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Published: 2009-07-04 05:24:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 932; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 10
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25-06-09How can I relax properly when there's people out there waiting to ambush me and make small talk? I'm going to have to start putting my lawn chair inside a bush and wearing camo paint.
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HAHA we did that in our yard cause our neighbor sucks and talks really loud. our other neighbor is massively old (yes it's a size) and never uses his back yard even though it's really nice.
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I feel your pain. My neighbor likes to try to talk to me even though she hates me, and she knows the feeling's mutual. It wouldn't be so bad if everything she said wasn't snide and rude. I need a 15 foot wall. Brick wall, at that.
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I don't understand why people feel compelled to talk to someone just because you're both outside. How many conversations can one have about how the lawn is coming in anyway? Yes, it's looking very green. Yes, it will probably be a fine lawn next year. OH LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO IN.
I don't know what I'd do if I had rude neighbors. Probably be rude back.
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What I hate is when I'm trying to read and someone starts asking me about the book I'm reading.
Dumb person: Hey what ya reading??
Me: I dunno, let me find out.
Ugh... conversations should be on OUR schedules.
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