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NEW! NEW! NEW!
AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME!

The time is right to present you the next extraordinary, genetic superior generation of toys!
Throw away your Star Troopers and Power Rangers!
Burn your Ferbies and Teddy-bears!
Starve your Tamagotchi!

They are wild and want to conquer your nursery! Let them in - and your most beautiful nightmare will begin! Let me introduce the incredible “Hell Pets”.

Made from the fur of almost extinct mammals and loaded with the combined evil of dead souls from hell these puppets are the nonplus ultra to terrorize your parents and best friends!
And here are the actors:

First line

Huggore – This one just wants to be hugged! And then he bites through chests and eats insides! Perfect gift for fat children who have to lose some weight!

Beelzeboo – Brilliant to annoy parents! If daddy comes home drunken and aggressive – just throw him at his face! He will never be able to enter a bar again!

Freezmoe – Hell can be a really cool place sometimes! Do you have problems with bullies? Are the teachers getting on your nervs? Freezmoe can save the day by just shock-frosting them to the bone!

Glut-Tony - Don’t want to eat the crap your mommy cooked? Is your room filled with dirty pants, mud and sticky blowrags (*are you talking to me?*)? Glut-Tony is the best cleaner ever and just devours everything . . . include yourself . . .

Second line

Zerberex – Who needs puppies? If you ever wanted to have a T-Rex as your pet, then this one will be even greater! He’s smarter and faster than T-Rex, he can breathe fire and he will hunt everyone you want to death!

Braineata – Maybe you’re a little shy? No problem, Braineata will help! Just put her on the head of the girl you love and she will just suck out her center for control and abstinence!

Skeyety – Can’t say very much about that happy guy, but he’s the most dangerous one of all!

Manticute – What a hell of a cat! Poisonous sting, fire breath, stingy fur, terrible claws! Come here, kitty, kitty, kittiiiiiiiiarrrrrghagblagdrahfhfr…...........

I prefer Braineata! by the way this one was inspired by a scary dungeon enemy from “The Legend of Zelda – Ocarina of time”.
Beelzeboo is a homage to the cover of an album of my favourite band “Die Aerzte” (the doctors) called “Die Bestie in Menschengestalt” which means “The beast in human shape”.

Hope you like them! Or else they’ll kill you!

Description
NEW! NEW! NEW!
AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME!

The time is right to present you the next extraordinary, genetic superior generation of toys!
Throw away your Star Troopers and Power Rangers!
Burn your Ferbies and Teddy-bears!
Starve your Tamagotchi!

They are wild and want to conquer your nursery! Let them in - and your most beautiful nightmare will begin! Let me introduce the incredible “Hell Pets”.

Made from the fur of almost extinct mammals and loaded with the combined evil of dead souls from hell these puppets are the nonplus ultra to terrorize your parents and best friends!
And here are the actors:

First line

Huggore – This one just wants to be hugged! And then he bites through chests and eats insides! Perfect gift for fat children who have to lose some weight!

Beelzeboo – Brilliant to annoy parents! If daddy comes home drunken and aggressive – just throw him at his face! He will never be able to enter a bar again!

Freezmoe – Hell can be a really cool place sometimes! Do you have problems with bullies? Are the teachers getting on your nervs? Freezmoe can save the day by just shock-frosting them to the bone!

Glut-Tony - Don’t want to eat the crap your mommy cooked? Is your room filled with dirty pants, mud and sticky blowrags (*are you talking to me?*)? Glut-Tony is the best cleaner ever and just devours everything . . . include yourself . . .

Second line

Zerberex – Who needs puppies? If you ever wanted to have a T-Rex as your pet, then this one will be even greater! He’s smarter and faster than T-Rex, he can breathe fire and he will hunt everyone you want to death!

Braineata – Maybe you’re a little shy? No problem, Braineata will help! Just put her on the head of the girl you love and she will just suck out her center for control and abstinence!

Skeyety – Can’t say very much about that happy guy, but he’s the most dangerous one of all!

Manticute – What a hell of a cat! Poisonous sting, fire breath, stingy fur, terrible claws! Come here, kitty, kitty, kittiiiiiiiiarrrrrghagblagdrahfhfr…...........

I prefer Braineata! by the way this one was inspired by a scary dungeon enemy from “The Legend of Zelda – Ocarina of time”.
Beelzeboo is a homage to the cover of an album of my favourite band “Die Aerzte” (the doctors) called “Die Bestie in Menschengestalt” which means “The beast in human shape”.

Hope you like them! Or else they’ll kill you!