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    Your eyes dart open as you feel tugging at the bottom of your elegant robes.You let out a tiny yawn as you located who had been bugging you."What is it Kankri? Did karkat bite your father again..?" You Mumbled.To the Alternian people you had been Known as The [Title], The Troll who had been Willing to sacrifice anything in the name of Lowbloods and Even Highbloods.To You the Hemospectrum had been asinine,You did not care about your [B/C] Blood and neither did your friends.

    "Yes.Father had picked Karkat up So he may eat with the rest of us,but Once He had taken him away from his Grubloaf to clean him.Karkat had bit our fathers hand and Scurried away,Hissing." Kankri explained before blowing his whistle."It Triggered me."

    A annoyed and tired sigh slipped from your mouth as you stood.Fixing the Black hood less cloak that flowed freely from your frame and your matching dress which had been home to markings in your blood color,You began to walk into the kitchen.Your eyes snap to an awake state as you see Signless Nursing his Wriggler bite."Are you okay? Your Not bleeding are you?" You had asked as your approached him.All of your friends had known your true name,and Preferred calling you so but due to your elegant manner you stuck to titles.

    A Small chuckle came from the large troll as he looked at you."Just A tiny Bite.Karkat's teeth are sure getting sharp." He said as he wiped a little bit off blood from his hurt hand.The Small horned troll had tried hiding his hand from your vision.

    "Signless,Was that Blood I saw?" You mumbled as you had looked at his slightly bloody hand.

    "Pfft, No."

    "Lie.That Triggers me." Kankri interrupted and blew his whistle at his father.You Loved this little Vantas, In ways Kankri had been your partner in Crime when It came to finding lies or discovering the truth.You had shot the Red Sweater wearing troll a smile of thanks before turning back to Signless.

    You had gently grabbed the male trolls hand and examined it.In ways you had been similar to Dolorosa when it came to a motherly nature,You had treated Kankri and Karkat like your own.The Children of your friends had adored you when they visited,You had grown a strong attachment to the Vantas Family,The Maryam,and The Captor Family.You had been close to the others but in your sweeps of living at the Vantas house,you had grown the closest to them."It's Not Deep.You'll be fine Signless." After telling him,you had kissed the part of his hand that had be bitten.

    A Faint candy red blush grew on the adults face as you completed your actions."Thank you [F/N]." Signless said as he looked around the kitchen.You assumed he had been looking for Karkat.His face seemed to fly into panic as he couldn't find his youngest son.

    "Signless..You Lost Karkat didn't you?"

    "No. I have just misplaced him."

    

~*Time skip brought to you by Kankri's trigger whistle*~

    "Karkat~Sweetheart,are you here?" You Called out as you entered one of the bedrooms upstairs.Once you had made it,a tiny hiss made you smile.Your eyes had spotted the red grub body of the cranky Vantas.For an odd reason Karkat showed his love differently,Instead of hugs or small kisses,he hissed and nibbled."Karkat,Sweetie Come out.Don't be mad at your father,He was only trying to clean you up." You cooed to the grub as you got on your knees so you could get to his level.

    Karkat had poked his head out from behind a Wardrobe In Kankri's room.To no surprise he had hissed and bared his tiny teeth."Karkat Vantas, I will not take that tone." You snapped right back and the look of shock appeared on the tiny vantas's face.Soon,The grub had crawled out from his spot and wriggled up to you.

    "Was that hard?" You smiled as you picked him up.A small giggle slipped from your grey lips as Karkat had begun nibbling on your sleeve.You had softly petted his head,careful to avoid his tiny horns.

    A Sigh of relife slipped from signless as you approached him."Thank God You found him." he humbled as he relized his youngest son had been asleep in your arms."Kankri Fell asleep on the sofa after he gave a long winded rant to me about how do you even loose your son." He softly explained.

    A Small smile was on your face as you continued to rock the wriggler in your arms to keep him asleep."It's no problem Signless." You had gave the little wriggler a kiss on the head."I'm Going to put Karkat to bed, Could You please get Kankri?"

    "Sure."

    After you had put the two children to bed and had both crashed and sat down on the soft sofa.A loud yawn had slipped from your mouth as the morning sun began to poke through the blinds.A soft chuckle which was soon fallowed by a yawn slipped from the signless."I Can't believe we stayed up all night looking for karkat."

    "I Know.When We went looking,it only felt like minutes not hours."

