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Published: 2014-07-06 17:07:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 11064; Favourites: 207; Downloads: 0
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Recently on tumblr, the Freezerburn tag has been active with the idea of Yang as a sexy cop and I'm just like "yes plz I will contribute to this idea"ΒWeiss reaction pic
Weiss you useless lesbianΒ
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One things for sue you cant drag a fight out with this woman... Id go for limb brakes
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And she'd still use those limbs. Trust me. I tried. Lost half a kidney because of it.
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Alright then im gonna need to be more drastic then i thought
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...do you know anyone who can fix severed limbs?
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Why do you ask?
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Well way i see it twts the only way she'll go down
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Yeah. Well I do know a guy. who can fix severed limbs.
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Good... Now lets hope she doesn't hate me when this is all done
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Probably not. Unless you fuck with her hair. Whatever you do, DON'T FUCK WITH HER HAIR!!!!!!
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Yeah yeah i saw the smears on the wall
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Yeah you'll be one of those smears if you're not careful.
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I get it... Ill start low then work my way up
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Slight: *shoot you accidentally* Oh fuck, wrong target *finding Roman*
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*slashes at ribs*..you just put a hole in me... You don't get to walk away from that
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Slight: Emm...*touch your back* I'm right behind you
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...do i look like torchwick to you?
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Slight: Nope. Blame that to the air. It deviate the direction of my bullet
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Wind direction doesnt deviate a bullets course by that much
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Slight: Then...the fucking high recoil and weight from this rifle? *showing the M-98 Widow*
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...are you telling me... THAT YOU WERE GOING TO FIRE AN UNTESTED GUN AND PRAYED THAT IT WORKED
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Slight: ......maybe?
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... *draws ax* ... Gmme one reason why i shouldnt *test* the buzzsaw feature on this thing
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Slight: Save your ass from cope Yang?
Yang: Stop right there, criminal scum! you're under arrest!
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FOrgot about her... CATCH *throws oil grenade at yang*
Yang: What the *explodes*.... You're dead
No I'm not... *ignites*
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Slight: *manipulate the fire before it reach to cop Yang* Sorry, I promise Ruby to keep safe Yang. The only thing I can do is give you a shuttle(Mass Effect) to escape*point the shuttle location*
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....officer yang this man was using an untested rifle at the very least give him a safety lecture
And you... Stay outta my way because next time i'll sic bonesaw on you and believe me she does love to play.
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Slight: Actually Yang, I have tested this rifle. It's just that I haven't wear my special armor or part of them to aim perfectly.
Yang: mmm...
Slight: If you let me free of all charge, I will give you this Omni-tool with Camoflage
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I call bullshit if he did test it, which he didnt, hed know the recoil of that thing... And the fact that he didnt know is proof right here in my FUCKING shoulder.... Also even if he did need armor WHY THE FUCK DIDNT HE USE IT!?!?
Also *snatches omni tool* thanks takes ship
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Slight: ...I have super human strenght, but not equal to...emm...super man. I decide to test the sniper with my normal super human strenght while I try to hunt down Roman...and it didn't work...and I need to upgrade my strenght. Also, I have more Omni-tools with that capability for you Yang soo....treat?
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You knew it would recoil since it didnt have your armor... As a sniper you take into account all calculations of every factor to make the perfect shot... So you knew at it wouldnt hit torchwick and would hit me.
Who are you? What's your purpose and why haven't you taken me down?Β
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Slight: Well, I'm Slight Teych, descendant from an ancient hero and reincarnation of a justicer demon(like Sparda). I'm also CEO from a Private Military Company, a Spectre from the Council, a master of the sword, scythe and guns, hero of war like Shepard, owner of the legendary ship SSV Normandy SR3(the original, SR2, is occupied by someone) and student from Beacon..........oh, also a guy who control the Reapers and boyfriend of Ruby
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Figures... And I'm still alive why?
Who the fuck are the reapers?
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Slight: You still alive because...a wizard did it? and play Mass Effect or check on the internet to know about the Reapers
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*pulls out scroll*
Ring, provide known information on "reapers"
*5 minutes later*Β
...that explains that look that fucking thing was giving to me...
All seriousness, why'd you shoot me in the shoulder?
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Slight: The M-98 Widow is heavy and his recoil can break the arm of a normal human. I can handle with no problem and without the risk of break my arm...in exchange of a bad accuracy. That's why I shoot you in the shoulder, because o the bad accuracy of this beast.
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Lets dispense with the lies shall we?
We both know that you know your lack of accuracy, You could've just as easily accounted for it and properly taken out torchwick... That thing also has the same texture as your little friend over there so im guessing that's reaper tech... And as a ceo of Β a PMC you know the dangers of untested weapons, so unless you break your own rules on a daily basis, you already tested the gun with all possible strengths you can muster, and know what it would take to make a good shot on each level.
Now that we have established that unless you are an idiot, Β this hole was not an accident lets try that again.... Why. Did. You. Shoot me?
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Slight: Well, is because...
True Slight: *aim Fake Slight*He's just a fucking failure ofΒ doppelganger who try to be me*kill it* also, the M-98 wasn't developed from my PMC, but I really have tested this gun before and I have the strenght required to handle it with a good accuracy. This asshole thought that just for being my doppleganger he could handle it well.
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Of course it wasnt developed by your PMC... Its reaper tech.
WAit... *draws ax and puts against throat finger on button* How do i know you're not a clone as well?
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Slight: Actually the Widow is developed by an alien race called the quarian(I think) and is a weapon used by their creations, the geths. And I not a clone because I have a birth brand in my right arm and it's something that the clones don't have
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Officer yang can you confirm this?
Yang: yes
Check him
Yang:*checks* he's good
Ring:Incoming transmission from bonesaw
Bonesaw:Vince! You alright?!
Vince: No... Some clone freak scared him off before i could get close. He blew my damn cover too.... Didnt help that Yang of RWBY decided to drop in.. She thiught i was one of them and was damn near ready to castrate me for it. Lucky for me this guy*gestures ti slight* manages to salvage the whole mess. And speaking of messes how's cleanup?
Bonesaw:Mongul and Nellie Β are with the authorities some of them slipped by us but we caught a handful.
Vince: They working their magic?
Bonesaw: no... The authorites said they'd let us know if they get anything from them.
Vince:and there is our next mission... Get the others in here.
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Slight: *sense them and see them* are they some kind of "terroristas"
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What's with the look slight?
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Slight: *deploy my visor* Bonesaw and Vicent. No data available in Technian Army's data base. EDI, start finding data about them.
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Jamms EDI... If you want to find out about me thats fine... But leave bonesaw out of this
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Slight: .....ok, I leave them. At least they are not from a group of mercenaries like the Blue Suns or Eclipse....or working for Cerberus....or planning something bad for the kingdom of Amale-I mean Vale....right?
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Well, Mongul let it out of his system a long time ago or so he says... Been keeping an eye on him, hasnt given me much reason to suspect him of terrorist activity.
Nellie's more likely to pull a terrorist stunt on sccident then on purpose, other than a few public disturbances nothing to be scared of.
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Slight: Ok, I call my agents to watch Mongul for any terrorist activity. Thanks to tell me that. Also.....you're a terrorist...or a member from a group of mercenaries like the Blue Suns or Eclipse?
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Vince:Never heard of 'em... They some kinda alien extremist group or something?...Β
Allow me to Clarify something about my team... None of them like being watched... Maybe Nellie would but Mongul and Bonesaw, ESPECIALLY Bonesaw, don't like the idea of a gov. Agency looking in on them. They will react badly.
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