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Death the Kid xReader Request“Hi patty, hi Liz, what are you two doing here?” You asked as you stepped into your place of residence.
“IT’S NOT SYMETRICAL!”
Patty giggled to herself as she continued to color in her coloring book.
“Does that answer your question?” Liz said nonchalantly as she flipped another page of her magazine
You let out a sigh and rolled your eyes “Kid what are you doing!?”
You opened the door to your room and saw Kid, rearranging everything!!
“Good, the pillows are now symmetrical!” Kid said as he was done making your bed. “Now to the dress- oh hey (name).”
You scowled a little. “Don’t you dare open my dresser!”
“But…I…I have to make it symmetrical”
You sighed. Might as well let him do what he wants or you’ll never hear the end of it. “Fine, just not the top drawer ok?”
Kid smiled and nodded as he went right to the second drawer and began refolding the shirts that was in it, with a few “Now it’s symmetrical!” or sometimes “How can you live with your dresser drawers so unsymmetrical!?” then the to the third drawer rearranging the pants, and to the fourth which held your shorts and to the last drawer of your pajamas.
“Finished?” You asked
“Y-Yes..” he said unsure as he stare at the top drawer
“Don’t you even think about it!” You shouted
“BUT IT’S NOT SYMETRICAL IF I LEAVE IT!!” he shouted back
“So (name), what are you hiding in that top drawer?” Liz asked as her and Patty showed up in your door way.
“N-Nothing!” You shouted but made it obvious that it was something.
“Go a head Kid, open the drawer.” Liz smirked.
Kid lifted his hands to the handles of the drawer and wiggled his finger in delight.
“NO!” You shouted jumping towards him but with a swift movement he dodged your jump action and you went right to the floor with a loud THUD
“oww…” you rubbed you butt and stood up.
By the time you stood up Kid had the drawer open and stood there wide eyed.
“What is it Kid?” Liz asked
“SHOW US SHOW US!!” Patty giggled in delight
Kid reached into the drawer with a blush and pulled out a pair of (color) frilly. Sexy, and revealing panties.
Liz giggled “Cute panties (Name)!” She grabbed Patty and ran out the door, leaving you and Kid alone together.
“Do,,,do you really ware these (name)?” Kid asked nervously.
Your overwhelming blush grew darker at his question. “M-Maybe…” You managed to answer.
Kid’s blushing face turned into a smirk. “Well then, why don’t you show me.”
“Huh!? What!? I CAN’T DO THAT!!! KID WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?” You scrambled with your words.
Instead of answering your questing he only turned to you with that same smirk and started walking towards you holding the panties up. “I bet they would….be…. 'symmetrical.'"
The way he said it sent shivers up your spine and sent your heart into a pounding frenzy.
‘What on Earth is he trying to do?’ You asked yourself.
He darted for you and you dodged him this time. He chased you through the room and then out into the living room shouting “It’ll be so symmetrical! SYMETRCAL!”
“YOU’RE INSANE KID!!!”
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Comments: 89
bluedragon1208 [2014-10-25 02:06:26 +0000 UTC]
OMG!!!!! I was laughing my ass off a bit when I read that!! It's great! And cool icon too!! ^-^
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amber14703 [2014-09-27 15:01:06 +0000 UTC]
i was just thinking, if Kid ruled the world, i bet he would make a law that everything had to be symmetrical
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-09-28 04:28:46 +0000 UTC]
Holy shit he would, and it would be chaos
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-09-28 10:09:19 +0000 UTC]
ikr... all the assymetric people would probably be slain....
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-09-28 10:42:59 +0000 UTC]
*nods in agreement* we should probably hide under my- asymmetrical sofa, fuck...
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-09-28 10:51:48 +0000 UTC]
damn it, we're all dead
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-09-28 10:58:11 +0000 UTC]
*kid comes in* AAAAH SHIIIT!!!! *throws asymmetrical pillows* DOES IT HELP MY NICKNAME IS SEVEN!!!?!
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-09-28 17:43:26 +0000 UTC]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GOING TO DOUBLE HATE YOU!!!!
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-09-28 17:59:32 +0000 UTC]
I KNOOOWWWW!!! *hides in a pillow fort* SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN!
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-09-28 18:14:54 +0000 UTC]
*a freaking out DTK on the floor*
Me: SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEEEENNNN!!!!
*faints from yelling seven too much*
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-09-28 18:20:07 +0000 UTC]
CPR!!!! I MUST DO CPR!!!
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-09-28 18:34:05 +0000 UTC]
*whispers* s-s-sev-v-eenn...
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-09-28 18:37:28 +0000 UTC]
STAY WITH ME!!!! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE WITH HIM!!!
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-09-28 18:44:30 +0000 UTC]
*wakes up* i-i wont! *sits up quickly and throws dice with no 8's on
TASTE MY ASYMMETRICAL WRATH
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-09-28 18:46:33 +0000 UTC]
YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED!!!
