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MercurytheWereWulff β Parachuting and Pissed Off
Published: 2012-01-19 06:55:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 2620; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 16
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(contains French cussing)so apparently Don and were fighting in a dogfight, and Don's plane got shot out of the sky. he made it out ok (with some wounds as you can see) but he is MAD at Shinden and is letting him know it via headset....in French.
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I know what he's saying, except for a few words (I studied French for four years in high school and I was very good at it).
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oh that's good ^^
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So, do I win a cookie? ^^
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no you gotta translate the whole thing.
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"Son of a whore, Shinden! Thank you for not helping me! It's really fun to be shot out of the sky! Next time, GIVE ME A WARNING, ASSHOLE!"
I suppose the phrase "pardon my French" would have more than one meaning in this instance.
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eh....you're SO close. so very close.
but ha, i like your joke.
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Somebody needs a French censor xD
Granted, nobody that doesn't know French doesn't know what he's saying...Anywho, nice work
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yeah but it's not nice that's for sure XD
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heh wish I knew what he was saying, although its probably good I dont xD
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yeah it is good you don't. XD (btw i don't know if you actually knew more French than "bonjour". most people i know only know that, "oui" and "merci")
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out of curiosity, what is it hes actually saying? xD
note me if its that bad xD
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well i'll note it because i want people to guess.
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Uh... he calling Shinden to rescue him after... uh... he got fat in a dog fight and his ship exploded when he expanded?
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nah he was FWF, Flying While Fat.
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That was my first guess, and the ship exploded upon expansion right? But I thought that was too obvious...
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no Don was just shot out of the sky.
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lol alright
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it's pretty bad am i right?
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lol yeah it is
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i could've been a lot worse but i liked what i had
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heh I'd say thats good enough
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it's fun because i get to say bad words in another language.
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heh thats always fun
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still Don's gonna need some help.
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well I'm still kinda busy trying not to get shot down myself!
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Don: *over radio* well i'd like to help you Shinden, but wait? where iz my plane? oh zat's right it'z falling 2500 FEET OUT OF THE SKY IN FLAMING BALL OF SHRAPNEL!
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- *over the radio* I told you to....grrrr.....check six! *grunt breathing to keep blood in my head during the high G turns* now if......you.....grrr....dont mind, I'm trying......to.....grrr....make sure these SOBs dont......gaaah!!! kill you in your parachute! *downs a fighter that had been lining up on Don to strafe him*
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Don: you said it right when i got shot out!!!!! and i doubt they're even interested in me anymore, i'm well out of range. fils de pute, i'm landing in a forest! on a mountain!!!
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- *still straining from the Gs, downs yet another aircraft* theres a clearing a mile so south of you, can you make it there? I can try to pick you up!
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Don: no, your "help" is a bit late!!!
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- fine then I'll just leave you here! *watches the remaining fighters bug out* I'll mark your position down and get a SAR helo in
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Don: just take care of them! *a stray bullet rips through the parachute* and quick!! i'm losing altitude and i don't want to lose it all at once!
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- *uses the J7's raw power to help fill Don's chute with air. stands the aircraft on its tail and reverses the pitch on one of the props as the aircraft slowly descends in a controlled tailslide. slowly circles don in the process making careful control adjustments so I don't accidently hit him*
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Don: Shinden, i'm fine. just take care of them!!
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- they already bugged out! its the groundfire now *rifle round plink against the fuselage of my aircraft. when I'm sure Don will land safely, I set the prop pitch to normal and push the nose down, causing the aircraft to dive and gain airspeed. jams the stick into my knee and the aircraft stands on its wing quickly whipping around to line up for a strafing run on the ground forces*
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Don: *manages to slip through the treeline into the forest. a branch snages at his parachute and causes the tears to widen. he tumbles out onto the ground, ok although bruised from the fall* if i get out of this i swear.....*he pulls out a glock strapped to his ankle and cocks it*
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- *circles overhead a few times to make sure Don is ok. then snaps hard right towards the trees. roaring in just a few feet off the ground starts strafing the area where the ground fire had come from*
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Don: *limps into a small depression in the snow and catches his breath*
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- *continues to provide covering fire until the rescue helo arrives*
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Don: *radios* Shinden, don't worry about me. get az far away from my position. if tey have us all in one area, eet iz easier for them to surround us.
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- *radios back* negative Don, thats worst possible thing I could do. you're a sitting duck without air cover and so will be the helo. long as I keep these runs up, they keep their heads down and dont shoot back at you
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Don: i'm in forest cover, i'll be fine. it's not like i'm on an arΓͺte in plain sight
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- again, I'm not leaving. they all watched you come down. eta to helo arrival is 10 minutes
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Don: they didn't see where i went just now. i have a radar down here with me. i don't see anything down here except a signal tower.
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- yeah but theres enough of them around here that one will find you eventually, and seeing as all you have is your sidearm, you wont last long *continues to strafe approaching enemies until ammunition supply is exhausted. at that point continues performing mock strafing runs and low level high speed passes to keep their heads down*
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Don: well if i can get to a body of water, i'll be fine. despite what you see i ma a great swimmer.
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- theres a lake about 250 yards to the south, but you'll have to make a run for it, they're advancing on your positon
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