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Published: 2010-01-03 08:18:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 2735; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 39
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well Xavier got himself into a king-size problem...but he's a prince...uh-oh. so basically Xaiver was nerovus about meeting this princess but Ratoss decided to help him clam his nevre with some eating, and then it got out of hand and now Xaiver's in trouble.and how dare that girl hate fatfurs!!!!
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*Smiles but then sees his worried face* Why what's wrong?
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Xavier:a little dizzy...
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But why? *Suddenly hears the news about the princess who hates fat slobs* Oh no!
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Oh what shall we do?
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Xavier: i don't know but i'm getting nervous. and when i'm nervous i get dyslexic and talk good not anymore....see! it's happening!
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*Puts hands on his belly* Don't panic, your highness! Just tell the guards to have them tell her to leave at once.
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Xavier: i can't do that! it's custom that the first date cannot be rescheduled. this has to happen now!
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*Gasps* Oh no! I can't let her treat you like dirt!
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maybe we can find someway to make me thin.
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Okay, THAT would be a problem! *Thinks and then gasps* I know! *Pulls out a potion* This will make you skinny in no time! The other one ,I have in my pocket, makes you fat.
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Xavier: but what if that's the wrong one?
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If it's the wrong one, it's makes you more fatter. But I can asure your this is the skinny potion!
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Xavier: i'm kinda nervous on taking that risk....
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Just stay calm and drink it.
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Xavier: *drinks the potion*
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*Watches you shrink to skinny size*
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Xavier: phew! it worked.
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So, she won't recognize your true fat self.
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Xavier: yes but...i cna't hide it forever.
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Ok, we'll see what happens. Because sometimes potions wear off and you may turn back into your overweight self again after a couple months. if she doesn't like what she sees, that's ok.... or if she DOES, then it would be great.
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Xavier: a couple of...MONTHS? i can't be thin that long!!
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*Giggles* Don't worry, you'll be all right. What helps make the spell wear off is eating a lot.
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Xavier: phew...okay. and i think i'll be fine as long as their isn't anything mad eof pig like bacon or ham.
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oh, of course, just remember to do it when the time is right.
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Xavier: all right then.
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That's the spirit! go get em!
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Xavier: *sighs* well here's go notihng.
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Emily: Meow? 
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Emily: Meow.
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Xavier: wanna hug?
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Emily: Meow.
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Emily: *get pressed against his belly* You're 6'9" aren't you? 
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Xavier: yeah I'm big aren't I?
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Emily: I'm a little human cat girl.
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XavieR: and i'm a big fat lion.
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Emily: Meow.
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Xavier: *grabs you* and you will stop doing that.
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Emily: *is grabbed* I can't help scratching on furniture... *tries to scratch the curtains but is grabbed*
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Emily: *gets grabbed* Put me down! *breaks free, jumps into box, gets inside and seals it shut*
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OBJECTION!!!!, HOW THAT GIRL CAN'T LOVE FAT FURRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!
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I'll have to show her 2 or 3 things a bout the issue D:< WHERE IS SHE ?! I'M GONNA KICK HER ASS
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i wouldn't know ask Xavier.
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well I'll do it
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-Xavier??
Xavier: *urp* in the entryway.
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Diani: Ok
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Diani: OK SO TELL ME YOU F***ING B**CH HOW YOU DARE TO HATE FAT GUYS UH????!!!!!!!
Princess: WTH???!!!
Diani: COME HERE YOU LIL BASTARD *kick the hell out of the princess*
Diani: It's ok now Xavier X3 now nothig will bother you *belly rub*
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