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-09-28 19:00:33 +0000 UTC]
*kid charges at us with patti and liz in gun forms*
AAAH HOLY! *dodges and turns into a sword* USE ME!
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-09-28 19:22:41 +0000 UTC]
OH SHIT!! *Grabs you and swing you around*
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-09-28 19:32:57 +0000 UTC]
'ok! all you gotta do is slash at them and also you see the bottom of the handle, that turns into a claw what you shat shoot and it will grab them, use that, pull him towards us, then slash, BUT!.
dont kill him...'
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-09-28 23:52:19 +0000 UTC]
GAH!! OK! *Uses claw thingy* TAKE THIS!! *slashes him...gently*
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-09-29 14:25:47 +0000 UTC]
'you're kidding right?'
*claw goes abck in then shoots out again, disarming him* 'i swear to god im gonna control myself now, you just swing'
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-09-29 22:54:38 +0000 UTC]
I'm sorry! I normally use guns!! *I whine and swing*
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-09-30 15:41:33 +0000 UTC]
'its fine, wait click the button under the claw button'
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-10-01 04:05:17 +0000 UTC]
*Clicks button!* What does it do!?!?!
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-10-01 14:28:46 +0000 UTC]
*Blade withdraws and a gun abrrel comes out* 'now click the claw button to shoot bullets'
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-10-01 14:39:04 +0000 UTC]
YES! GUN! *Shots everything!*
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-10-01 18:02:15 +0000 UTC]
'wow you're happy... ah well, kids nowadays'
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-10-01 18:04:42 +0000 UTC]
I-I like guns... *I pout* AND WHO YOU CALLIN A KID!?
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-10-01 18:51:03 +0000 UTC]
*chuckles and turns human again* well, you of course, who else is concious who's a kid? *points to unconscious DTK* so as he is unconscious and Patty and Liz are dragging him to DWMA's infirmary, you are the only kid here.
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-10-01 19:00:58 +0000 UTC]
....i'm....i'm an adult...DAMN IT I SAID I WAS AN ADULT!!!
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-10-01 19:42:25 +0000 UTC]
*sniggers* aww, cute. you're a kid in my eyes though, till of course, you can use a sword properly~ *singing he last part before running off, dragging you by your wrist* COME ON! I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING!~
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-10-01 21:49:09 +0000 UTC]
UHH!!!! OK!!!!! *Fallows by dragging* BUT I'M STILL NOT A KID
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-10-02 14:29:49 +0000 UTC]
fine, you're not a kid! *drags more*
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-10-03 02:46:15 +0000 UTC]
yay! But where are you taking me!!?!?!
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-10-03 14:22:08 +0000 UTC]
uhhh... to RIOT-kun *we end up at a house with green cat statues everywhere* seriously... IM GONE FOR 2 DAYS AND HE HAS ALREADY TAKEN OVER MY HOUSE?!!! STOP.WITH.THE.CATS~! *kicks front door open and pulls you into kitchen where RIOT is playing with 3 cats* here we are...
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-10-03 19:14:04 +0000 UTC]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!! *whines* BUT I DO LIKE CATS!!!
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-10-03 19:48:24 +0000 UTC]
*Riot stares at you then hands you a kitten* "i want your friend to have cat too..."
riot seriously...?
ummmmm, anyway you are fixing this house
"but it is fixed, you ddnt have any cats here, so i fixed it and made the house cool..."
i will give you a cookie *offers riot a cookie*
"rather have cats"
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-10-04 04:48:30 +0000 UTC]
KITTY! *I snuggle and huggle the kiity cat!*
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-10-04 10:33:16 +0000 UTC]
*i facepalm whilst riot goes on and on about cats* ...kill me now
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-10-04 16:12:00 +0000 UTC]
kittykittykittkykitty!!! *Looks at you with sparking kitty eye* SO CUTE!
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-10-04 17:11:16 +0000 UTC]
*sits on the floor* hey ri... please... i dont nee danother lecture about cats!
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-10-05 04:05:33 +0000 UTC]
I will name this one George, and this one Bob, and this one Fred, and this one Larry!!
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-10-05 10:04:38 +0000 UTC]
*sighs* YO ROLAN! RIOT IS CATTING AGAIN!
*silence*
Riot... what. the. hell. did. you. do. with. rolan?
Riot: oh, uhh~ i think Kitrol dragged him away somewhere... i think he calls it a basement!
*runs the hell to the basement leaving you with Riot*
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MinniBellSnow In reply to amber14703 [2014-10-06 07:50:29 +0000 UTC]
Soooo cats.. * I say to riot*
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-10-06 14:32:39 +0000 UTC]
<-- RIOT BTW
THE GREATEST! OF ALL ANIMALS!! *insertlionkingsimbaposehere*
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amber14703 In reply to MinniBellSnow [2014-10-07 15:29:56 +0000 UTC]
CAT IS LOVE CAT IS LIFE
Me: *walks back dragging a very confused Rolan*
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