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A black hole is a region in space in which the gravitational pull is so powerful that nothing can escape its pull, including light. The even horizon is a one way surface that pulls objects into it without returning them. It absorbs light and is therefore 'black' as its name suggests.Occasionally, they may appear as circular cane chairs from the 70s, a phenomenon recently discovered in NASA's lunchroom.
The phenomenon, termed the Meluxine Effect after the equally unsolved problem that is the model Meluxine, has also been observed by Oliver Berlin and =believe-hope . Recent studies have found that this effect can only be detected by a digital black and white photograph. In real life, the Meluxine Effect is often mistaken for a more tasteful piece of furniture.
Science can explain all weird phenomena through a plethora of mathematical equations, hypothesis tests and visual displays. However, it still can't explain why I am crouching in front of part of a cane chair dressed like something out of Chicago the Musical.
OLIVER BERLIN, in case you hadn't noticed
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Love this image and the comment you left below...
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The description is shocking, and so is the fact that dA didn't notice and censor your boob. Good job, as usual.
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this is so cool!
you look hawt....OMG!!!!! i am headed into the black hole!!!! 
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The event horizon is a boundary where the gravitational pull exceeds that of lightspeed. Not a surface.
And the Meluxine effect is characterised by the fact that anyone pulled into it doesn't WANT to come back!
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Nice work sweet, looking really sexy hehehehehe
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Ooo pretty.
Sorry I couldn't think of a witty comment, I'm having one of those days.
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But does the meluxine effect swallow information?And will Steven Hawkins decide the chair is not real?
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You are just to cruel.If nothing is real how can nothing be real but nothing is nothing so of course nothing is real and so on and so forth.Bitch!!!!!!!
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But does the meluxine effect swallow information?And will Steven Hawkins decide the chair is not real?
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The Meluxine Effect can only be seen in Australia and rivals the Northern Lights in beauty.
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Are you saying you actually love those 70s cane chairs?
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Only when there is a beautiful Australian girl named Meluxine in front of them.
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But they aren't. It's about fucking cane chairs lol....
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Beautiful... And beautiful hands you've got too, woman
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No black hole can suck (god that sounds awful) Meluxine!
When I'm in Australia I will have to see the Meluxine Effect! (when... oh when...
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But Meluxine can suck....ooooohhh jesus christ
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Stand in front of you, take the force of the blow...cane chair.
BTW...even"t"......
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Jesus woman, how am I supposed to admire that awesome red font when your goddamn breasts are getting in the way? I mean come on
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Now you come on woman, it's like the side of one, ONE! In fact it's more like a fraction, like 1/8! And because it is like ONE EIGHTH of a whole tit I thought the stunning red font would grab your attention FIRST
I mean it's totally what this pic is all about.....
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Nah it's a REAL problem. Do you know how much it's costing NASA in research and furniture reinstallment?
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NASA spares no expense so i would be betting the figure has a minimum of ten zeros and doesnt start with a piddly little one
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