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Rant on Inflation

Inflationists.

Listen, I know you guys take a lot of shit. And I don’t want to step on anyone’s likes or dislikes. …So here we go.

I’m just here to address a couple of things about Inflation that really bug the Hell out of me, especially here on DA. If you don’t like people bashing Inflation or Weight Gain or Blueberry people or whatever the Hell, I suggest you leave, because you probably won’t like what I’m about to say. Especially since this rant involves logic.

Just a list of things about Inflation/Weight Gain/Etc. that are bothering me. These aren’t the only things that disturb me about it, but you get the idea. Starting with:

1. “The concept.” - For those of you who don’t know, the idea and goal behind Inflation and Weight Gain is to get a girl (and sometimes guy, but trust me when I say 99% of the time, it’s a girl) really, really, really, unrealistically huge by many different means. In fact, those different means are the only things that separate Inflation and Weight Gain because otherwise, they’d be the same thing. Inflation often fills someone up with odd things such as water, food (often being force fed to said inflation “victim”, once again, unrealistically), cream, chocolate, berry juice, garbage (Not making that up. Literal Garbage.), air (with a bike pump or helium tank…I’m not fucking kidding), or bullshit magic or science. Weight Gain, on the other hand, is just someone getting really fat in an impossibly quick amount of time. And then there’s Blueberry people, which is pretty much just the act of jerking off to people sharing the same fate Violet Beauregard did on the classic children’s movie “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”. I’d call Pedophilia, but that’s a rant for another day.

The processes are rather disturbing in and of themselves. And don’t think I don’t know what the Hell I’m talking about. I have had to thoroughly look through this stuff to get a good understanding of it. And trust me, on this site, it didn’t take long to find any.

I really hate to tell you this folks: The human body does not work like a balloon. Sorry. It just doesn’t. Which leads me onto my next point:

2. “Isn’t this just rape?” - Now, call me crazy, but isn’t the idea of changing one’s physical body through unusual means against someone’s will just for the sake of sexual pleasure and arousal fall under…rape? Last time I checked…it did.

And that’s where it starts getting FUCKED UP. They alter what’s happening to make it seem like the poor girl getting inflated…likes it.

I really don’t know which dimension we’re living in, but if I was a girl and some random jack-off came towards me and inflated me to the size of a Hummer with a bike pump/force feeding machine/magic-shit pill/etc. against my will, that would kinda fuck up my day. I wouldn’t be happy. I would be pretty fucking miserable. I would literally ask someone to shoot me. It isn’t realistic, sexy, or logical. It’s torture on a level that I can’t even begin to imagine. Not being able to move, breathe, and other necessary activities to that of a living human being is pretty much the same as being…well, dead. As Pearl Jam once put it: “Why go on?”

Also, take this into consideration, inflation/WG in real life would look positively creepy in real life. Don’t believe me? Take a look at these screenshots from the movie “Slither”:

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What you just saw was the aftermath of a woman being filled with alien sperm and being inflated to the size of a gigantic balloon. It’s not a pretty image by any means, but it’s pretty accurate as to what inflation in real life would look like. :shudder:

3. “This was once just a joke.” - Back in the old days of cartoons such as “Tom & Jerry”, the idea of something getting inflated was just used purely as a visual joke and nothing else, since it didn’t last long and was purely comical. Now, since it’s the goal of a sexual fetish, it’s rather creepy.

And by “rather” creepy, I mean “I’m gonna go kill myself, I can’t believe this exists” creepy.

4. “It’s fiction.” - People who go out against inflation/weight gain/expansion of any kind/etc. or even simply criticize it run into this shit all the time. “It’s fiction. It’s not actually hurting them.”

Folks, trust me when I say this: Even fiction has lines it shouldn’t cross. I can make a 40 page story of Nazis burning and decapitating an entire city and its population. Doesn’t make it a good thing.

Oh yeah, I went there.

And to be honest, I’d rather be burned and decapitated than inflated. That’s may just be, but the way I see it, at least I won’t explode. Which brings me to another point:

5. “Popping”

Good God, why?

