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Description Kempley sat in her medium-sized office, humming softly to herself as she graded papers. This batch was mostly fourth years--she could tell by the sloppy handwriting and the pumpkin juice stains. After being a fourth year herself at one point, and after a few years of grading papers, one begins to notice what defines each group of students.

She dipped her large ostrich-feather quill into a bottle of freshly opened red ink and tapped the metal tip against the rim of the delicate glass. Her green eyes flickered to the paper in front of her and she sighed, blowing a piece of her blonde hair out of her eyes. It was going to be a long night.

Suddenly, a few loud bangs and the echoing shouts of whom she recognized as students floated to her ears. With an irritated groan, Kempley stood up and grabbed her wand. She gave it a quick flick to cork the opened bottle of ink, and made her way to the door of her office, brushing off the front of her robes before leaving the room. As she opened the door to her office, however, a person was roughly shoved into her.

"M-Mum!" a weak voice came from the boy in front of her. He didn't turn around, but visibly froze up.

Kempley blinked and looked to the three students in front of her--a curly, tall blonde (the one who had been shoved into her), and two other boys, presumably Gryffindors. She crossed her arms and gave her best look of scorn to the two students in front of her son.

"Pro-Professor!! So sorry, um, we were just--"

Kempley glared down at her son and placed her hands on his shoulders. "What in the devil are you doing up this late--and you two... may I ask what this is all about?"

"Nothing Professor," replied the tallest of the other two boys, "we were just...complimenting you." He wore a dirty smirk, looking from the blonde boy to his mother.

Erion suddenly lunged at him, hissing loudly, "No, you weren't, you bastard!"

"ENOUGH!" bellowed Kempley, grabbing her son's wrist and ear. She pulled him back roughly and tightened her grip on his wrist. "Stop this foolish, childish behavior."

Erion continued to struggle against his mother's grip and growled at the other two, who looked almost scared. "Slimey-ass gits!"

"Stop, I said!" Kempley roughly pulled her son's ear and glared at the other two boys in front of her. "I would try to keep your mouths shut around those who have more intelligence and connections around here than you--I will be sure to talk to Professors Conrad, Casola, and Longbottom about your grades for the semester. Do you understand?"

The two students, now thoroughly frightened, looked to each other, gulped, and looked back into the glimmering green eyes of the Alchemy professor.

"That will be 50 points from Gryffindor--"

"But Mum!"

"80 points," hissed Kempley, gripping her son's shoulder. "Just because you're my child doesn't mean you are any less responsible for being a complete and total fool. Get in my office." The blonde woman shoved her son gently around her, noting his black eye, and walked to be in front of the other two boys, much in the same fashion as the late Severus Snape would do. "As for you two--get your fat asses into bed. Mr. Filch won't be so happy if you're up this late."

The two boys nodded and quickly scurried off, muttering things to each other. Kempley just sighed and ruffled her hair with her hands, trying to ease her headache. Looks like the grading wouldn't get done soon enough for her to get a good night's rest.
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OKAY SO.
There's this reoccuring joke/thing between a few friends and I on here, that Kempo is a complete MILF...and the older male students always make lewd remarks about her within Erion's earshot. And what person wants other kids talking sexually about their mum...?

Yeah, exactly. So Erion gets in a lot of fights with kids who harass his mum. Sexually and otherwise, since she probably also gets shit about being a former death eater.

POOR KID.
I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FATHER

/nevermind

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Columbia Kempley Vitious, Erion Franklin Longbottom, Artwork (c) *MikachuAttack
HP Franchise (c) Queen Rowling
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Comments: 42

ITryAnime [2011-07-30 09:05:39 +0000 UTC]

You don't know me. But. This. Story.
So amazing! A great set of description, wording, and most definitely a great thing to be reading at 3 a.m. XD

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Barefoot-Dreams [2011-07-20 10:48:30 +0000 UTC]

This is...
Kempley aged gracefully. She looks sexy even as a mother/professor. And those freckles!
And Erion! Man, he resembles his dad a lot! And his expression! Man, Kemp must be pulling that ear real hard

And...the way Kempley is looking...it looks like you took a snapshot of her pulling her son's ear XD

Other than that, I eagerly await the moment you color this!!!

