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Published: 2012-11-22 21:23:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 4864; Favourites: 94; Downloads: 58
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[On the top of the first panel it says "The Staring Contest", bastard scanner cut it off -_-]mares and Gentlecolts, I present to you my very first Pony related Comic! XD, I could think of no better pony for this than Derpy ^^
, Her face gets more strained and contorted with every minute that passes, Desperately trying to keep her eyes open in order to win the staring contest........with a mirror
ALSO FIC WRITERS GET YOUR PENS OUT, THIS IS A STORY SO FUCKIN DEPRESSINGLY SAD IT WIPES IT'S ASS ON "MY LITTLE DASHIE", "SAYING GOODBYE" AND ALL THE REST!!!!!AND IT'S GOING ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!! [This stories ass is literally shitting so much feeling and sentiment!!!!]
Its a story called "The painting of the muffin family in derpy's house that is haunted for some reason", The gist of it goes like this [Get your kleenex out]
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While Derpy was competing against the mirror, She had no clue what was going on in the painting on the wall behind her, the painting of the muffin family, Mr Cinnamon muffin, Mrs Regular muffin, And baby blueberry Muffin.....
Baby Blueberry muffin asked her mother "Why am I a blueberry muffin?", Mrs Regular muffin replied "I had an affair, Mr cinnamon muffin is not your father, The news was all too much for Mr Cinnamon Muffin, so he jumped out of the painting and died!!!!
The End
Damn I'm such a visionary.......
My little pony friendship is magic belongs to Lauren Faust and Hasbro, Comic belongs to me! ;]
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NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MUFFIN FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why IΒ΄m not suprised...maybe beacuse itΒ΄s Derpy? At least she didnΒ΄t tried to beat fishes who can hold breath longer.
I can confirm this is actually very disturbing and depressing, essentially reflecting her madness in unbelievably grotesque sense for detail. After all, ALL your art is following this rule.
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I couldn't think of any other pony more fitting than Derpy for this comic ;]
The fish idea is a good one but the staring contest with a mirror one doesn't result in death XD
thank you mate!, I listen to a lot of death metal when I draw these so I suppose the aggressive vibes soak into the page, as well as the gritty graphic novel style XD
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NO pony could fit into this comics more than Derpy.
Mirror contest is priceless and funny, no matter how many times you use it 
You sound like true artist
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Thank you mate, very kind ;] /)
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I think it's best to leave her to it XD
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One of these days you'll win, Derpy!
(Cool comic!)
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She's a tryer ;] /)
Thanks friend!
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How do you manage to even do these expressions, mate~
That muffin story....I need to punch a wall to feel strong again T_T
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I redraw them loads of times before I get the right look XD [I always start with the eyes then build the features around them], The fifth panel was a pain in the arse -_-
Seriously, My little Dashie has nothing on this ._., I was tearing up like a little girl when typing the story out
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You should have a sketch page :3 A draft page to practice before the final~ That panel looks super crazy XD
This makes My Little Dashie look like a whiny fan fic...wait a minute.
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Xd Good idea!, That certainly is something to keep in mind! ;]
Not a fan of MLD? XD
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The fic is WAAAAY too overrated, there are many more great ones out there that legitimately had me on the edge of my seat.
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I agree, It was well written but I thought the actual concept of the story was stupid, I don't see why people found it so sad let alone cry over it 0_o
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Dude, I have heard some online reads on youtube and there are these dudes breaking down and sniffling all over the blasted piece.
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When I read this I thought you were kidding.....Then I checked, I know people get upset by different things, but what's the point in making a fool of yourself and crying over the internet about it?, It's just a cheesy story!, I also hear they're gonna do a movie on it ....
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NO. JUST NO. PLEASE NO. Make a movie of MLP in general! The Return of Discord or something! NOT MY LITTLE FUCKING DASHIE!!
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Things like this that piss me off about the brony community :/
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Another thing I heard was that the community is petitioning to make a private island into a pony themed island of Equestria...
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And there goes me thinking the Cockumentary was a selfish act ._.
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hahaha ^^ After basking in the really crazyass looking face in panel 5 I wondered what the pun would be. I did not see it coming xD 
But that touching story though Q______________________________________Q
I thought I had been hardened after seeing this tragic cake story: [link] but thanks to it my floodgates just opened up even wider and smeared my tearfilled sympathy all over the room. Then the flood spread uncontrollably over to the livingroom and drenched our unsuspecting dinnerguests. That was the last time I saw that dessertcake alive and not in a huge creamy puddle all over the floor. My dad tried to save it but it was too late - Just glimpsing the horrible scene portrayed infront of me made our dessertcake utterly depressed. It didn't even want to be saved anymore, and my father realized that as he dropped his hold over the tray on which the crying chocolate-tartΓ© rested, for the very first and last time.....
With that said - I'm glad you explained wtf was happening in the back cause I was utterly confused XD Though I noticed that Mrs Regular Muffin had some vicious teeths in the second panel xD
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XD, Took me a few tries to get panel five how I wanted it ;]
It took all my heartfelt sadness when I thought up the story "The painting of the muffin family in derpy's house that is haunted for some reason", I'm so happy that Imade someone feel ^^, Annnnnnd those are not teeth XD, it's the frilly edge from Mrs Regular Muffin's apron 
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I'm sure he was a decent muffin 
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Well Derpy needs to keep her daily hectic schedule in check XD, Cheers! /)
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Yay!! ^^, Then I done my job : D
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With my art I try try to aim as far away from Cute as I can ^^
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XD, Well I did try to go for cute in the first two panels....then I slipped XD
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That's the only good spy there is.
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D:....What are we gonna do?!
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I know! Let's ask Sandvich!
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What's that, Sandvich? Kill them all?! Good idea!
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must likely xD
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Mr muffin is an irresponsible father who left his wife and child to starve inside a painting. Soon he will face the consequences when Derpy gets to the number 2 of her TO DO list...
It could sound weirder. Maybe.
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Mr Cinnamon Muffin will certainly face the wrath of Derpy after not being there to support his kid!, Rainbow Dash will have to wait to see derpy derp later!
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