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Published: 2014-07-06 17:07:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 11068; Favourites: 207; Downloads: 0
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Recently on tumblr, the Freezerburn tag has been active with the idea of Yang as a sexy cop and I'm just like "yes plz I will contribute to this idea"ΒWeiss reaction pic
Weiss you useless lesbianΒ
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Slight: If it help you, I pay the mess we have done
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Vincec: unacceptable *ow* kick 40 percent of the bill to me
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Slight: .........ok*thumb up when trying to recover after two drinks of ryncol*
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Mongul: *cracks neck* uugh... stupid cheap beer
Junior: I HEARD THAT!!
Bonesaw:... *analyzing ryncol* interesting
Nellie: Uuuuuuh guuuys? points to clock 8: 55
Vince: SHIT
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Slight: What happen? and Bonesaw, the ryncol was made by krogans. I don't know what would be the consequences if oyu discover how to make it
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Vince: new torture tool and we're gonna be late
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Slight: *drink a red bull, recover energy and take you and your team at the new torture tool at the speed of light*
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Vince: thanks man... but don't ever do that again
Mongul: yeah never please
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Vince: We're not used to that.
Nellie: Wee hee hee lets go again *falls face down but twists leg so knee is facing up*
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Slight: Oh right....remember to do that only with Ruby and guys who can run faster than sound
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Nellie: hey bossy,, what about ozpin.. what do we tell him
Vince: already tld him everything last night/... now all ths left... is to break into Vale prison
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Slight: Wait what? break into Vale prison?
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Vince: those cops took our interigators before we could get any salvageable intel from them... we plan to get info
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Slight: No need. I can ask the cops an interrogation with those mens with a bussines related with my PMC. After all, the goverment of Vale let my PMC get any information, always with the purpose of make Vale safe for everyone
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Vince:... well if you are so sure
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*in Vale's police departament*
Slight: Before we enter, I need their names. Do you can give it to me?
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Vince*hands you list*
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*after the other comment*
Slight: here is!
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Vince: very good... lets go
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*me, you and your team entering the cell*
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BOnesaw: draws hidden surgical instruments
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???: what the-?
Slight: Vince, you can start with the interrogation. You be the good cop and me the bad cop
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Vince:...we hav reason to believe that you have been leaking information to the white fang do you confirm or deny this
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???: I-I...
Slight: Trust me, better say him the true than a painful fate
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Bonesaw: if ten seconds go by without nd answer... I remove a bone... there are 216 bones in the human body... and *injects serum into him* and the pain you feel... will be amplified tenfold if not more
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???: Ok, ok, I know. What do you want to know?
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Mongul: informants, associates, trade routes, meeting places, Everything... if not then well
*bone saw: *turns on bonesaw*
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???: ok, ok.
Slight: Also, there's two things I want to ask you
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Slight: First...where do you keep the dust? second......why the White Fang, a group of faunus who fight pacifically for their rights, turn into a criminal organization who dedicate generally to steal dust?
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???: I dunno... after the death of Luthor Kent, the organization went nuts... there was a power vaccum one guy snuck in and decided that we weren't going to get anywhere with LuthorsΒ weakness... he called himself Al Ex... I know it sounds stupid but he killed or exiled anyone who wouldn't take orders from him... we started doing dangerous things, kidnapping govenors, hostage situations... this guy knew what he was doing... and then torchwick came with an offer... said he would finally give Al the supplies he needed to completely take over Vale and give the fani, equality at last... He couldn't say no to that so torchwick had the white fang doing jobs... dust was one of them
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Slight: ........that's the most stupid plan for equality I have heard in my life. I would help them with politics and with help from, I don't know, the Council?
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???: you think they didn't try that? every council appointment made was shot down. and every hearing they had was drowned out by hatred... it got so bad that everyone was tired of failure and just wanted to be heard no matter what
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Slight: that remind me the krogans. Fortunally I help them to have a good reputation
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???: ...can you help them?
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I may take this into consideration one day. Or maybe draw them both. Two hot cops. Yes please.Β
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they could arrest me any day
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Oh officer~! Please take me in~!
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I would actively get myself arrested for this woman.
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She has now become MotoCop, Ray and Sergeant Scooter would be so proud.Β
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As sexy as that looks, I'd be too afraid of flirting with her, for fear of police brutality that'd put the lapd to shame
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Who knew that justice crushes balls?
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As TheRadBrad put it: "5-oh! TIME TO GO!"
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