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"Well, hello everyone. It's nice to meet you all again.

My name is Phoebe, but everyone calls me Bee. You might've heard of me. And if you haven't, let's just say that I was awesome back in the day.

Then one day, that bimbo Miss Valerie Valentine came along, and then that dork decided to draw her a fuckton of times. Not only that, the internet (or at least certain folks on it - I won't name names unless I'm paid enough) decided that what I was doing was wrong and that they were 'offended' and that I was worse than Serial Killer Santa Claus. The nerve. I might have to find them and beat their asses... or pay Lorelei to do it. She can't say no to me. I'm older and prettier than her.

Anyway, about this fine image of me. It seems that MD FINALLY made me look awesome. Not as awesome as this , though.

But hey, the love is there. Plus, I look a little bit like (read: MD stole a thing or two from) my buddy Fumie. Speaking of which, Fumie knows this artist guy, and she got him to draw me long ago .

I guess MD took an idea or two from that as well. Seriously, why is he on that artist's nards so much? I don't get it.

Oh! Remember this ? Looks like I've settled for raspberry for my semipermanent hair color. I also like my new magenta lipstick and fingernails. Oh, and that blonde version of me? I'm sure he had that saved up for a damn good reason, but who cares? I look good as a blonde!

So, yeah... I'm back, bitches. And this is how I'm going to be from now on."

Description
"Well, hello everyone. It's nice to meet you all again.

My name is Phoebe, but everyone calls me Bee. You might've heard of me. And if you haven't, let's just say that I was awesome back in the day.

Then one day, that bimbo Miss Valerie Valentine came along, and then that dork decided to draw her a fuckton of times. Not only that, the internet (or at least certain folks on it - I won't name names unless I'm paid enough) decided that what I was doing was wrong and that they were 'offended' and that I was worse than Serial Killer Santa Claus. The nerve. I might have to find them and beat their asses... or pay Lorelei to do it. She can't say no to me. I'm older and prettier than her.

Anyway, about this fine image of me. It seems that MD FINALLY made me look awesome. Not as awesome as this , though.

But hey, the love is there. Plus, I look a little bit like (read: MD stole a thing or two from) my buddy Fumie. Speaking of which, Fumie knows this artist guy, and she got him to draw me long ago .

I guess MD took an idea or two from that as well. Seriously, why is he on that artist's nards so much? I don't get it.

Oh! Remember this ? Looks like I've settled for raspberry for my semipermanent hair color. I also like my new magenta lipstick and fingernails. Oh, and that blonde version of me? I'm sure he had that saved up for a damn good reason, but who cares? I look good as a blonde!

So, yeah... I'm back, bitches. And this is how I'm going to be from now on."