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MikachuAttack In reply to Barefoot-Dreams [2011-07-21 05:28:31 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha thank youuu <3

I would hope she's still sexy at age 35 ;D
She's extremely aggressive haha. Enough to make him feel a lot of pain, but not enough to physically hurt him.

; A; <3

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Barefoot-Dreams In reply to MikachuAttack [2011-07-21 14:25:03 +0000 UTC]

Oh I'm sure she will be

Nice. Oh what fun Neville must have in bed

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vicky-vic [2011-07-20 10:37:11 +0000 UTC]

LOL! HA! I could see that happening!!!

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MikachuAttack In reply to vicky-vic [2011-07-21 05:28:39 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD

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vicky-vic In reply to MikachuAttack [2011-07-21 08:27:59 +0000 UTC]

Then he could soo tell Neville and be like "Papa... Mum gave me detention for sticken up for her" XD

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MikachuAttack In reply to vicky-vic [2011-07-22 03:05:48 +0000 UTC]

Yessssss XD And then he'd tell her to not be so harsh, but she gets her way anyway LOL

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vicky-vic In reply to MikachuAttack [2011-07-23 09:12:57 +0000 UTC]

Poor Kid XD Where are the perks of havin a mum as a professor...

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JulianaJealousy [2011-07-20 04:51:31 +0000 UTC]

This is bloody brilliant.

Its adorable!

And total epic win!

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MikachuAttack In reply to JulianaJealousy [2011-07-20 05:00:34 +0000 UTC]

thank you~

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JulianaJealousy In reply to MikachuAttack [2011-07-21 23:07:31 +0000 UTC]

Take a look at this;

you'll find it hilarious

[link]

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JLMagian [2011-07-20 03:09:50 +0000 UTC]

Omg this is so adorable.
Mama Kemp yet yo boi. He be trouble.

Wow all these people taking up jobs as Professors. LMAO I wonder how he is in transfiguration with Professor Wyndham *shot*

For some reason I see these two having that typical Mama-son relationship of a loved troublemaker. LOL

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MikachuAttack In reply to JLMagian [2011-07-20 03:15:01 +0000 UTC]

PROBABLY hahahha thank you <3

Poor Erion is a good boy though, he just wants to protect his Mama from disrespectful words. c:

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JLMagian In reply to MikachuAttack [2011-07-20 03:41:14 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome~ <33

Psh, he and Vince would get along just swell them. Two Gryffindor boys can complain about the slack they endure because of their parents. LMAO

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MikachuAttack In reply to JLMagian [2011-07-20 03:56:25 +0000 UTC]

YES omfg. hahaha. How old is Vince again, in comparison to the canon kids? :U I think I figured out Erion is around 10 in "19 Years Later".

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JLMagian In reply to MikachuAttack [2011-07-20 03:58:53 +0000 UTC]

In "19 years later" Vince is 18/19 LOL *Shot*
He's born the December after the war of Hogwarts. c: Thus a bit younger than Teddy Lupin and they go to school together~

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MikachuAttack In reply to JLMagian [2011-07-20 04:39:16 +0000 UTC]

WELL, CRAP.

They can have a mentor-student relationship XD

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JLMagian In reply to MikachuAttack [2011-07-20 06:32:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL most def. x'DD
Vince and Teddy are often dragged to the Weasleys so I'm sure they'll come upon each other sooner or later.
Lmao a Snape in the Burrow cracks me up though *shot*

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MikachuAttack In reply to JLMagian [2011-07-21 05:26:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh godddd Snapeee in the Burrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I could see him like, nitpicking at things. Putting things back onto the shelves, dusting things off. xD

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JLMagian In reply to MikachuAttack [2011-07-22 19:40:41 +0000 UTC]

It makes me think of that Badger Potter spinoff. Snaaaaape Snaaaape oh it's a snape. [link] (click iiiiit)

LMAO I see him broading in a corner and scolding everyone with red hair simply as "Weasley" because he doesn't bother to learn all their names. LMFAO

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Vasida [2011-07-20 00:01:25 +0000 UTC]

BAMF.

that's it.