    "Yea." Signless said softly before closeing his eyes and speaking once again." But Now that we're alone, I guess I can ask You-" He had cut himself off as he opened his tired eyes and noticed your sleeping form.A soft smile was on his face as he leaned forward and had gentle kiss on your forehead."Thank you for the help." at his words and actions,a Faint smile and blush was welcomed onto your face."I Love you,[F/N]."

~* Next night(Morning)*~

    "Signless, Is Karkat up Yet?"

    "Uh...Yea.."

    "Signless, Why do you sound nervous?"

    "Becouse I may or may not of dropped Karkat behind the sofa.."

    "Oh My god!"

    "And I haven't been able to dislodge him yet."

    "Signless!"

    "Please Help..."





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Comments: 132

Slushy-rush [2018-03-31 15:58:10 +0000 UTC]

XD signless is a bad father

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ImTheTrashInTheRoad [2017-04-23 12:46:16 +0000 UTC]

Round of applause 

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AngelinBlue123 [2017-03-19 01:41:09 +0000 UTC]

0h my g0g hve described me nd my p0s+-scr@+ch self PERFEC+LY!

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xXbluethunderXx [2017-02-16 03:00:01 +0000 UTC]

"Kankri explained before blowing his whistle."It Triggered me.""

In my head he sounded so casual XD

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mu2ic4ddic7ion In reply to xXbluethunderXx [2018-03-19 18:39:54 +0000 UTC]

Same... Is that bad?

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TheKawaiiAmphros [2017-01-16 22:53:48 +0000 UTC]

The Gaurdian Isint Havein This Shit

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o0SnowKitten0o [2016-10-24 21:50:26 +0000 UTC]

"No. I have just misplaced him."

Okay... how do you "misplace" a brightly colored grub, that also hisses constantly, and can only crawl at about 2 miles per hour (I just assume they crawl really slow XD)? Please tell me how you could "misplace" him? This is very, very triggering!

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Aukele3033 [2016-10-09 14:03:12 +0000 UTC]

Signless, Seriously how do you drop a grub behind a couch

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Filllyreports [2016-09-03 21:16:33 +0000 UTC]

A lecture about

HOW DO YOU EVEN LOSE YOUR SON?!?!

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TiffyDaQuipp [2016-07-12 04:03:18 +0000 UTC]

Signless. Signless why?

*inhales deeply*

OH. MY. FLYING SPAGHETTI LORD! (」゚ロ゚)」

(If you get the "flying spaghetti lord" part, I will be amazed.)

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TheNewSenpai In reply to TiffyDaQuipp [2016-07-15 21:49:53 +0000 UTC]

WHY DOES PASTAFARMINISM FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE I GO 

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Kawaii-Diana [2016-06-22 11:50:54 +0000 UTC]

Signless is a horrible parent XD

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Kawaii-Diana [2016-06-22 11:47:18 +0000 UTC]

"No. I have just misplaced him."

OMFG. THAT MADE SENTENCE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD XD

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theshadow622 In reply to Kawaii-Diana [2016-09-08 23:47:55 +0000 UTC]

SAME!

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InkedGoddess [2016-04-19 03:36:31 +0000 UTC]

I know I'm "the Martyred" but I will not be a martyr to Dolorosa's wrath when she finds out little BeepBeepMeow got stuck behind the couch!

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CarreVarres [2016-03-24 05:01:29 +0000 UTC]

You can almost hear Kankri going on about dropping Karkat behind the couch

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QuitBeingSalty [2016-03-04 03:20:21 +0000 UTC]

One does not simply not drop Karkat behind the couch.

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RoseMaylieGottschalk [2016-02-09 22:35:14 +0000 UTC]

OuO WHYYYYYY POOR GRUBBY BABBE!! 
(Grubbies are so cute)

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Homestuck149 [2016-01-20 17:26:32 +0000 UTC]

"NO YOU WILL GET YOUR SON DISLOGED WITHOUT MY HELP Im going to finish a puzzle with Kankri"

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satiricScythe [2016-01-08 12:09:08 +0000 UTC]

signless get your life together

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shadence156 [2016-01-02 06:56:46 +0000 UTC]

I watched the video that had the reference at the end before I found it and I quickly got it XD

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Kate-Seacliff [2015-12-21 01:19:59 +0000 UTC]

*blinks* Signlessssss... Did you try moving the sssofa out of itsss ssspot?
Signless: Umm... No...
Sssignlessssss!