How anyone can get off on this is beyond me. Jesus Christ on a pogo stick.

6. “Inflation Fanart” - People, I have to say this. Taking characters that from other franchises that don’t belong to you, and making them HUGE, is a bit much. You can make your own characters and inflate the flying fuck out of them. As long as I don’t find them, I don’t mind. Doesn’t affect me.

However, I can’t tell you how frustrating it is to type one of my favorite characters names from one of my favorite video games/movies/anime/tv show/etc. and find hordes of unwanted fetish smut of them. I don’t care if Robin from Teen Titans can’t get a boner if he doesn’t see Starfire and Raven blown up to the size of Semis and licking each other’s fat rolls. I just don’t want to see it.

Ever.

EVER.

And with DA’s search engine, that’s damn near impossible. In fact, let’s have a little experiment: Go to the search engine right now and type in “Rouge.” I am of course talking about Rouge the Bat from the Sonic the Hedgehog video game series. You won’t go 2 pages without finding something fetish related. Wanna up the ante? Go the search bar again and type in “Haruko.” Obviously, Haruko from the FLCL anime. FIRST FRIGGIN’ RESULT.

7. “durrhurr, what’s a mature mark?” - This isn’t particularly exclusive towards inflationists or WG lovers, or whatever. This kinda goes out to anyone who makes anything sexual, really. If you’re making a piece of fetish art, MARK IT MATURE. Just for the people’s sake. I may not see some well done pieces of art, but as long as it keeps me from seeing gigantic, redundant pieces of protoplasm that people wank off too, I think it’s a small price to pay.

8. “It’s not art. Deal with it.” - I reeeeeeeeeally hate to break it to you guys, but Inflation/Weight Gain/Fat/Blueberry/Vore/ExtremeBE/Pregnancy/etc. is not art. itspr0n, lol. But seriously though, it’s only purpose is to fulfill a sexual fetish and hold no other real relevance than that. Rather simple. I’m pretty sure *Mangapunksai addressed this before in this piece:

mangapunksai.deviantart.com/ar… But I digress.

And stop pretending that it is art. It’s not.

9. “I don’t hate fat people.” - And that’s true. I don’t. I have nothing against fat people. Never have, never will. If a person is a bit chubby or flabby, I don’t care. If a person is bigger than my family’s van, we got a problem. I don’t quite get where people get this from. You say one cross thing about inflation/WG and suddenly it’s: “OMG, YOU HATE FAT PEOPLE U NAZI I KILL U INUR SLEEP1!!!11?)!”

I don’t. I’ve had plenty of friends who are fat. They were/are nice people. I don’t care.

And finally, 10. “MY ADVICE”

Turn off the computer.

Unplug it.

Step away from it.

Walk outside.

I often see that most inflation artists just dedicate all their time and energy to this site and upload nothing more than Inflation/WG smut. For God’s sake people, do something else. I’m also tired of the fact that most fetishists upload nothing more than work that fulfills their fetish and it only gets praise from its fans with empty comments that mean nothing.

And I know that just because I typed this long rant about inflation and WG doesn’t mean that people will stop making it. And I know they’ll keep making it. I understand that. I know that just because I say I don’t like it, doesn’t mean it’ll stop. You’ll keep making it. And I’m not gonna stop you. By all means, if one guy has a right to draw a big breasted anime chick who is hugging/smothering a nerdy anime guy to death, then you have the right to draw whatever the Hell you please.

However, if your stuff is involved in a fetish, do me a favor, would you please? Keep it off DA. Go somewhere else with it. Somewhere where inflation/WG/vore/whatever is welcomed and in fact, encouraged. If you want to find a place where other people draw/post/talk about pictures that share the same mental disease you do, by all means, be my guest. I got no problems with that.

I’m sure many of you inflationists are good guys/girls. But for the sake of my sanity, keep your bizarre balloon pics off my DA. kthnxbye.

/End Rant