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Recently on tumblr, the Freezerburn tag has been active with the idea of Yang as a sexy cop and I'm just like "yes plz I will contribute to this idea"ΒWeiss reaction pic
Weiss you useless lesbianΒ
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Slight: ok. And don't worry, my PMC is not part from the goverment.
Clone of Slight: *appear behind of Vince* The Blue Suns and Eclipse are a group of mercenaries from the Terminus System(an area from the galaxy. So far from our system). The Blue Suns is composed by humans, turians and batarians, while Eclipse is composed by humans, salarians and asaris. *give him some files* Here some information about them. If you cross or make a mess with them, better get heavely arm against them. *disappear*
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Mongul: I smell fresh meat... Who's the star trek wanna be?
Nellie... Oooooh what's that on the floor *spies omnitools clone had*
Bonesaw: Okay Vince so what's the... WHY IS THERE A BULLET HOLE IN YOUR SHOULDER?!
Vince *kicks corpse*
Bonesaw:... Well! I just found my new toy of the day...*notices slight* Who's this?
Nellie:Hey guys look! This thing has everything! *scrolls through various melee forms stops at cross bow* οΌοΌγοΌγοΌ*Cackles evily* I shall name you, Talon!
Vince: This is Slight... And we may have gotten our asses involved in an intergalactic war. So first thing we're gonna do after we get back from our next mission is to brush up on our apparently unfriendly neighbors
Mongul: *curiously takes and reads file on blue suns*: ... I can take em easy... Though theirs thst "overwhelming" shit i have to deal with... Vince! These guys use mechs, we can use that to our tactical advantage.
Vince: agreed what else did you figure out.
Mongul: apparently said mechs have a built in tazer if we decide to get personal"Β
Bonesaw: Leave that to me.
Nellie:.... You're not gonna mess with my brain are you.
Bonesaw: I'm gonna have to if we want to account for that.
Nellie:... Can i go last?
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Slight: Oh yeah, I remember something interesting for you guys*show with my Omni-tool the Rampart Mech*I hear that Cerberus had created in a space station called Omega an interesting mech call Rampart Mech. Here the data*throw the file*
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Are you asking us on a mission?... In space no less?
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Slight: nope, I just want to tell us about this beautiful and intimidating mech. Also, Cerberus have made an interesting robot called Atlas. You know what, if you want some high tech, I suggest you to steal it from Cerberus, they always have excelent stuffs.
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nellie: like what?
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Slight: Bombs, armor, mechs, some prototypes devices, big fucking space ships, weapons, Reaper tech and anything you want, including a lot, a lot of money.
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Slight: you do mean vale currency right? And prototpes of what?... And can someone please tell me on how we got into this space shit because we met one Fucked up clone
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Slight: Cerberu's currency is high than Vale(high enough to run an expensive as fuck project that consist in resurrect a guy with cibernetic implants...and that work). They have prototypes of every kind, like weapons, mechs, genetic modifications, cibernetic implants and others. You are seeing the real and no a clone and I can give you an excelent stealt fragate(a class of spaceship), completely based on the legendary SSV Normandy SR2.
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Nellie: so practically what bonesaw *mmph*
Bonesaw: Nellie... Have you forgotten about our talk*draws scapel*
Nellie: meep...
Vince:...okay no one tells anyone this much out of the generosity of their heart... What's your angle buddy?
Mongul: I'd think very carefully about how you answer this.. *Flexes fingers to extend claws*
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Slight: Also, take care about the pirates and the batarians slavers when you travel in space, specially the batarians.
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Mongul: you know ignoring the question will make us even MORE suspicious of you right?
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Slight: He ask me? sorry, I thought he ask you. Well, you look like nice persons, interesting one. For some reasons, you remember me a great mercenarie who was in my team. Also, I'm not a cop or someone who work for the goverment. May I help them, but me, an my PMC, are independient.
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vince:... Okay ... I know I'm going to regret asking this but who?
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Slight: je...Zaeed Massani
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Vince: And i reminf you of him why?
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Slight: Actually all of you. And he's a mercenary, a good one. He was the co-founder of the Blue Suns until his partner, Vido Santiago, betraye him and shoot his head. Luckily, he survive it. I don't know how. And he's extremely dangerous, he had killed a lot of mans during his life and done extreme and dangerous misions
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Vince:... I understand mongul but how do the rest of us remind you of him
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Slight: I don't know, the time I pass with Zaeed and my squad when I was kicking some bad guy's arses in the galaxy?
