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Your eyes dart open as you feel tugging at the bottom of your elegant robes.You let out a tiny yawn as you located who had been bugging you."What is it Kankri? Did karkat bite your father again..?" You Mumbled.To the Alternian people you had been Known as The [Title], The Troll who had been Willing to sacrifice anything in the name of Lowbloods and Even Highbloods.To You the Hemospectrum had been asinine,You did not care about your [B/C] Blood and neither did your friends.
"Yes.Father had picked Karkat up So he may eat with the rest of us,but Once He had taken him away from his Grubloaf to clean him.Karkat had bit our fathers hand and Scurried away,Hissing." Kankri explained before blowing his whistle."It Triggered me."
A annoyed and tired sigh slipped from your mouth as you stood.Fixing the Black hood less cloak that flowed freely from your frame and your matching dress which had been home to markings in your blood color,You began to walk into the kitchen.Your eyes snap to an awake state as you see Signless Nursing his Wriggler bite."Are you okay? Your Not bleeding are you?" You had asked as your approached him.All of your friends had known your true name,and Preferred calling you so but due to your elegant manner you stuck to titles.
A Small chuckle came from the large troll as he looked at you."Just A tiny Bite.Karkat's teeth are sure getting sharp." He said as he wiped a little bit off blood from his hurt hand.The Small horned troll had tried hiding his hand from your vision.
"Signless,Was that Blood I saw?" You mumbled as you had looked at his slightly bloody hand.
"Pfft, No."
"Lie.That Triggers me." Kankri interrupted and blew his whistle at his father.You Loved this little Vantas, In ways Kankri had been your partner in Crime when It came to finding lies or discovering the truth.You had shot the Red Sweater wearing troll a smile of thanks before turning back to Signless.
You had gently grabbed the male trolls hand and examined it.In ways you had been similar to Dolorosa when it came to a motherly nature,You had treated Kankri and Karkat like your own.The Children of your friends had adored you when they visited,You had grown a strong attachment to the Vantas Family,The Maryam,and The Captor Family.You had been close to the others but in your sweeps of living at the Vantas house,you had grown the closest to them."It's Not Deep.You'll be fine Signless." After telling him,you had kissed the part of his hand that had be bitten.
A Faint candy red blush grew on the adults face as you completed your actions."Thank you [F/N]." Signless said as he looked around the kitchen.You assumed he had been looking for Karkat.His face seemed to fly into panic as he couldn't find his youngest son.
"Signless..You Lost Karkat didn't you?"
"No. I have just misplaced him."
~*Time skip brought to you by Kankri's trigger whistle*~
"Karkat~Sweetheart,are you here?" You Called out as you entered one of the bedrooms upstairs.Once you had made it,a tiny hiss made you smile.Your eyes had spotted the red grub body of the cranky Vantas.For an odd reason Karkat showed his love differently,Instead of hugs or small kisses,he hissed and nibbled."Karkat,Sweetie Come out.Don't be mad at your father,He was only trying to clean you up." You cooed to the grub as you got on your knees so you could get to his level.
Karkat had poked his head out from behind a Wardrobe In Kankri's room.To no surprise he had hissed and bared his tiny teeth."Karkat Vantas, I will not take that tone." You snapped right back and the look of shock appeared on the tiny vantas's face.Soon,The grub had crawled out from his spot and wriggled up to you.
"Was that hard?" You smiled as you picked him up.A small giggle slipped from your grey lips as Karkat had begun nibbling on your sleeve.You had softly petted his head,careful to avoid his tiny horns.
A Sigh of relife slipped from signless as you approached him."Thank God You found him." he humbled as he relized his youngest son had been asleep in your arms."Kankri Fell asleep on the sofa after he gave a long winded rant to me about how do you even loose your son." He softly explained.
A Small smile was on your face as you continued to rock the wriggler in your arms to keep him asleep."It's no problem Signless." You had gave the little wriggler a kiss on the head."I'm Going to put Karkat to bed, Could You please get Kankri?"
"Sure."
