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megaminoeien β DBZ Pairing Guide -- Page 1
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le 29 July 2008Done in crayon, oil pastel and permanent marker (fine and ultrafine point).
DISCLAIMER:
In no way am I insulting, bashing or abusing anyone's favorite pairing(s). This is SATIRE, meaning that I'm simply poking fun at the pairings because I can. Admittedly, I dislike some of these couples, but I also support and/or have no opinion on others. Personally, I find fandom funny and this is my way of expressing that amusement. If you're offended by any of these pages, you really need to reevaluate your priorities in life.
In case you can't read my crappy handwriting, here's what each panel says:
GokuChiChi -- > Unspoken Affection
ChiChi: I love you, Goku...<3
Goku: ...
ChiChi: Well? I'm waiting.
Goku: For what?
VegetaBulma --> Sweet Nothings
Vegeta: You're a foul-mouthed meddlesome shrew!
Bulma: And you're a glorified space-chimp with homicidal tendencies!
Vegeta: But the sex is good.
Bulma: Oh, yeah, totally.
Krillen18 --> Beating All the Odds
Krillen: W-Well, since you're all good and everything now and you've got noplace to go, I was thinking that you could maybe move in with me and --
18: Yeah, sure.
Krillen: S-Seriously?
GohanVidel --> Love is Color Blind
Gohan: She fell in love with my cool persona and rad fasion sense.
Videl: ...yeah, sure, that was it.
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This series will feature pairings from Dragonball, Dragonball Z and Dragonball GT, btw. Het, yaoi and yuri alike.
I also hope to make some DBZ Crack!Pairing pages for this project that covers some of the weirder non-canon pairings (ie, stuff like Mr.SatanBaba, TurtlePu'ar, PiccoloGinyuFrog, etc.)
Megami <3
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Bulma and Vegeta are so similar sometimes it's fucking scary. No wonder they fit so well together as a couple.
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Yeah Gohan's great fashion sense .....BOI U WEAR A TRASHCAN ON UR HEAD good fashion sense my ass i've seen rats with better fashion sense than u Gohan Β boi cant even afford Skechers and Videl got together wit this punk ass nerd she needs to stop fuckin wit that lil fuckin bitch boi and hop on this dickΒ
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LOL the B/V strip totally had me guffawing hahahah!!!! That's so them!!! 
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18 doesnt have any other options actually. Its either Krillin or Yamcha. other strong guys were taken or non-human. lol.
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I disagree. Bulma kept flirting with and ogling other guys even when she was with Yamcha. She'd get mad at him and jealous over the smallest things. This was even before DBZ. If Bulma married Yamcha, she'd keep divorcing and remarrying him. Yamcha's better off with a girl who's more easy-going and not spoiled,vain, and petty like Bulma.
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True, what was Toriyama smoke-king?!
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I can just picture the TFS guys saying this, kind of hilarious.
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That's the first thing I thought when reading this too...
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Lol wow. I do have to admit, the cannon pairings are very questioned. At least they show commitment.
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Well...that's true...
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Well... think about it. The type of commitment the Dragon Ball pairings all have in common is that they don't "love" through lust or being nice. They're all human and have alot of flaws, especially Vageta and Bulma. Some of them are not even married for the right reason (like Goku and Chichi), though that doesn't mean they're not "in love." They don't love each other through beauty or may not even have a reason to generally speaking, but they do love each other. They love each other through commitment and devotion. Though, Goku never shows staring at Chichi's beauty, he is very devoted to her and she's the only female that truly makes him happier and helps him through his day. Vageta and Bulma are the hardest to see, since they show to never have any chemestry. Though, Vageta does show his devotion toward his family, even if it had to take after marriage and having a kid to show it. It's only after Goku dies when Vageta does show that he does love Bulma, but shows it more out of devotion and commitment, which is the main root of how love works in a marriage. Being that Vageta and Goku are the only full blooded saiyans and seem to not show lustful desires makes me think pure blood saiyans don't have any sexual hormones. I mean not that they don't have sex, it's obvious they do, but they don't really "take pleasure" in it as much as humans do. Because Goku loves Chichi and Vageta loves Bulma, both siayans are able to find some sort of enjoyment in it like being at the park with your loved ones. Though, Vageta probably really hated it at first, due to him not having any lustful hormones, then growing used to it. That's how I took it. I took it that the saiyan men just don't have any sexual hormones toward women and if they love, they love more from the heart than their diks.
I hope I'm making sense.
Though yeah. They're all messed up pairings, but I still call the Goku and Chichi pairing my favorite, because they had to learn to fall in love AFTER marriage. I hear people saying that Goku isn't really "in love" with Chichi and only sees her as his best pal, but I digress. Maybe in the end of Dragon Ball they weren't "in love" but what about Dragon Ball Z. I seriously think Goku saw Chichi more than just his best buddy. It's been shown time and time again. Chichi is the only person Goku will sacrifice his time to be with, who is a major part of his life, whom he always wants to please, and who he always wants to protect. I hear that Goku shares more chemestry with Bulma, but again, I digress. Goku had not sacrificed his time to be with Bulma, there was not one scene where he tried to protect her (unless she was under the general catagory of "friends" and that was very rare), and Goku has never tried to please Bulma in Dragon Ball Z (don't know about Dragon Ball though).
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Your comment took me forever to read, but it was well worth it.
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Lol sorry. Though, that's why I love the dragon ball z pairings. They have commitment as their main source of love and in the end, it's all worth that they married this or that person. I mean even when Goku and Chichi never married for the right reason, in the end they did end up loving each other. I mean Goku would never sacrifice as much as he does for anyone else other than Chichi, Gohan, and Goten. The same can be said about Vegeta and all the other pairings.
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These are all quite apt and funny. I clicked mainly for Krillen/18, as I once spent years writing a story that explained that unlikely outcome.
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Thank you!
They ARE pretty unbelievable...but, then again, that's probably part of their charm.
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Krillin and 18 are probably the most cutest ^^
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To be fair, I don't think romance is the main focus of this show.
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Of course not, which is why fans get to make a big deal out of it, lolz.
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I like your profile picture
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Lolz, which one?
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Gohan and Videl
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Youre Welcome
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Krillen is actually the strongest character in the series but unfortunately his power is sealed so you can call him the weakest character well just had to say that and to that fact he always beats the odds
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Lolz, if you says so.
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Haha, I love Bulma and Vegeta's section! "But the sex is good." "Oh yeah, totally."
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