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So you trust us because we're good? You haven't even seen us in action
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Slight: Some of my agents found you in action but....*burn it* I want to see it with my own eyes
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Vince:... Whats do we do?
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Slight: Something basic: go to one of the bases from the Blue Suns, kill them and take anything they have
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Vince:Classic search and slaughter...we s'possed to eep it a secret?
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Slight: Ok, I keep it, just like I save a creature that was a great monster in the past
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Vince: I'll ask later, for now I need information on this base... Patrol shifts, communications, protocols. Also dangerous individuals, should they reside there
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Slight: Well, I recently recieve the information from one of my agents. Let's see....it's a medium size base, they have 20 normal soldiers equiped with M8-Avenger, 10 soldiers with rocket launcher, 5 legionary(soldiers with kinetic shields, an Omni-armor that can explode to hurt and stun enemies in a short radius and equiped with a M-76 Revenant) and lidered by a batarian commander with shield and heavy armor equiped with a N7 Typhoon. Before we start, I need to give you special equipment
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Nellie: New toys!
Bonesaw: do we get something personal for each of us?
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Slight: Well....*digi-create an arsenal of weapons*I have a lot of guns for your choice. Standarts like the M-8 Avenger and the M-3 Predator, better one like the M-96 Mattock and my favourite M-11 Suppressor(a variant from the M-6 Carnifex that have integrated a suppressor and deal more damage than the Carnifex), powerful but not for everyone like my baby the Black Widow(a variant from the Anti-Material Rifle M-98 Widow, a powerful rifle but heavy as shit to require great strenght to aim better and its recoil is high enought to break the arm from a normal human), illegal one like the M-11 Wraith(a variant from the M-22 Evisceraptor), mercenarie's creations like the Executioner Pistol and one of my favourite SMGs the Blood Pack Punisher, some classics like the M-7 Lancer(a variant of the M-8 Avenger, used during the First Contact War) and my favourite SMG the infamous M-12 Locust(an extremely accurate SMG capable to shoot at great distances. Also a gun that was used by a killer to kill 2 presidents), and others. Also I have armor parts and unique armors for special purpose and programs that give the Omni-tool technological powers like Incinerator and Camuflage. That last depend of your capabilities and your class.
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Bonesaw: I'm sorry I forgot that you didnt know us... Well allow me to explain who I am... I am Bonesaw the medic of Team VMSN (Emotion)
And as a medic i specialize in many forms of biology... So tell me... *slasher smiles* what do i feed them to make them squirm
Vince
Bonesaw: But its been sooooooo loooooong. Please V... For me? *stares with pleading eyes*
Vince: ...Fine but nothing too freaky okay... We don't want to scare our friend over there.
Bonesaw:So basically we don't use guns that much... Vince might be interested but we got our own ways of doing things.
Mongul: if you're going to make us armor make sure you make it for me and him in mind *lifts shirt to reveal face[see johnny dee]*
Glommulus: klaaakyakay hulaaa*
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Slight: Don't worry Vince, I have seen a lot of scary things in my life. Come with me, I'm gonna bring us to your new fragate.
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Vince:... Yeaaaaaaaah we may increase that tollersnce a little.
Bonesaw:but what about my poisons?
Monguul: and my armor
Glommulus: *xsha!!!*
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Slight: The fragate have a mini-fabricator to make that kind of stuffs. Otherwise, we can go to the Citadel or Omega to buy unique armors and maybe Omega have some poisons to buy.
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Mongul: alright im in. YANG! Tell schnee ... I'm looking forward to our rematch... Hope her little rapier is made of stronger stuff this time. *face mask splits Into teeth like textures to reveal fangs*
Yang:She will beat your ass.
Mongul: If she does it will be because i skipped lunch. Lets go guys
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*in the fragate*
Slight: Welcome to the SSV Nasau, your frigate. I would like to give you a tour to all the ship but...I'm not sure if you want it. Anyway, before we go to our objective, first you need to choose your armor in the Arsenal. Let's go to the elevator
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Vince:why would we not want a tour?