After you had put the two children to bed and had both crashed and sat down on the soft sofa.A loud yawn had slipped from your mouth as the morning sun began to poke through the blinds.A soft chuckle which was soon fallowed by a yawn slipped from the signless."I Can't believe we stayed up all night looking for karkat."
"I Know.When We went looking,it only felt like minutes not hours."
"Yea." Signless said softly before closeing his eyes and speaking once again." But Now that we're alone, I guess I can ask You-" He had cut himself off as he opened his tired eyes and noticed your sleeping form.A soft smile was on his face as he leaned forward and had gentle kiss on your forehead."Thank you for the help." at his words and actions,a Faint smile and blush was welcomed onto your face."I Love you,[F/N]."
~* Next night(Morning)*~
"Signless, Is Karkat up Yet?"
"Uh...Yea.."
"Signless, Why do you sound nervous?"
"Becouse I may or may not of dropped Karkat behind the sofa.."
"Oh My god!"
"And I haven't been able to dislodge him yet."
"Signless!"
"Please Help..."
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Comments: 132
Scarlet-Skyelash In reply to ??? [2015-03-15 18:37:14 +0000 UTC]
*stares at your username* ... TEREZI!!!! XD
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DJDragonLilly [2015-02-09 22:48:54 +0000 UTC]
I misplaced him and I haven't dislodged him yet
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TheFoggyLondonView [2015-02-05 02:36:20 +0000 UTC]
"No. I have just misplaced him."
Gosh I lost it there. What a perfect line. This fic is just awesome.
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ThePokemonz In reply to ??? [2015-01-27 23:02:49 +0000 UTC]
Get rekt n00bs (uhh.! meant s!gnless)
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EmmalineHaesel [2015-01-02 03:51:59 +0000 UTC]
I named myself the Guardian, and oh, boy, reading this, did I feel like one. Seriously, how did the Signless manage to keep his head for how long he did? Geez... And Kankri with his trigger whistle, dang he's cute! *laughs* The Vantases and Captors are the best.
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khlover-san In reply to ??? [2014-12-26 18:28:35 +0000 UTC]
Some one has to help the signless he sucks with kids even his own kids
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MercenaryBlood In reply to khlover-san [2014-12-30 23:53:23 +0000 UTC]
Why do you think the Maryams have always been there?
to prevent this problem with each Vantas
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khlover-san In reply to MercenaryBlood [2015-01-01 04:45:48 +0000 UTC]
so true so very very true
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MintySunflower20 In reply to ??? [2014-12-24 15:50:24 +0000 UTC]
Was That Comic Reference Really Necessary? It Was A Funny Comic So I Understand Why!
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trinthekiller12 [2014-12-17 12:20:05 +0000 UTC]
My dad lost me in the couch cushions when I was 1. I was just sleeping. He spent 3 hours trying to get me out of the sofa XD
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EpicCatBomb [2014-11-28 10:36:11 +0000 UTC]
God did you get that from a homestuck comic or no? Cause I've seen it on a video. The end I mean.
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HornsOfACancer [2014-11-15 22:01:59 +0000 UTC]
How in the world to you drop your baby in the sofa.
Like- how.
EVEN MITUNA COULD DO BETTER THEN THAT.
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EclipsedLily [2014-11-14 00:49:18 +0000 UTC]
... THE LA2T PART II2 FROM THAT ONE YOU TUBE VIIDEO II2N'T IIT??? ((YAY II LIITERALLY JU2T 2TUCK 2OLLUX AND KARKAT'2 QUIIRK2 TOGETHER BECAUSE II AM A CANCER/GEMIINII CU2P BABY. =u )
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souleaterchic123 [2014-10-27 04:54:33 +0000 UTC]
I face tabled so hard at the last part... I might need a new brain because mine died from over exposure to signlesses failness.
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MercenaryBlood In reply to souleaterchic123 [2014-11-07 05:23:28 +0000 UTC]
the only thing signless didnt fail at was giving sermons
He did those like a boss
He even sassed The GHB
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souleaterchic123 In reply to MercenaryBlood [2014-11-07 06:55:51 +0000 UTC]
Yup and look where that got him now...
