-Gandalf, Dwarves from Jessie and Clay's company, Elves & Men VS. Cat-Wargs, Mime le Defiler, & Panda Bubba's goblin shits)

Meanwhile meanwhile, Emma uses a Wu she stole from Hannibal (Gollum, please tell me I don't have to explain this one, it's the fucking precious) to turn back and fight with the Company (invisibly!)

Later, Tubbimura shows up with the even-more-majestic-than-Clay Ying Ying Birds (cameo'd from the great Eagles of Manwe, and the Ying Ying bird was Hannibal's ride in XS) who help to end the War of Five Armies in the Dwarv's favor!

In the end, the Dwarves win and none of the Company dies (because sad endings are nO), the Goblins and Wargs are destroyed, Clay kills Mime le Defiler, the Misty Mountain Temple is reclaimed, the Dwarves learn to be friends with the Elves and Men, and, of course, Emma and Clay are reunited in a totally sweet-and-sappy way that would make your teeth rot. The End!

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REMIND ME NEVER TO WRITE AGAIN OKAY THIS TOOK SIX HOURS AND I LITERALLY COULDN'T STOP [CRIES]

I hope you liked it, Spadey! I'll be posting the other pics (one of Emma, one of Clay on Dojo and one of them both) in a minute iF I DON'T DECIDE TO LET MY FINGERS GUIDE ME INTO A FUCKING CHAPTER STORY AGAIN

Also, Mala Mala is not featured as the Necromancer because I totally forgot Radagast the Brown, who tells Dashi-Gandalf about him, so WHOOPS I was running out of characters anyway [cries]

Description
For :LightningIdle:'s contest!
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Genre crossover between the Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey by J.R.R. Tolkien and Xiaolin Showdown, created by Christy Hui! Featuring Emma O'Reiley, LightningIdle's Xiaolin Showdown OC as the witty and sarcastic Bilbo Baggins and Clay as the majestic Thorin Oakenshield! Who would, I believe, be named "Emma Reilens" and "Clay Earthenshield", in which case. This is part one of a four-part entry, the other three parts are just individual pictures of Emma, Clay, and then them both.
Hope you like it, Spadey!
--
Oh my gosh, this was a big project for such a little picture. I first tried to make a little booklet that would've been "made by" Emma and Clay's daughter, who coincidentally, also happens to be one of Emma's OC's. But I got lazy.
Also, drawing the Xiaolin Warriors with beards? Fuckin' hilarious. I just couldn't finish it, I was laughing so hard. FYI, Kimiko looks really cool with a beard which is really weird

So I attempted to only draw Emma in her Hobbit form. Which I lost. So I redrew it!

And then, because it was an extra booklet page, I decided to add the majestic and fiercely handsome Clay Earthenshield riding his fearsome and loyal pony dragon, Dojo! Then I slapped Tolkien's next to it and thought "I've created a monster" took a couple of pictures!

Also not included: Jack Spicer as the Elf Lord Elrond (WHICH IS TOTALLY EXPLAINABLE AND NOT AT ALL SELFISHLY MOTIVATED BECAUSE ELVES ARE FUCKIN' HOT AND SO IS JACK AND SHUSH)
Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Jermaine, Master Fung and Master Monk Guan as Dwarves! With BEARDS! dying
Grand Master Dashi as the Great Grey Wizard, Gandalf!
Chase Young as Smaug (because hell, if Dojo's not Smaug, then Chase is)!
Hannibal Roy Bean as Gollum (because that stupid shit has two first names, so he's Hannibal Bean and Roy Bean, like Gollum and Smeagle respectively)!
Tubbimura as Beorn (explained later)!
Mala Mala Jong as the Necromancer, who ends up becoming the Evil Eye of Mordor in LoTR
And lastly Wuya as Sarumon (because she's already a witch but also because she seems very fitting to pretend to be good and then reveal herself as evil)!

Here's the storyline I put up because Hobbit fever:

---

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (The More Majestic and Slightly Odd Version)

In which Clay Earthenshield, son of Clan, son of Clorn, is on a quest to reclaim the Misty Mountain Temple, which was captured decades ago by the evil and vicious Lizard King Chase. Clay takes only his most trusted Dwarven allies: Omi the scribe, son of Ornin; Raimundo the warrior, son of Raemun; Kimiko, the warrior, daughter of Kimik; Jermaine, Clay's old bodyguard/advisor, son of Jerome; the advisors/warrior brothers Fung and Guan, sons of Gorfun; the Great Grey Wizard Dashi; and finally, his most trusted steed, Dojo the dragon, who showed up to help fight the evil Lizard King Chase at the Battle of The Temple.

Before they can start off on their adventure, though, Dashi in all of his sassy wisdom demands that another member of their company be added: a burglar! So they travel to Hobbiton where Dashi manages to just barely convince the halfling Emma O Reilens, the somewhat respectable Hobbit of Reilend, to come with them on their journey!

