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Published: 2010-11-04 17:09:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 10184; Favourites: 100; Downloads: 127
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HI THERE!Wow...I was really really really bored.
Anyways, you know that jealousy can make you do stupid things? It does, believe me.
And ember, Where the hell you got that Barret .50 (Sniper rifle) ?! NO CYNDER! TAKE COVER! Oh wait, her gun is jammed.
PS: Oh and if you dont understand, Ember is the dragoness with the sniper rifle. And she bought it from the rusians wepon dealer (thats why it blew)
Well hope you enjoy and laugh, so comment if you like Thanks!
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well that's Russian guns for ya... I would of used a finns 1945 20mm HM (heavy mod)Β Anti Tank rifle is I was going to kill a dragon
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Even the PTRD could do the job.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lols, that is hilarious, take that ember!
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LOL i love this comic you know ember ever heard the word karmas a bitch
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Exlo: # made with russia with love
Ember: grrr
Exlo: lol face
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Thats what ember gets for picking the gayest sniper rifle ever
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(quickly appears out of a dimensional portal and kills Ember with a knife to the neck) you should have never been born!
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Nikoli was never good at cleaning weapons, well after his 6th wife died. So thats a lesson for ember no.1 Never try to kill Cynder (it's bad luck) and no.2 never buy weapons off Nikoli
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Nice job but i seriously doubt Ember can shoot Cynder from point blank let alone 1 mile. Thats worse than Church from R V B. No offence Church.
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XDXD!!! youhave a good sense of humour, fantΓ‘stico
Is that a UAV in the background in the first panel 0_o
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Bandit: Ember...
Ember: *cough* what?! OH... H-h-hi Bandit! ehehehehe...
Bandit: I am so disappointed on you. How could you?
Ember: Bandit... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
Bandit: You didn't mean to?
Ember: I mean-
Bandit: HOW COULD YOU BUY A RUSSIAN GUN?!!!
Ember: ... How much did you hear Bandit?
Bandit: The 'BOOM'.
Ember: OH. Yeah, what did I think, stupid russians!
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WHERE THE HELL DID EMBER GET A SNIPER RIFLE!!!
Holy Macaroni!
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Ok, the russian weapon dealer... but still...
HOW THE HELL?
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bandit: when i kill you spyro ember will be mine,and only mine (boom)
cynder: spyro!
ember: what!
bandit: game over now ember is all mine,never double cross an armadillo who loves a dragon fool
ember and bandit forever
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Hang on, Spyro isn't interested in stealing Ember, is he?
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No he isn't, I just did that to show that Ember already has a mate and to show that Ember doesn't love Spyeo anymore
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oh ps the gun only james if you use it while standing when your in prone the gun dosn't jam as mutch like next to never apperantly I still don't trust american wepons I perfer rushin or german wepons there wepons are far more reliable.
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you mean americans cuz the americans desined and bult it but I love that gun and if the rushins bult it you can bet there would be some wood on the gun the rushins love putting wood on there guns like the ak47's and stuff.
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now THATS what i call backfireing
oi thats mine
i knew somone was watching me
but its my rifle
shut up wanka
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: *puts on hat & glasses* Thanks fa standin' still, wanka!
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: That was sooo funny! *turns around to see Spyro in suit*
: Mrmph?
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Ember I KILL YOU
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BANG BANG! Come back here EMBER! YouΒ΄re mine!
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(she runs away) BANG BANG BANG BANG
"Goddanm it I keep missing"
(she keeps runing)
"you can chase me till 2012" she yells
"SILENCE I KILL YOU" BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
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lol rifle explodes on her. if she wanted to kill Cynder she should have bought an AK-47 alot mre reliable.
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BUt you want Cynder Dead?
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No! just saying thats all.
DEATH TO EMBER!
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LOL! Ember where have you bought this gun? Well at least Cynder is alive...
Awsome comic!
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Ember got that Gun from the Russian people! (Those ruskys are mean) and yes Cynders alive...Thanks again Girl!
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Yeah thanks to this russian gun she's still alive and no problem
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to hit her from a mile ember would have to aim up, then maybe left ot right depending on the wind velocity then.....oh wait im off topic arent i? =\
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I think you are, a little, but thanks!
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sniping is kinda boring, unless you in fallout new vegas and there heads explode in slow-mo
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Jejeje I prefer a full automatic Machine gun
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