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Slight: Because it's boring and you want to start the fun? Well, seeing that you want to know about the ship, let's have a tour. This ship have 5 floors. The floor we are is the Combat Information Center. In front of the elevator there's the galactic map to guide the ship, a private terminal and our assisstant Kelly Chamber, whose purpose is notificate any news and check the psychological healt of our crew(specially you guys).
Kelly: Hi
Slight: Next near to the exit there's the pilot cabin and the left and right side of the elevator there's two cabin: the conference room and the lab, where we can do experiments and, if we find an information about a project, we can develope it. Now let's go to the 3Β° floor.
*in the 3Β° floor*
Slight: This is the crew deck. In your left there's the crew's quarters, the woman's bathroom and the starboard observation, where there's some books and a nice view to the space. At your right there's the life support, the men's bathroom and the Lounge, where is basically a mini bar, with music, drinks and a poker table. If we surround the elevator there's the mess hall. To the right there's the medical bay and the left an empty room, waiting to be occupied for someone. And our front there's the main battery, where there's some battery that power the weapons of our ship. Now let's head to the 4Β° floor.
*in the 4Β° floor*
Slight: This is the engineering. In front of us there's the windows that show the 5Β° floor: the arsenal. On our right there's the starboard cargo and our left the port cargo. Both are empty, you can use them as a room or to store something. Now, if we enter to those doors that are next to the elevator, they take us to a stairs to the subdeck stairwell where you can store anything you want and the engineering, where there's Donelly and Gabriel, our best engineers and the ship's motor: the Talantus motor. Now let's head to the arsenal.
*in the 5Β° floor*
Slight: This is the arsenal, where we prepare all our equipment and store our cargo. Here also contain 2 UT-47A Kodiak to transport us, piloted by my favourite pilot Steven Cortez. *whispering* Fun fact: he's gay. Also it contain my favourite exploring transport: the M-35 Mako, an all terrain car with a powerful cannon that can fly with some thruster powered by a eezo core that are under the car. Now to end this, let me show you the first floor.
*in the 1Β° floor*
Slight: This is your room, the captain cabin. Here it have 4 soft bed, desks with 4 PC for each one and a shelf where you can collect your starships model(for now we only have the model of our ship). So, what do you think, and just in case, sorry for the long comment, here a potato.
GLaDOS potato: Hello.
Slight: Oh, almost forget, in this ship there's a AI that functions as the electronic warfare defense for our ship. Its name is EDI(Enhanced Defense Intelligence).
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Vince:Thank you Slight I believe I speak for all of us when I say "Thank you for your hospitality."Β Also please keep Mr. cortez away from me. I do not hate him for being gay, its just that I am very uncomfortable around gay people... Nothing personal of course. Also, We'd like that empty room for, interrogation purposes.
Bonesaw:...Alright Slight I was promised a chance to study alien biology... Do you have anything at all to get me started. Corpses, blood samples... Limbs... Anything?
Mongul:...you got any grimm on board?... I won't be at my best if i don't get something to eat.
Vince: Mongul's semblance works best after a bite or two out of a grimm
Nellie:*on bed* HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (^.^)
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Slight to Vince: Don't worry, Cortez doesn't act like those stereotypic gay. And of course, if you want, I can bring my torture tools for the interrogation.
Slight to Bonesaw: May I have some blood sample from each alien I met. Oh, I have something interesting for you. It's a corpse but not from a normal alien, if not from a genetic modified alien, a Collector.
Slight to Mongul: Well...Looks like I found a way to do with the unnecessaryΒ grimm arms.
Slight: Well, If you want to choose your armors and start the mision, I'm gonna be at the CIC*going to the elevator*
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*Slight leaves*
Vince:...Team pick your armors then do whatever you want for the next ten minutes... Then we start the slaughter
Bonesaw: He realizes i need original files of the race they were modified from for a refrence point right? But first things first... *pulls out surgical instrument* lets patch up your shoulder.Β
Mongul: arms... They'll do... *Heads to armor selection*
Nellie: Guys... We. Are. The first. Team. To go to SPACE.
Bonesaw: *fills in cavities left by bullethole Β and reconnects nueral damage* sows skin together and leaves patch* ten minutes should be enough for that to heal
vince: *selects medium skirmish armor mk. 7* hm
Bonesaw: *selects light hoplight armor mk.8* Light AND efficient.
