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Melciah1791 — alex mercer spongebob
Published: 2009-06-28 19:24:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 15530; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 1476
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My name is spongebobIm the reason for all of this.
They call me a monster, a killer, .........squarepants.
i am all of these things.
3 weeks ago someone released a lethal virus in the Crabshack
Now i hunt, i make crabbypatty's, i consume..i become.
Im gunna find out who did this to me and im gunna make them pay.....
plz comment n fave
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Also I have written a parody about the Grim Reaper getting hasseled by the TSA. [link]
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Yay now if only other people like that as much as you and I do.
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Also I just thought of another parody about a kids show that would be perfect for you. Naughty Bear in the Care Bears universe.
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But there is the ultimate question who does he kill first? Sunshine bear with a magnifying glass or solar cooker? Grumpy bear with his own fluff (blood) pressure? I could probably think of many other bears and ironic ways to kill them.
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I think first he would destroy the rainbow, a message to all who would dare defy mwahahahhahahaha
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What if he turns the rainbow into skittles then the british narroratior says "Way to go Naughty you've given those stupid bears no way out. Now let's go punish those stupid care bears so ironically that the rest of them will die laughing."
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Do you want to write that story? Because you seem to have a knack for writing crossovers.
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Well if you could make money off of this talent you could offer commissions in exchange for various parodies and things like that.
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Go ahead dude write it it's not that hard to be both modestly realistic and funny. You are dealing with a shapeshifter on a kid's show so do what I did take everything out of context it's own for laughs.
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You should change that last part into I'm gonna find who did this to me and I'm gonna make them a lifetime supply of Krabby Patties.
Also does anyone want to write a zombie apocalypse story for this alternate universe.
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So now we need Patrick Heller or something, right?
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Also new theme song idea
Ohhhhh who's wearing a hoodie and consuming everything, Alex Mercer is
Who's a violent psyco who killed research teams, Alex Mercer
Who released a virus that killed millons of people, Alex Mercer
Who should be locked up forever in 10 tons of lead, Alex Mercer
Who shapeshifts his body and fills people with dread, Alex Mercer
Alex Mercer, Alex Mercer, AAAAAAAAAAllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxx MMMMMMMMMMeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrcccccccccceeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr.
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HAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE IT
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The song or the short story or both?
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Hey Patrick would be the only one left alive because he is so stupid. Let me give you a rundown on the order of things.
1. Alex Mercer learns how to swim by consuming David Hasselhoff.
2. Alex consumes a scuba diver to learn how to operate scuba gear.
3. Using his new form he goes to Bikini Bottom and consumes Spongebob Squarepants for his gills and ability to get close to other people.
4. Alex wants to get smart so he consumes Sandy Cheeks.
5. Alex wants to be able to drive so he consumes Ms. Puff.
6. Alex wants to be friends with someone so he goes over to Squidward's house and, as himself, Knocks on the door Squidward says "It better not be Spongebob." He finds Alex at the door and says, "Well it always is nice to see a new face around this neigborhood, come in." As he sees the modest decor in his home he sees that he walked into the home of an ametur artist. Squidward wanting to get to know this new neighbor better said "What do you do around here for a living? Alex said "I work for the veterans hospital to help readjust soldiers to civilan life but before that I was a geneticist ."Interesting, what wars have you heard about and what did you do as a geneticist?" said Squidward curiously. "I have heard of a zombie virus infecting New York but you wouldn't know where that is I also genetically modified the common cold so that it would destroy the bird flu but in doing so I made an offshoot of the cold that destroyed manhattan." said Alex. Squidward said "Wow that is astounding so you destroyed an entire landmass on accident?" "Well you know what it's getting late I have to go." said Alex hurriedly Squidward said "Ok come back soon new person" Alex thought for a moment about walking away and shapeshifting into Spongebob just to mind fuck him and instead said "My name is Alex Mercer." Squidward said "Ok come back soon Alex"
7. Alex wants a job so he goes and becomes a geniticist for the Krusty Krab and goes to work on making the lettuce and onion crops have more yield and making them secrete small amounts of nicotine.
8. Alex gets bored so he pukes up some of his biomass to make his own pet which is a hunter named James who then consumes Garry who now has a black and red shell in the same pattern that Garry had.
9. People start to notice that Spongebob is gone and start to call the show Alex Mercerpants.
10. I don't know how to continue this work so I leave you the viewer to modify or continue this work as you see fit.
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Oh yeah, fear Spongebob. Nobody will be safe from Spongebob!
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mwuhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
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I laughed so hard I cried and messed up my eye makeup. Awesome! xD
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Oh lawdy...
I think that would actually scare me if I saw a Spongebob Mercer o_o
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wud make an awesome show though
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Lol yeah xD
It would definatley be best suited for Adult Swim
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oh hellz yeah, havent seen that in ages, i miss aqua teen hunger force
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I've never fully watched it...
Kinda disturbs me o_o
Then again Squidbillies has the same effect.
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hehe i agree and yet i feel compelled to watch
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Lol
I usually just watch Adult Swim on saturdays c thats when the shows like Fullmetal Alchemist and Bleach come on (I'm a sucker for anime -_-)
But I'll watch the occasional Family Guy and Robot Chicken
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hehe you sound like my freind, he is seriously into anime, i could never really get into any of the series, some of the movies are ok though, i think the last one i watched was She: The Ultimate Weapon
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Never heard of that one lol
Is he a fan of Naruto? (I can't stand it but most people I know that watch anime really like it)
That and I'm into the naturally more brutal anime's like Devil May Cry and Blassreiter...
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i dno he might be, and ive never seen the devil may cry anime, love the games though
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No kidding the games are amazing =3
The anime is good too bc Dante is still as much of a smartass as in the games xD
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HEHE HELLZ YEAHH, loved the banter between him and nero
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Lol, I've come to realize that Nero is mainly a pretty face with some good powers... But Dante is just the definition of badass xD
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oh shit yeah, i just loved that quote by nero ''you got a jacked up notion of fair play pal, and its beggining to piss me off''
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"Isn't that a little harsh? Killing me because of the way I t-t-t-talk?"
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That's probably one of my fave Nero quotes lol
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Though I do enjoy when Dante muses, "That was quite a stunt for an old fart like you!"
xD
I never thought they would ever use 'old fart' in a game for reference to an old guy in games
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OH NO!!!!
It's ALEX SQUAREPANTS!!!
RUN!!!!
LOL!!!!!
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