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MikeDimayuga — Caption This, Batman
Published: 2010-07-09 22:39:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 17226; Favourites: 230; Downloads: 286
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these are just from my sketchbook. i felt like drawing harley and drew her putting on a glove. then i thought putting dick grayson batman and the "story" grew from there.i don't know if batman is there voluntarily or against his will. i don't know what harley is trying to do... i just thought it would be funny in a WTF? kind of way. and yes, i know batman's belt is all wrong, but i was too lazy to finish it.
i wanted to put damian in there, but it might strain the limits of good taste... but don't let that stop you. so please, feel free to make up your own stories.
and go ahead: caption this!
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Bats: "Now you see...what we have here is a failure, to communicate."
Harley: "Close one hole and loosen the other Bats, or this ain't gettin' any easier."
And now that I've punted good taste in the face...this picture is so wrong it's wonderful. Love it, in a bad smirk-y sort of way.
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ah, i loves it when a plan comes together! ;D
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Deliberately or by happenstance?
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that's the thing: it would be funny either way!
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Damn...that's a really good point!
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Batman " Harley ... "
Harley " Hey, I gave you my word of honour ... I used to be a doctor ... stop worrying soo much ... "
Batman " Okay, but once you're finish ... we're even ... a clean slate ... you no longer owe me for sav... "
Harley " Okay, ok... that beating that olde horse ... I'll check your prostate and I will see whether that is causing your condition ...... "
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you should wrote it more Harley-like
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"All right, Bats!" -glove snaps- "Let's see if Mista J was right about your special quality!"
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i wonder what the "special quality" is...
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The best part is probably the glove snap!
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"This is what happens when you give Grant Morrison the power to write..."
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Glad someone got that.
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See Caveman Batman and Viking Batman... I don't even thing Grant Morrison knows what he's doing with the Bruce nowadays.
Still too much? Let's try this:
Harley: Did you hear Frank Miller returning to All-Star Batman?
Batman: (makes a horrified face)
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xD Okay, I get it
LOL, I enjoyed All-Star-Batman, seeing it as a Tarantino-like universe and parody on his former work with Bats.
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What? I like the fact that it's its own continuity, but it isn't Batman! Why is he a murderer? Why does he act like a pedophile? Why does he rape Black Canary?
(slams her head against the desk repeatedly)
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Act like a pedophile ? What makes you think so ? Just cuz he hits Dick ? And Black Canary, wtf ? He doesn't RAPE her!
(When does he do that ?)
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lets try this again only with me not so drunk....
"sigh...this is NOT where you store the batarangs baby-bats"
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considering how many batarangs batman flings each issue, ouch!
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explains why the Bat-baddies cant stand the smell of 'em.
"riddle me this bat--- uhg...this one has corn on it!"
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oh grossss! you sick, sick man.
;D
ps- you gettin' a table for SDCC?
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nah gonna skip it, just not worth it anymore I'm afraid.
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"sigh...this not where you store the batarangs baby-bats"
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"You're going to feel a little prick." wait
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