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Well, I guess that time has come. Time for me to confess who I really am through semi-vent art through characters I relate to. And I know some of you have seen my journal entry from a while ago talking about my faults, but that was kinda the tip of the iceberg. Right now, I'm gonna go through each of these characters and explain just what is wrong with me. And I won't hold back. I can deny this no longer.
Let's get on with this.
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Beast: We already start with the big guns here. Like Beast (or Adam), I'm impatient, impulsive, sometimes irrational, I can be demanding, and worst of all I have a bad temper. I get easily upset, sometimes it's zero to a hundred with me. And I forgot to mention I sometimes have violent tendencies. Not to the point where I'm literally breaking shit like how he does, but I come close. I made a dent in a wall, broke a plate, and I even have a bad habit of pulling at my hair. I can force my self to stop that though by cutting my hair to a length were I can't even get a good grip on it. But that's besides the point. Point is that I have a violently short temper, and it seems to get worse and I may come off as intimating. And that's gonna get me in BIG trouble one day, it'll probably even cost me my life....

Aladdin: Aside from my self worth issues, I share a bigger flaw of his. I lie. Or at least, a lot like Al, I have the tendency to lie or keep secrets when I deem it necessary. He did it to keep his facade as a prince to not only win Jasmine's heart, but because he fears of what others think of him. I think that speaks for itself. I've been keeping these flaws of mine a secret. But to be fair it's been becoming more apparent as time goes on. And if you remember the sequel Return of Jafar, Aladdin keeps yet a secret and lies again. And though it wasn't well executed in the film, I can see why he did it. He wanted to tell them about Iago at the right time. But Jasmine asks him if something was wrong and if he was hiding something, thinking quickly, he nervously replied "of course not". Which again, plays into the impulsive part of me. He doesn't think things through, even if he's trying to do things right. He even said, "I try to do something good, and it blows up in my face!" This is like me in a lot of ways. I try to control myself, but I end up failing. And if you include the Broadway version, he has a desire to make his mother proud of him, even though she's deceased. Though my mother is still alive, I feel like I'm failing her somehow. I've felt this way since I was a kid.

Timon: Now, this little meerkat has been criticized for being selfish, lazy, and a downright louse. This unfortunately is me too. I think of how things might benefit myself in a situation more often than not. And If it disadvantages me in any way, I start reconsidering it or sometimes just taking it back. I am quite lazy with a lot of things, even with drawing. I think that's part of reason I gained a lot of weight. And I can be just plain mean spirited to some folks. Even if I'm joking around, some of my jokes can be mean.

Spongebob: I'm mainly considering the first movie in this case. I'm very child-like, in case you haven't noticed. But I'm also childish and I don't have much life experience. Because of this, there's a lot of doubt if I can even make it on my own in one piece. I can be pretty clingy too. I'd like to think I backed off on that, but I dunno. And I can also be very annoying. Whether it's my voice, demeanor, or whatever, I seem to turn people off because of this.

Starlight Glimmer: And now we get to the biggest one. One of the most hated characters in all of animation. What flaws do I share with her, you may ask? All of them. That's right, all of them. Like her, I take even the littlest of things to an extreme, I almost never think things through all the way, I act out on a whim (spur of the moment) and because of that I end up making irrational decisions, I'm a control freak, I can be forceful with my beliefs and opinions and even intolerant to those that are different than mine, I don't always comprehend the consequences of my actions or how it might effect others (I even at times have to be told that what I'm doing is wrong and why it is), and I try to do better, but, like I've said before, I fail at it. Now you might be thinking "But you didn't create a cult or travel back in time and rewrite history." But here's the thing. If I possessed such power and if I wasn't so damn lazy, I would do something as bad as that. Hell, I'd go so far as to say I'd do worse than that. If my dark thoughts are anything to go by.......
EDIT: And with the new episode that just came out, I realized me and Starlight share yet another flaw. I have the tendency to bottle up and hide my emotions (particularly anger) until it gets out of hand and I explode.

So there, I've laid it all out for everyone. The truth finally comes out. I am a very VERY flawed guy. Cripplingly so, even. Probably to the point of it overshadowing any good qualities I might have. That's why I relate to:
A foul tempered brute
A liar
A selfish asshole
A nuisance
And a sociopath

Sorry if this came completely out of nowhere, but I just wanted to get it out there. I can't keep stuff like this a secret for long. I don't blame any of you if you think any less of me. I've had it coming.

If all this is too much for you guys, your chance to unwatch or leave me is now....

And keep in mind, this is the last self deprecating rant related thing I'll do. So don't expect stuff like this in the future, okay?