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ScientistNerd [2014-10-20 07:19:58 +0000 UTC]
. . I CAN'T.
OH MY GOD
EVEN THE CARELESS (hint the name careless, people.)
WOULD MAKE A BETTER MOTHER!
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MercenaryBlood In reply to ScientistNerd [2014-10-26 08:03:25 +0000 UTC]
I'm pretty sure everyone would make a better guardian than Signless
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ScientistNerd In reply to MercenaryBlood [2014-10-26 12:40:32 +0000 UTC]
Apart from The Grand Highblood, That is.
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MercenaryBlood In reply to ScientistNerd [2014-10-26 16:03:38 +0000 UTC]
if ghb was in charge of careing for a wriggler
it would be dead by now
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SuzakuGirl13 [2014-10-16 19:31:34 +0000 UTC]
Signless: "I may or may not have dropped him behind the sofa..."
Me: *blank stare for several minutes* I'm calling Dolorosa.
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MercenaryBlood In reply to SuzakuGirl13 [2014-10-17 13:07:20 +0000 UTC]
Signless needs troll Jesus in his life
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SuzakuGirl13 In reply to MercenaryBlood [2014-10-18 05:21:33 +0000 UTC]
Ah yes, troll Jegus.
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Blu-Roze [2014-10-15 16:28:41 +0000 UTC]
"Signless..You Lost Karkat didn't you?"
"No. I have just misplaced him."
~
"Kankri Fell asleep on the sofa after he gave a long winded rant to me about how do you even loose your son." He softly explained.
~
"Signless, Is Karkat up Yet?"
"Uh...Yea.."
"Signless, Why do you sound nervous?"
"Becouse I may or may not of dropped Karkat behind the sofa.."
"Oh My god!"
"And I haven't been able to dislodge him yet."
"Signless!"
"Please Help..."
~
In these moments we ask ourselves: WHAT THE EVER LIVING ACTUAL FUCK SIGNLESS.
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MercenaryBlood In reply to Blu-Roze [2014-10-17 13:06:34 +0000 UTC]
No wounded karkitty turned out like he did
The only responcible one is kankri
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ISLANDOFKAMILLE [2014-10-06 11:33:55 +0000 UTC]
Signless I'm about almost over Alternia with you ugh stop dropping Karkat!
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gh0st-boi In reply to ??? [2014-10-04 19:11:11 +0000 UTC]
"Because I may or may not have dropped him behind the sofa"
"Signless!"
"And I havn't been able to dislodge him yet."
"Signless!"
"Please Help.."
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Pokepal5 [2014-09-23 08:53:38 +0000 UTC]
Momma D I thought you raised Signless better than to DROP YOUR CHILD BEHIND THE SOFA
JEEESUS
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MercenaryBlood In reply to RelikandPiksel [2014-09-08 00:48:28 +0000 UTC]
signless is just magic
Father of the sweep right there
Dolorosa taught him well
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MercenaryBlood In reply to RelikandPiksel [2014-09-08 04:45:22 +0000 UTC]
Momma D is truly an Amazing troll
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AudioReciver In reply to ??? [2014-08-27 10:47:57 +0000 UTC]
Signless stop dropping Karkat behind the couch!!!
Sigh,No wonder he doesn't like you, and why he's so grouchy 😔.
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XxCasualMondaisxX In reply to ??? [2014-08-22 06:59:16 +0000 UTC]
Signless: I may or may not have dropped my own son behind the couch.
Me: HOW THE HELL DO YOU- I CANT EVEN //dies
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BloodViperidae In reply to XxCasualMondaisxX [2014-08-26 01:54:16 +0000 UTC]
Its signless, you know our headcanon for him is nothing but an over grown manchild
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XxCasualMondaisxX In reply to BloodViperidae [2014-08-26 17:55:32 +0000 UTC]
That's is so true... Signless the Over-grown Manchild
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XxCasualMondaisxX In reply to BloodViperidae [2014-08-26 23:06:47 +0000 UTC]
YES SO MUCH YES
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