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Very-Simple [2011-07-19 06:21:59 +0000 UTC]

Oh this is awesome!!
Erion y u so adorable?!

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MikachuAttack In reply to Very-Simple [2011-07-19 21:20:54 +0000 UTC]

thanks~

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PigletPrincess [2011-07-19 06:13:09 +0000 UTC]

cute!!!!!C:

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MikachuAttack In reply to PigletPrincess [2011-07-19 21:21:13 +0000 UTC]

thanks!

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icy-kisses [2011-07-19 04:39:10 +0000 UTC]

I'd tap that.

But seriously, nice work! You aged her really well.

SLAPPING CHILDREN
LIKE A BOSS

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MikachuAttack In reply to icy-kisses [2011-07-19 21:21:15 +0000 UTC]

SLAPPING CHILDREN
LIKE A BOSS
IS MY HOBBY

Why thank you.
c:

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icy-kisses In reply to MikachuAttack [2011-07-20 00:19:02 +0000 UTC]

<3

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hyuga-hime [2011-07-19 04:35:22 +0000 UTC]


Me and Austen were JUST talking about that earlier today...the three Slytherin mums as MILFS *shot*

Penny: Oh, ma cher, I understand ;3; *huggles*

I reeeally like how you aged Kempley nicely- those cheekbones are really good!

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MikachuAttack In reply to hyuga-hime [2011-07-19 21:21:36 +0000 UTC]

trololol XDD

Thank yahh

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McBecka-Pants [2011-07-19 04:34:00 +0000 UTC]

MY LORDY
Kempley's face thinned. XD
She still looks pretty and she looks like a lovely - and I'm using the term lightly - lady. XP
Trololol in the dungeon. ><

And Erion looks so cute.

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MikachuAttack In reply to McBecka-Pants [2011-07-19 21:21:43 +0000 UTC]

trolol WRY THANK YOU

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Lavender-Menace [2011-07-19 04:32:18 +0000 UTC]

His father is hot. Vallon is anyway.
Neville is hot too, of course.

Poor poor Erion.
DAMMIT KEMPO, STOP BEING SUCH A MILF!!

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MikachuAttack In reply to Lavender-Menace [2011-07-19 21:21:31 +0000 UTC]

trolol

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anri-ya [2011-07-19 04:29:04 +0000 UTC]

ohKempyouregorgeous HOLY

LOLOL "get your fat asses in bed"
oh yes poor Erion D: but Kemp is badass as a professor hahaha
<333

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MikachuAttack In reply to anri-ya [2011-07-19 04:32:56 +0000 UTC]

Only because she trolls the crap out of everyone |D

Kempley: WHY THANK YOU

bahahaha
<3

YOU DIED ON MSN

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anri-ya In reply to MikachuAttack [2011-07-19 04:34:16 +0000 UTC]

LOL
ohman
the exdeatheaterMILF professors are trolls |D

<3333

FFFFFFFFF im trying to fix it, everytime i add someone now they show up as offline when theyre not........ffffff

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kamiki [2011-07-19 04:23:34 +0000 UTC]

omg cute freckles <3

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MikachuAttack In reply to kamiki [2011-07-19 04:29:31 +0000 UTC]

bahaha thank you xD

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kamiki In reply to MikachuAttack [2011-07-19 04:40:19 +0000 UTC]

welcome haha. Milf indeed.

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MikachuAttack In reply to kamiki [2011-07-19 04:45:50 +0000 UTC]

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