Description
Well, I guess that time has come. Time for me to confess who I really am through semi-vent art through characters I relate to. And I know some of you have seen my journal entry from a while ago talking about my faults, but that was kinda the tip of the iceberg. Right now, I'm gonna go through each of these characters and explain just what is wrong with me. And I won't hold back. I can deny this no longer.
Let's get on with this.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Beast: We already start with the big guns here. Like Beast (or Adam), I'm impatient, impulsive, sometimes irrational, I can be demanding, and worst of all I have a bad temper. I get easily upset, sometimes it's zero to a hundred with me. And I forgot to mention I sometimes have violent tendencies. Not to the point where I'm literally breaking shit like how he does, but I come close. I made a dent in a wall, broke a plate, and I even have a bad habit of pulling at my hair. I can force my self to stop that though by cutting my hair to a length were I can't even get a good grip on it. But that's besides the point. Point is that I have a violently short temper, and it seems to get worse and I may come off as intimating. And that's gonna get me in BIG trouble one day, it'll probably even cost me my life....

Aladdin: Aside from my self worth issues, I share a bigger flaw of his. I lie. Or at least, a lot like Al, I have the tendency to lie or keep secrets when I deem it necessary. He did it to keep his facade as a prince to not only win Jasmine's heart, but because he fears of what others think of him. I think that speaks for itself. I've been keeping these flaws of mine a secret. But to be fair it's been becoming more apparent as time goes on. And if you remember the sequel Return of Jafar, Aladdin keeps yet a secret and lies again. And though it wasn't well executed in the film, I can see why he did it. He wanted to tell them about Iago at the right time. But Jasmine asks him if something was wrong and if he was hiding something, thinking quickly, he nervously replied "of course not". Which again, plays into the impulsive part of me. He doesn't think things through, even if he's trying to do things right. He even said, "I try to do something good, and it blows up in my face!" This is like me in a lot of ways. I try to control myself, but I end up failing. And if you include the Broadway version, he has a desire to make his mother proud of him, even though she's deceased. Though my mother is still alive, I feel like I'm failing her somehow. I've felt this way since I was a kid.

Timon: Now, this little meerkat has been criticized for being selfish, lazy, and a downright louse. This unfortunately is me too. I think of how things might benefit myself in a situation more often than not. And If it disadvantages me in any way, I start reconsidering it or sometimes just taking it back. I am quite lazy with a lot of things, even with drawing. I think that's part of reason I gained a lot of weight. And I can be just plain mean spirited to some folks. Even if I'm joking around, some of my jokes can be mean.

Spongebob: I'm mainly considering the first movie in this case. I'm very child-like, in case you haven't noticed. But I'm also childish and I don't have much life experience. Because of this, there's a lot of doubt if I can even make it on my own in one piece. I can be pretty clingy too. I'd like to think I backed off on that, but I dunno. And I can also be very annoying. Whether it's my voice, demeanor, or whatever, I seem to turn people off because of this.

Starlight Glimmer: And now we get to the biggest one. One of the most hated characters in all of animation. What flaws do I share with her, you may ask? All of them. That's right, all of them. Like her, I take even the littlest of things to an extreme, I almost never think things through all the way, I act out on a whim (spur of the moment) and because of that I end up making irrational decisions, I'm a control freak, I can be forceful with my beliefs and opinions and even intolerant to those that are different than mine, I don't always comprehend the consequences of my actions or how it might effect others (I even at times have to be told that what I'm doing is wrong and why it is), and I try to do better, but, like I've said before, I fail at it. Now you might be thinking "But you didn't create a cult or travel back in time and rewrite history." But here's the thing. If I possessed such power and if I wasn't so damn lazy, I would do something as bad as that. Hell, I'd go so far as to say I'd do worse than that. If my dark thoughts are anything to go by.......
EDIT: And with the new episode that just came out, I realized me and Starlight share yet another flaw. I have the tendency to bottle up and hide my emotions (particularly anger) until it gets out of hand and I explode.

So there, I've laid it all out for everyone. The truth finally comes out. I am a very VERY flawed guy. Cripplingly so, even. Probably to the point of it overshadowing any good qualities I might have. That's why I relate to:
A foul tempered brute
A liar
A selfish asshole
A nuisance
And a sociopath

Sorry if this came completely out of nowhere, but I just wanted to get it out there. I can't keep stuff like this a secret for long. I don't blame any of you if you think any less of me. I've had it coming.

If all this is too much for you guys, your chance to unwatch or leave me is now....

And keep in mind, this is the last self deprecating rant related thing I'll do. So don't expect stuff like this in the future, okay?