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Description For reals, though. Who would win in a fight between Batman and a really pissed off bear. I mean, I know Batman is smart and everything, but this bear is... REALLY pissed off.
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TheGreatMazzu In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 23:56:01 +0000 UTC]

Pinnacle. Of. Man. Kind. . --.

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DarkiceMistress In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 23:44:59 +0000 UTC]

lol
pretty cool
batman would win for sure

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silvanoir In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 23:30:46 +0000 UTC]

I SWORE I commented on this before but.... I'm a lady that likes comic books. So ideally, me and the man would talk about Batman together

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Dukewolfendoom In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 23:29:45 +0000 UTC]

Guess it's time for ol' Bats to whip out those "Bat-roids" he's stashed away in that utility belt of his.

(Seriously, he has fucking EVERYTHING in the belt.)

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PhoenixGR In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 23:25:33 +0000 UTC]

i thought of bearback when i first saw it, but thats just me, the anomalous one.

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spring-sky [2010-11-13 23:24:58 +0000 UTC]

I can't even see why batman would want to fight a bear !

Really funny. Congrats for the DD

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Luciuswolf [2010-11-13 23:22:16 +0000 UTC]

perfect just..perfect

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Past-and-future-dou [2010-11-13 23:20:43 +0000 UTC]

omg...everyone's getting off track...
I would think they would kill each other because bears are awesome the end!

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shinobug In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 23:06:44 +0000 UTC]

I think Batman would eventually win with some gadget hidden in his belt, but the bear would not lose in vain.

Alfred will definitely be like wtf to Bruce when he returns.

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mysterious-1nsf [2010-11-13 23:06:21 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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manipulatedLIFE [2010-11-13 23:05:32 +0000 UTC]

lol

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deadrat117 [2010-11-13 22:53:05 +0000 UTC]

fantastic

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saramanalou [2010-11-13 22:45:16 +0000 UTC]

Batman.
Because he's Batman.

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earwig20 [2010-11-13 22:44:14 +0000 UTC]

Batman doesn't kill, so he'd have to knock it out, making it easier for the bear to do more damage first.

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crystalAlluvion In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 22:43:09 +0000 UTC]

I'm offended. It's obvious that Batman would win in any fight. With anyone. Ever.

For shame. : |

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lionheart92d In reply to crystalAlluvion [2010-11-14 00:01:16 +0000 UTC]

but the bear's REALLY pissed off

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crystalAlluvion In reply to lionheart92d [2010-11-14 00:15:28 +0000 UTC]

Still no match for Batman. He might come out with a scratch or two, but Batman knows how to fight bears. Especially angry ones. XD

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LordWalsh [2010-11-13 22:37:10 +0000 UTC]

Batman would win.

Why?

Because Batman.

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elcomandante-studio [2010-11-13 22:32:09 +0000 UTC]

thatΒ΄s the way it is!

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MarbTheMonSTAR [2010-11-13 22:17:14 +0000 UTC]

Seriously... this is the kinda stuff I think about... and I'm a chick

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Raixaz [2010-11-13 22:15:25 +0000 UTC]

Batman never fails, he's trained to be an awesome ninja. So how of course he would win
.... Wait I'm a girl! Shouldn't I think about the other stuff!? o_o;

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FallenAngelItachi [2010-11-13 22:14:08 +0000 UTC]

Batman wins!

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Poul-Tisbey In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 22:12:07 +0000 UTC]

I laughed my ass off

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DraculaAzuri In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 21:51:45 +0000 UTC]

is anyone else concerned that the caped crusader is sailing right to the bear's mouth? he might get his ass ate!

awesome comic by the way XD

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Soul-Daemon In reply to DraculaAzuri [2010-11-14 05:02:17 +0000 UTC]

what you don't see is the bear-poison dispenser in the crotch attachment on his bat-belt

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DraculaAzuri In reply to Soul-Daemon [2010-11-14 05:09:42 +0000 UTC]

ah, i did miss that, curses

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Soul-Daemon In reply to DraculaAzuri [2010-11-14 05:22:02 +0000 UTC]

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DraculaAzuri In reply to Soul-Daemon [2010-11-14 05:26:38 +0000 UTC]

um...awesome glompage!

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jackattack1994 [2010-11-13 21:43:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh no, dude, I think about this stuff all the time. I think Batman would win, but he'd break a lot of bones.

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RubyMu In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 21:39:23 +0000 UTC]

sterotyped, byt funny :L

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Asher-Bee In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 21:24:55 +0000 UTC]

omg.....i seriously wouldn't know!! does batman have time to take out his grappling gun or smoke bombs?

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Aziith In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 21:20:35 +0000 UTC]

Stunningly genius.

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daleech In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 21:11:07 +0000 UTC]

Is the bear fit for the Russian Bear cavalry?

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IWasOnREACH In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 21:06:28 +0000 UTC]

the bear!

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Reavien In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 20:37:35 +0000 UTC]

...what's sad, is that I'm female and I'd more likely be thinking that than any male I ever dated. xD

Dear God that last panel made me laugh so hard.

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Vypor In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 20:31:24 +0000 UTC]

You win the game.




...Forever.

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Amazing-Toaster In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 20:19:22 +0000 UTC]

I wonder if Batman would marry a bear.

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Bruce8331 [2010-11-13 20:16:02 +0000 UTC]

Nay I know Batman will win; first he'll throw down some smoke grenades from his utility belt. While the bear is distracted Batman will throw at the bear some "bat shaped" animal tarts. At which point Batman will wrestle the slowly unconscious bear to the ground.

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ThatOneGuy92 [2010-11-13 20:15:03 +0000 UTC]

THIS. IS. AWESOME!

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rabbutt [2010-11-13 20:13:02 +0000 UTC]

This speaks volumes about deviantart's arse-numbingly skewed and ignorant ideas of gender. DD? What a fucking joke.

Amazing.

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Clairvoire In reply to rabbutt [2010-11-14 08:36:19 +0000 UTC]

I like you am also shocked by women saying things, and men thinking other things. How dare she be depicted as a non-man, and therefore inferior to the purpose of bear fighting.

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rabbutt In reply to Clairvoire [2010-11-14 21:52:14 +0000 UTC]

Way to completely miss the point, dude.

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Clairvoire In reply to rabbutt [2010-11-14 23:31:38 +0000 UTC]

Sarcasm aside, may I ask what is wrong with this comic? I feel it is a delightfully accurate observation of differences between men and women. Hate the stereotype perhaps? It's stereotypical for women to hate stereotypes, which is why I ask.

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DevilLass In reply to rabbutt [2010-11-13 21:34:08 +0000 UTC]

Hear, fucking hear.

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rad66203 In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 20:09:50 +0000 UTC]

I think the bear is more of a symbol of crime. If the man is Bruce Wayne then it show how damaged his psyche is.

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MademoiselleBahnsen In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 20:08:27 +0000 UTC]

Awesome

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twilight-woods In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 20:06:50 +0000 UTC]

I think the better question is, what is a bear doing in Gotham city?

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brainbuster15 In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 20:06:30 +0000 UTC]

Batman vs a bear? I'd watch that on TV

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TenayaPyweack In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 20:04:29 +0000 UTC]

This is why relationships don't work for me. Men don't know what to do with a woman who's less interested in hearing them flirt than in hearing the kind of sound Batman will make when that bear clamps down on his crotch.

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W0lfxer0 In reply to ??? [2010-11-13 19:47:38 +0000 UTC]

Everybody knows that bears have powers. Since powers > No Powers, the bear would win. I feel good knowing that my school mascot could beat batman.

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