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Published: 2018-12-30 17:05:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 603; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 0
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Drawing by MiaMinksOc Made by MiaMinks Grimmixx
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More drawing about~> Splat or Sammy
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Just a word of warring!
Splat is usually good at rubbing off mean jokes and bad comments about himself, but..
The one thing that pisses him off the most is toons commenting about his height.
He is very sensitive about this and WILL kill you over it. Even Sammy..
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Wait....but I’m 5’2....ILL HELP YPU HIDE THE BODY IF YA KILL EM!!! XD
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Splat: HELL YEAH!! >: D
LET'S DO THIS!
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PLACE YO BETS HERE PEOPLE!
WHO WILL WIN THIS FIGHT OF BLOOD AND GORE?!
DOES THE SHORTIE PACK A STRONGER PUNCH THAN WE GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR!?
OR WILL THIS END IN THE OBVIOUS VICTOR BEING THE TALL ANGEL OF DEATH?!!?
PLACE YOUR BETS!
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Splat: As they like to say around here... (Pulls out 2 comically large machine guns from out of nowhere)
BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES!! (Glowing crazy/angry red eyes as he has a twisted smile on his face)
SO PLACE YOUR BETS CAREFULLY NOW..
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Lucy: Oooo! Guns! I like guns! I'm betting on Splat!
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No actually, it was a funny little comment I found online. I thought it would make into a grate mini comic!
I am not sure if it's from a Simpsons episode or anything.. Sorry sweetheart!! ^~^'
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No, its a thing that a character is known for saying a similar thing.
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Oh ok!! I will just take your word for it buddy! ^v^
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"Headbutt someone in the nipples"... Pfft now I really
want Splat to kick Sammy in the kneecaps, he deserves it!
Awwww, Sammy your such a good friend!
Splat: So by your accusations, that should be the only part of you I can break in half. Hm?
And... well I am at it maybe I can also kick you in the (beeps) as well?
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The best friend you can ask for... >x'D
Sammy: At least I have (bleep) unlike someone~ >xD
I couldn't let him say that... >w>'
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Splat: OH! Hehehehe.. I see what you did there buddy.
(Pulls out 2 comically large machine guns from out of nowhere)
Now... LET'S SEE HOW MANY BULLETS IT TAKES TO KILL A ANGEL!! 2.. 7... 26 or maybe just 1?
MAYBE I CAN EVEN MAKE SOME FRIED CHICKEN OUT OF THOSE WINGS FOR YOURS, AFTER I'M DONE?!!
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Sammy: ...
You know what...? I'll do you a favor buddy... *stand in a spot and moves his arms up*
Go for it, shot me all you want! Just try it, you'll like it!~
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Splat: (Puts the over sized gun down for a moment in confusion)
Hm, You want me to shot you Sam..? No fight at all..? ...
Do you like being shot at or something..?
....
(Suddenly shots Sammy through the chest) HAHAHA..!
WELL I AM NOT GOING TO WASTE THIS HELL OF A OPPORTUNITY!!
SAY HI TO SATAN FOR ME SAM!! Hahahaha.. (Smiles)
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Sammy:*gets shot*... *looks at Splat and then looks at his chest*
Really...? *pulls out the bullet out of his chest* I already have meet him buddy and
I told you could shot me all you want! GO FOR IT!
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Splat: ....
NOPE NOPE NOPE, HELL NO!!! I AM NOT DEALING WITH ANOTHER (beeping) IMMORTAL DEMON!!
(Shots Sammy a few more times, one in his eye, one in his heart and one taking off his left arm)
Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N68MBl…
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Sammy: *steps back a bit and looks down while coughing blood*... *starts giggling maniacly*
Aww jeez man hehehaha... BULLZEYE AM I RIGHT?!
And... *looks at his arm on the ground* And aww man, it goes to take so much time to
regenarate my arm... My eye will be back right now tho *his eye comes back* And... *grabs his fallen
arm and it points at Splat* You own me a new suit buddy... Don't you remenber? I HAVE NO HEART!
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Splat: (Puts his smoking guns down in exhausted)
Yeah, yeah.. I will get you your new suit ok! And I hope ya arm grows back in 50 years, you (beeping) zombie edgelord!!
Grrrr.... God (beeping) dammit!! (Stands up and slams his gums on the ground) I really hoped I would be the 1th toon to bag a demon toon!
But you demons are freaky as hell, with that whole super fast regeneration stuff!! In a way... i'm kind of jelly.
WHY THE HELL DO ME AND TOBIAS NEED TO BE THE ONLY NON-DEMONS IN THE ENTIRE GROUP!?
I HAVE SINNED AND KILLED HUNDREDS OF TOONS, WHERE'S THE HECK IS MY FREAKY COOL DEMON POWERS!!?
Grrrr.. it's not fair to be the only weak one of the group. (Looks a little sad)
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Sammy: Heh buddy if you wanted to kill a demon you should have
start with a lower level demon... NOT A FREAKING HALF DEMON AND HALF ANGEL GUY LIKE ME! =W='
(Sits down next to him while wiping the blood of his face) And look Splat... Being a demon looks
pretty cool at all but being and becoming one isn't that... great. Yeah we get these powerfull and dark powers
that makes us unstopable and imortal at one point! (Smiles with greatness) But... becoming one isn't that
easy, I had to go thro a lot to get some of my powers and... When I was born nobody was that kind to me...
And trust me buddy... (looks at Splat) I think you wouldn't like what demon powers do to you, it changes you
and turns you to a mindless monster...
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Splat: I will make sure to note that next time... = )
And mindless monster hm..?
HA! Like I wasn't already one Sam.
(Picks up his now broken guns off the floor and trys fixing it)
Did you know I used to be a very poor mechanic before this? I didn't..
(Looks down)
He has changed me... (Looks at Sammy)
Slick's changed me so much that I can't even recognise who I used to be.
and I don't want to remember..
Even though I'm not a demon myself and have been through the things you have, I'm still a monstar in a different way.. even back then.
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Sammy: Heh... That old fox did a number on you huh? -w-
But anyways! You're aren't weak, I mean look what you did to me! *shows hims his fallen arm*
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