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Jessiethelynx [2015-10-02 00:41:19 +0000 UTC]

This is why my title is the Vexation. Signless IS2G---

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TohruHinada [2015-09-30 04:23:52 +0000 UTC]

poor Karkat is stuck behind the couch. also i thought kankri is adorable ^u^

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ask-fnaf-plz [2015-09-10 14:27:22 +0000 UTC]

Quick, call dolarosa!

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lupineOffset [2015-08-10 06:20:41 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'm a jadeblood anyway 0u0

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satiricScythe [2015-07-19 23:32:19 +0000 UTC]

I GET THE REFERENCE! XDDDDD

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Karkittenforlife [2015-07-08 02:01:54 +0000 UTC]

I was the shrouded and now i have a million fanfic ideas

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RynDragon26 [2015-06-27 22:45:14 +0000 UTC]

Wait a minute...~ How do we know Karkat didn't lodge himself in the couch after biting Signless because he wanted [F/N] to wake him up instead..~? o.o

(And I did the "[F/N]" thing on purpose, I didn't intend to sound like a smart ass~ ^^||| Sorry if it bothers you~ If it does, I'll hide the comment or edit it or something~)

Great story though~ This is at least my third time reading it~ I think my first time was last year~ Anyway, I loved it~ Keep having adorable dreams~!!! Thank you author-chan~

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MercenaryBlood In reply to RynDragon26 [2015-06-28 13:46:11 +0000 UTC]

It's fine and Thank you! I'm really glad you like it!

The world may never know

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RynDragon26 In reply to MercenaryBlood [2015-06-29 15:15:01 +0000 UTC]

XD Geez I love reading your stories~ They're just so fluffyyyyyyyy~!!!! >w<

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XDShadowChild [2015-06-07 02:20:45 +0000 UTC]

Father of the year award goes to... 

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MercenaryBlood In reply to XDShadowChild [2015-06-07 16:59:58 +0000 UTC]

You know it

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blazequakes [2015-05-18 01:09:59 +0000 UTC]

Seriously u dropped karkat behind the sofa!

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Condescending-Ninja [2015-04-27 14:49:04 +0000 UTC]

I'll save you Karkat!!  

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PedoBearMustDie [2015-04-01 02:01:47 +0000 UTC]

Dat ending though....

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peanuttart In reply to PedoBearMustDie [2015-08-03 14:13:52 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god dude you're in the comments of every fanfiction I've read so far today holy shit pickles.

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PedoBearMustDie In reply to peanuttart [2015-08-07 23:07:37 +0000 UTC]

I AM EVERYWHERE

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peanuttart In reply to PedoBearMustDie [2015-08-21 06:36:25 +0000 UTC]

SAME THOUGH

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PedoBearMustDie In reply to peanuttart [2015-08-26 22:22:37 +0000 UTC]

you. I like you. you are my new friend.

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peanuttart In reply to PedoBearMustDie [2015-09-22 03:40:12 +0000 UTC]

Good, we will surf all the fanfictions together

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PedoBearMustDie In reply to peanuttart [2015-11-04 15:24:00 +0000 UTC]

Sorry this is so late.. I kinda got distracted with making my ouranstuck chatroom on msparp and ive been busy with that for a while. XD but yeah, we certainly will. It's nice having internet friends.

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awesomeness39 [2015-03-20 03:12:05 +0000 UTC]

Good parenting signless

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Angel434 [2015-03-02 05:21:13 +0000 UTC]

KARKAT  BABY NO!!! ;A;

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wariorgirl [2015-02-27 07:29:26 +0000 UTC]

I will a tree with kankri and his how could you lose you son rant 

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Fantroll-Mowzers [2015-02-27 00:15:20 +0000 UTC]

"Signless, is Karkat up yet?"

"Uh... Yea.."

"Signless, why do you sound so nervous?"

"Because, I may or may not have dropped Karkat behind the sofa.."

"Oh my God!"

"And I haven't been able to dislodge him yet."

"Signless!"

"Please help..."





Why does this remind me of Llamas With Hats....

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Paper-Ninja-Star In reply to Fantroll-Mowzers [2015-06-25 05:26:29 +0000 UTC]

CARLLLLLLLLLLLL
THAT KILLS PEOPLE

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Epictacocatdiamond In reply to Paper-Ninja-Star [2015-07-22 02:31:05 +0000 UTC]

Good thing he didn't eat his hands! XD

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eveechick9 [2015-02-22 05:14:24 +0000 UTC]

kek. that was cute. signless is a bad dad hehe

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Th3Hom3stuckG1rl [2015-02-11 22:37:57 +0000 UTC]

I get that reference.

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