Mongul: *selects light colosus armor mk.9 modded with Β eyeholes and tentacle sleeves for glommulus* How you feeling buddy? *Khhlaaaa*
Nellie:....*selects medium hydra mk. 6 does a few kicks* we good.
Bonesaw: I'll be down by the medical room
Mongul: I'm hungry* leaves for minibar*
Nellie:I'll check the ships weapons *heads to top floor*
Vince: WE MEET BACK IN WHERE S,IGHTS AT IN TEN PEOPLE... Might as well go now i got nothing to do
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Clone of Slight 1 to Bonesaw: By the way, the Collector was a extinct race called protean. What's more, you can find something interesting in that corpse. One time I could make some upgrades in base of their corpses. Also, you would cure him with some Medigel.
Clone of Slight 2: *call your team* Guys, I suggest youΒ to use the special armors Cerberus Nightmare Armor(excelent for infiltrator/soldier/vanguard class), Cerberus Shade Armor(excelent for soldier/sentinel/vanguard class) and the Cerberus Spirit Armor(excelent for adept/engineer/sentinel/vanguard class). It's only a suggestion. I always used to use unique armors from Mass Effect 3.
Clone of Slight 3 to Mongul: Here some grimm meat. Enjoy it. *leave the room*
Clone of Slight 3 to Vince: *appear* Aplicate medigel. You feel better? Good *disappear*
Slight: ........*checking my old messeges in the private terminal and the hour* Well, better go to that planet. *select the planet to travel*
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Binesaw: ....it's a fucking cyborg isn't it? Let it be known... I'm a biologist, not a mechanic but... Maybe i can find somethinthat's close to beingflesh in there
Vince: *arrives to where vince is at* Will they restrict our agility? *to clone* bonesaw does wonderful work it's like i wasnt even shot.
Mongul: Boarotusk hm? * bites* not bad.
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Clone of Slight 1: Actually not, they are not cyborg. To start, they are not insectoid, they were genetically modified by the Reapers to be their slaves. And mostly of them is organic...with some cybernetic implants to upgrade their feats.
Clone of Slight 2: the armors...no, they are not heavy. If you google it, you will see that they are look like futuristic ninja suits...but those armors I have I upgrade their resistance but without making them heavy. And...yeah, he's a good medic, but sometimes in the battlefield, if you get hurt, you can cure your harmed part with some medigel. Alright, looks like you're ready. Call me when you want to start the mision...cause we are in the planet of our mision
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Bonesaw:Well lets see what this things made out of
Vince:then we'll take your advice, Ring contact all members of VMSN and tell them to change to these armors.... And Bonesaw's a girl.
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Slight: .......give me a moment. *teleport to somewhere*
*10 minutes later*
Slight: Now I have those special armors for womans...cause I only have them for mens. And those armors I got it by having a score of 9999 in a combat simulation calledΒ Armax Arsenal Combat Arena. And believe me, that's a huge pain in the ass. Now prepare and let's go to the shuttle.
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*10 minutes later* we all geared up
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Slight: good...*digi-construct my armor* Let's get to the shuttle!
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Vince: lead the way
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*1 minute later*
Slight: Ok, we are in the base. Mmm, looks like they haven't seen us. Do you want to use the surprise factor? *loading my Black Widow and putΒ disrupterΒ ammo on it*
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Vince: Mongul what do you smell?
Mongul: *sniff sniff* two human guards by front doors, and some giant like figures on the left and right side...possibly mechs, two each. Then three walking birds in the air... We'll have to take them out first. And then theres a couple guys behind the door... Cant smell what they are but i know they're there
Vince:We'll have to take them all out... As simultaneous as possible... Birds first but we have to make sure they're away from their view or we kill the others before they hit the ground, then the side doors.. Then the guys out front. We get a three mintue gap for each kill... Once they're dead we have six minutes before they question radio silence and send some more guards out. During those six minutes we're to take control of base security and keep an eye out of the base inner workings as well as any outside factors. At which point we send two squads me and slight and bonesaw and mongul... Nellie you're in charge of base security, you're our eyes and ears in there got it.
Nellie: Aye.
Alright slight Gimme another rifle and kepp your sights trained on a bird... Bonesaw right side mongul left each of you take these...*hands them EMP grenades* no headshots. Nellie... As soon as you hear the sound of metal hitting the floor take out the guys up front.
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