(Breaking this next part up)
Over the course of their travels they meet the Orcs and Clay's personal enemy,
(Le) Mime the Defiler (cameo'd from Azog AND I JUST REALIZED THAT NOW, I FEEL REALLY CLEVER BECAUSE OF THAT ONE EPISODE AND I'M GOnna shutup now),

The Elf Lord Jack (who cameo's for Elrond) because he hates the Dwarves but helps them anyway, (who are the Xiaolin Warriors, come on guys I'm being clever, but also because Lightning's got an OC for Jack's daughter that I've already doodled as Lady Arwen ((who is Elrond's -JACK'S- daughter for all you unversed ninnies)))

as well as the Red Witch Wuya (cameo'd as Sarumon, they meet at Rivendell I believe),

Cyclops at the Mountain Pass (cameo'd from the Stone Giants),the Goblin King Bubba (Don't know the goblin King's name, sorry), the feeble-yet-evil Hannibal Bean (Cameo'd for Gollum/Smeagle, because his name can also be Roy Bean) and Tubbimura (cameo'd from Beorn, because I'M RUNNING OUT OF CHARACTERS HELP, but he is big and dressed in black, so "big black bear" would be an appropriate shapeshift).

Not only do they encounter all of this, but the proud and majestically gruff Clay Earthenshield also encounters something even more shocking: Emotion!

Yes, that's right, Clay falls in love with Emma during their treacherous journey, although he very obviously makes a point of not showing it; He's too gruff and majestic for love! That and he's deathly afraid that one (or both) of them might not make it back from their fight against Chase. And so poor Emma is tricked into believing her feelings are not returned.

After Chase is defeated however, Clay makes to confess his true feelings for his delightfully witty and sarcastic hobbit friend, but they are put under siege by the Men of Dale, lead by Vlad the Bowman (Vlad is the Bard because I'm switching him from bad to good selfishly because cute) and the Wood Elves of Mirkwood (who are like Jackbots I suppose? Led by Good!Jack, who's cameo'd from the stupid-ass yet begrudgingly beautiful Thranduil, King of the Wood elves), who demand compensation for Dale being destroyed by Chase (who, a reminder, is Smaug) when they defeated him. And the elves are just plain selfish so yeah, they want some Wu (Dwarven treasure, haha) for their losses (I think they helped kill Smaug as well in the book because they didn't help when Erebor ((the Temple) is first being attacked).

Meanwhile, Clay has fallen into Wu fever (taken from the gold fever of the dwarves, where they selfishly bathe in all the gold they can get their hands on) and Emma's just 100% done with the dwarve's Wu-fever shit, so she takes the Eye of the Temple (Another cameo, the Heart of the Mountain is the Arkenstone), the Eye of Dashi (PLEASE IGNORE THE FACT THAT DASHI IS GANDALF) and gives it to Vlad. Clay finds out, still in his Wu fever, and gets super-pissed, nearly throws Emma off the side of the mountain, then banishes her. He sends out word to his sister Jessie (cameo's Lady Dis, Thorin's sister, because no, I don't want Dain Ironfoot-up-my-ass to exist) that he's under siege and she sends her 500 troops (not gonna specify anything here 'cus I'm pretty sure some of you are totally lost already) to help him.

Right after Emma leaves, the dead Goblin King's (Panda Bubba's) minions show up with the Cats (Wargs, led by Katnappe and the cameo'd Orc King) and Mime the Defiler, and so the Wood Elves led by Good!Jack, Men of Dale led by Vlad go to war with each other on the Temple's doorstep. And then Jessie's warriors show up.

(So to recap: Chase-Smaug is dead, Elves are greedy, Dale wants compensation, they siege Clay, Clay's an ass, Emma gets kicked out for trying to make peace, Cat-Wargs and Goblins show up, Dashi-Gandalf, Dwarves from Jessie and Clay's company, Elves & Men VS. Cat-Wargs, Mime le Defiler, & Panda Bubba's goblin shits)

Meanwhile meanwhile, Emma uses a Wu she stole from Hannibal (Gollum, please tell me I don't have to explain this one, it's the fucking precious) to turn back and fight with the Company (invisibly!)

Later, Tubbimura shows up with the even-more-majestic-than-Clay Ying Ying Birds (cameo'd from the great Eagles of Manwe, and the Ying Ying bird was Hannibal's ride in XS) who help to end the War of Five Armies in the Dwarv's favor!

In the end, the Dwarves win and none of the Company dies (because sad endings are nO), the Goblins and Wargs are destroyed, Clay kills Mime le Defiler, the Misty Mountain Temple is reclaimed, the Dwarves learn to be friends with the Elves and Men, and, of course, Emma and Clay are reunited in a totally sweet-and-sappy way that would make your teeth rot. The End!

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REMIND ME NEVER TO WRITE AGAIN OKAY THIS TOOK SIX HOURS AND I LITERALLY COULDN'T STOP [CRIES]

I hope you liked it, Spadey! I'll be posting the other pics (one of Emma, one of Clay on Dojo and one of them both) in a minute iF I DON'T DECIDE TO LET MY FINGERS GUIDE ME INTO A FUCKING CHAPTER STORY AGAIN

Also, Mala Mala is not featured as the Necromancer because I totally forgot Radagast the Brown, who tells Dashi-Gandalf about him, so WHOOPS I was running out of characters anyway [cries]