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MERKLEYtheDRUNKEN — Take that, blank flanks!
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Published: 2013-04-21 20:43:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 3038; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 11
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I haven't drawn human girls in years! I just woke up this morning and thought: I should draw some humanz for a change...obviously with not so much success XDThere are two reasons why I'm not so much of a big fan of hümänisätiöns:
#1-I think ponies should stay ponies, they're awesome as they are!
#2-The whole cutie mark thing would turn out rather ridiculous as shown here!!!
...btw.: this was supposed to be funny (at least I thought so when I woke up this morning with an ugly headache), but now as it's done, it looks kinda dirty to me X3
...if some of you feel too much disturbed by it, let me know! I might flag it as porn later
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Comments: 36
Ewww! Do not use chlorine bleach! It burns and smells terrible!
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I'll use Jeff's bleach.
Get it?
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I fear not... who's Jeff?
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Cool! What is it like? Is it a butt with a butt-shaped butt-tattoo?
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Applebloom: Um...tattoos on your behinds?
Scootaloo: Gross!
Sweetie Belle: Who in the right mind would do such a thing?
The other two: Dang it! They're our friggin' cutie marks!
Applebloom: That doesn't look cute to me...
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LULZ! Just what they said X3
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Applebloom: So, can you pull up your pants? Everypony's starin'
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DT.: At least they're staring at US!!
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Sweetie Belle: And not in a good way...
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SilverSpoon: Pah, what do YOU know?! See: this guy looks very interrested!
*points at*
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Sweetie Belle: -Her clothes change magically and she summons a Jian sword and slices off Pedobear's head- That was a Pedobear. Are you two NUTS?! (Her clothes and sword look like this: [link] )
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X3
...while they're talking, the pedobear parts turn into brown liquid and escape through the sewage...
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Sweetie Belle: Don't tell me...he is immortal?
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He sure is...otherwise he'd be gone long ago!
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Applebloom: Anyway...pull up your pants!
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DT&SS: No way! *walking away with pants down to their boots*
XD
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Scootaloo: That's just wrong, dude.
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...but it looks funny X3
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Sweetie Belle: At least Pedobear won't bother them for a while...-Transforms back to her casual form-
Applebloom: Wonder how Babs is doing.
(Meanwhile in Manehattan...)
Babs: Can a filly ever catch a break?! -Is now fighting against some thugs in an alleyway. Yep, that explains the bullying and stuff...by bullying I mean aiming at her life-
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actually I think those 2 heifers on the show need to grow up, it's immature and just plan stupid to high and mighty xD
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Of course! But they make the whole school thing more realistic in some way! I had some girls like them in my classes too back then...
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I'd have slapped them and told them off
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I'm a guy! If I had slapped them, they would have sent me to the principal and then the whole school whould have treatened me as a molester!
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god @.@ but yea people like that are menaces to us all who are normal
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...or at least to us all who are different...
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yea, I know how that is to. I got picked on in school to @.@
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...like most people! That's why some become real meanies...better keep kicking before yu get kicked and stuff...
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