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If you ever wonder why mechanics hate engineers, try changing a important part in your car that isn't the battery.

Ok, so to finally give some context of what I said in the monthly journal, that being that something extremely stupid happen to me that last for about the most of October, that stupid thing being my car. To start at the beginning, my car refused to start for no reason, no idea why at the beginning of this whole clusterf$%k. So, me and my dad spent a long time scratching our heads, banging our fist at the wall, and me cursing the asshole that design this car by having his whole generation suffer 1000 flicks to the dick everyday. After we got some parts tested, we got a part to swap for what we think it might be the problem, only for my car to work for no reason, being paranoid and knowing how cars love to be a bastard at the worst of times, I waited a good four or five days to make sure it runs perfectly before I return the part and got a refund.... only to get the goddamn thing a few days later cause my car did the exact same damn thing two days after like I figure it would. So, me and my dad said "F$%k it" and work on the car to get the starter of my car since that seems to be the problem so far, however, to make sure we don't make a stupid mistake and waste a potential refund, we got the starter to a auto parts and got it work bench test.... only to find out that this damn is working great still. So, now me and my dad are back to square one with not what the hell is the exact problem of this damn thing, with the only thing we could think of is maybe a fuse relay in a fuse box is in need of replacement, which by the way, thanks asshole that design this car of not putting a fuse diagram anywhere in the damn car. At this point, I had to go to bed for work since I still work at night, so my dad had to work on my car by himself for the most part, and this is where the bulls$%t was discover of what's wrong with my car when my dad decided to call in a friend to ask for an opinion. You're not going to believe this bull$%t of what was wrong with my car; it was the goddamn f$%king battery! Literally the very first thing in this whole car me and my dad tested at the very beginning of this whole s$%tshow. For whatever reason, the stupid battery was awful and just needed to be replaced, which because of the warranty I have, I could get for free. SO in other words, all of my problem for three weeks, all the back and forth, buying a part, returning, buying again and refunding it again, all of that crap could've been solved in less than five minutes of a part swap. I want to be piss at the auto part place we bench test the battery, except I can't be mad because of something I haven't mentioned yet. The same day me and my dad went to get the battery test, we had to go check out at least seven auto part place because, and you're not going to believe this at all, every auto part place for three towns that has a work bench to test some parts, and we needed on to test a alternator since we thought that could be a issue as well, decided to pull a McDonald ice cream machine and we had to go about two town over just to get the damn thing test, and the real messed up part is that somehow both the alternator and the battery manage to passed the test of working fine. Needless to say, I really want to throw a molotov at this damn car, drive off a cliff and into a spike lake after that crap.

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If you ever wonder why mechanics hate engineers, try changing a important part in your car that isn't the battery.

Ok, so to finally give some context of what I said in the monthly journal, that being that something extremely stupid happen to me that last for about the most of October, that stupid thing being my car. To start at the beginning, my car refused to start for no reason, no idea why at the beginning of this whole clusterf$%k. So, me and my dad spent a long time scratching our heads, banging our fist at the wall, and me cursing the asshole that design this car by having his whole generation suffer 1000 flicks to the dick everyday. After we got some parts tested, we got a part to swap for what we think it might be the problem, only for my car to work for no reason, being paranoid and knowing how cars love to be a bastard at the worst of times, I waited a good four or five days to make sure it runs perfectly before I return the part and got a refund.... only to get the goddamn thing a few days later cause my car did the exact same damn thing two days after like I figure it would. So, me and my dad said "F$%k it" and work on the car to get the starter of my car since that seems to be the problem so far, however, to make sure we don't make a stupid mistake and waste a potential refund, we got the starter to a auto parts and got it work bench test.... only to find out that this damn is working great still. So, now me and my dad are back to square one with not what the hell is the exact problem of this damn thing, with the only thing we could think of is maybe a fuse relay in a fuse box is in need of replacement, which by the way, thanks asshole that design this car of not putting a fuse diagram anywhere in the damn car. At this point, I had to go to bed for work since I still work at night, so my dad had to work on my car by himself for the most part, and this is where the bulls$%t was discover of what's wrong with my car when my dad decided to call in a friend to ask for an opinion. You're not going to believe this bull$%t of what was wrong with my car; it was the goddamn f$%king battery! Literally the very first thing in this whole car me and my dad tested at the very beginning of this whole s$%tshow. For whatever reason, the stupid battery was awful and just needed to be replaced, which because of the warranty I have, I could get for free. SO in other words, all of my problem for three weeks, all the back and forth, buying a part, returning, buying again and refunding it again, all of that crap could've been solved in less than five minutes of a part swap. I want to be piss at the auto part place we bench test the battery, except I can't be mad because of something I haven't mentioned yet. The same day me and my dad went to get the battery test, we had to go check out at least seven auto part place because, and you're not going to believe this at all, every auto part place for three towns that has a work bench to test some parts, and we needed on to test a alternator since we thought that could be a issue as well, decided to pull a McDonald ice cream machine and we had to go about two town over just to get the damn thing test, and the real messed up part is that somehow both the alternator and the battery manage to passed the test of working fine. Needless to say, I really want to throw a molotov at this damn car, drive off a cliff and into a spike lake after that crap.