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Description If there's one thing that never ceases to make me laugh it's John Freeman. Screenshot taken from the credits of the 3rd installment of the series (listed below). The line in the stamp is something I always think of when John Freeman has a "wepon." xD

If you're lost, some people took a really bad Half Life fanfic to GMod. You can view the videos here:

Part 1: [link]
Part 2: [link]
Part 3: [link]

There's other related videos too so look for those. 8D
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Comments: 28

freeza-frost [2013-02-22 03:28:00 +0000 UTC]

lol! love it.

"John Freeman Saver of Humens"

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NadaSurf12 [2012-12-06 23:48:44 +0000 UTC]

isn't john freeman just another name for gordon frohman and henry freeman?

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ArilPhrost [2011-11-01 22:31:27 +0000 UTC]

I has moar wepon


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sproutlets [2011-08-30 20:32:43 +0000 UTC]

the half-life game series is amazing. this stamp does it justice.

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Metroid-Tamer In reply to sproutlets [2011-08-30 20:37:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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OMEGA-E-123 [2011-05-19 23:30:52 +0000 UTC]

XD LMAO!!!!!!!!! lol WEPON

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Pizza-Cat-Luv [2011-05-06 10:45:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh gosh, I know what you mean! Whenever I'm in a unhappy mood, I just go and watch Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences', and I always end up practically rolling on the floor with laughter.
One of my favourite lines has to be: "He didnt want nothing to happen to Henry Freeman because Henry Freeman was John Freeman saw Combines start to run like monsters to humens and Henry Freeman and saw Henry Freeman and humens run like brave to Combines."

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MrPersonGuyMan [2011-01-16 18:58:53 +0000 UTC]

ILL GET U BAEK, EVUL BOSS!!! JOHN FREEMAN YELLED AT THE TOP OF LUNGS!

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Kazzymodus [2010-12-28 23:11:52 +0000 UTC]

Don't know what the hell this is about, but I love it anyway.

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Metroid-Tamer In reply to Kazzymodus [2010-12-28 23:15:23 +0000 UTC]

The John Freeman saga is a bad Half-Life fanfiction taken to GMod. xD John Freeman is the protagonist, lol.

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Kazzymodus In reply to Metroid-Tamer [2010-12-29 02:18:17 +0000 UTC]

What kind of wepon does he has?

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Ankaa-Phoenicis In reply to Kazzymodus [2011-06-18 12:09:27 +0000 UTC]

it was a MASHEEN gun. He fired it real fast up but he dropped it cause he needed to kill fast but bullets too slow.

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Sammy-Harlan [2010-12-28 16:46:30 +0000 UTC]

I've played Half Life 2 billions of times, but I have no idea who John Freeman is! I must investigate the vids!

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my-twisted-logic [2010-11-23 00:51:32 +0000 UTC]

I just have noticed how well this stamp goes with [link]

AWESOME

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Invader-Sparkle [2010-11-21 19:28:00 +0000 UTC]

LOL gotta love John Freeman and his wepon

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Ayu-Dev [2010-07-15 23:51:48 +0000 UTC]

yes he does >W<

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beatlelover [2010-06-07 22:55:05 +0000 UTC]

WEPON

JOHN FREEMAN OVER HERE

ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE

XD epic win. Good work.

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Metroid-Tamer In reply to beatlelover [2010-06-07 23:01:03 +0000 UTC]

HE GOT AN EMAIL THAT SAID "ALIENS AND MONSTERS ARE ATTACKING MY PLACE"!

XD Thank you!

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beatlelover In reply to Metroid-Tamer [2010-06-07 23:08:57 +0000 UTC]

HE SHUT DOWN HIS COMPUTER *throws it against the wall*

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Metroid-Tamer In reply to beatlelover [2010-06-07 23:22:08 +0000 UTC]

HE TURNED ON OFF HIS COMPUTER. *black hole sucks it up*

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beatlelover In reply to Metroid-Tamer [2010-06-07 23:26:30 +0000 UTC]

HE RAN OUT TO HIS MOTORCYCLE *we see a bathtub on monster truck wheels* BUT IT WAS OUT OF GAS

XD

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Zohrra [2009-12-29 01:25:48 +0000 UTC]

you should also check out Quater-life: halfway to destruction, it's equally as so bad it's good.

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Puff24 [2009-12-01 09:27:08 +0000 UTC]

Reload Doctor Freeman!

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Nookslider [2009-06-27 00:10:20 +0000 UTC]

LOL,I love that crazy guy.

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FiercerDeity [2009-06-26 23:26:58 +0000 UTC]

If I switched my happiness to anger, that's what I would look like.

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CaptainAnna [2009-06-26 21:00:34 +0000 UTC]

Ah, that WAS funny XD Nice stamp, Fera.

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Demented-Alchemist [2009-06-26 20:37:02 +0000 UTC]

OH GOSH, those videos are THE BEST. XD <33333

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EmoGirl366 [2009-06-26 20:25:34 +0000 UTC]

I absolutely ADORE the videos! Total !!!!

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