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Galaxina: it's a song about a stubborn spider who won't take a safer route.Related content
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Wait how am is my cast supposed to even react to this outside disgust, nausea, and meta humor anyway?
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Disgust, nausea, and meta humor were the intended response.
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[ Very well]
Collin:*blurghlbe!*
Synder:*faints*
Entegra:*very slowly moves away from Sprout, and by extension, Cream's general area* I was trying to eat before you had just eradicated my desire to every ingest any food ever again.
Matt: This was supposed to be a silly comic about Entegra being goofy... Why is the roleplay starting off with disgusting stuff coming out of an underage rabbit's sexual organs?!
Ben: What hideous disaster is going to happen this time? Even I'm hesitant to continue this. Thankfully the cartoonist's mother didn't see this or we'd be put out of a job...
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Luigifan: *Luigifan curiously wanders in.* Hey, what's the drama about?
*One explanation from Galaxina later...*
Luigifan: o_o; What the funtz... What the funtz... What the funtz... Cannot unhear...
Sprout: -_-; There's no need to rub it in...
Amy: *Amy also walks into the room at this moment, looking very angry.* Wait- what was that you just said?!?
*Moments later, after Galaxina has to explain again, Amy is trying to bash Sprout's head in.*
Amy: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO CREAM, YOU BASTARD?!?!?
Sprout: I don't know!!!
Luigifan: What the funtz... What the funtz... What the funtz... I knew Green Horse was a twisted piece of work, but to think that he might have programmed Sprout to occasionally black out and start banging chicks whether he likes it or not... what the hell...
Garcia: *peeking in* What's the big ruckus over?!? I'm trying to conduct an experiment down here!!!
Luigifan: *looking very ill* ...I don't think I have the heart to explain...
Amy: This bastard just raped Cream!!!
Sprout: I swear I didn't - not intentionally, anyways - I don't know what's going on here!!! I would never hurt her on purpose!!!!
Galaxina: ...I think the best thing to do right now would be to let Merlin know what's going on...
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Matt:*mimics Krieg(borderlands 2) to drown out the disgust with his own madness* Meat bicycles! Come back when thou obtain the fluffiness of a skag!
Ben: Well Matt just bailed out on us. Like that all he can do is... be more crazy.
Matt: My fluffy monster mother is off limits! I don't wanna be a big brother!
Cosmo: I know you're upset about those people said about Toriel but don't you think you are overreacting?
Matt: No! She is my fluffy mother! They just jealous she loves her kids more!
Cosmo:*continues the odd conversation with Matt*
Ben: Let's go before he says something really stupid.
Matt: Feed me Seymour!
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Sprout: I don't even know what that means - some advice would be helpful here-
Amy: DIE IN A FIRE!!!!!! *swats Sprout across the room*
Galaxina: Amy, he didn't do it on purpose-
Amy: *Amy doesn't seem to be listening...*
Tails: W-what the heck's going on here?!?
Sonic: 
Annie: *yelling from another room* Could you please stop screaming and roughhousing?!? You're scaring the children!!!!
Anastasia:
Horizon:
Carnation:
Dandelion: I have heard some very ugly things today... *shudder*
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Ben: You should not have said that...
Matt:*Pokes his head into the room with the children... His bloody Gas Mask wearing head* Hey what's going on in this thread?
Cosmo:*pulls Matt away* Matt wasn't actually talking about anything relevant.
Matt: No bad touch! Hugs okay. Why didn't I get more hugs?!
Entegra: Alright what is he going crazy about anyway? I need a bloody translation before he drives me crazy with this nonsense.
Cosmo: If I'm correct he's upset over some people apparently finding Toriel appealing in that way. Despite being well, rather old.
Matt: Go whine to M.Bates over your stupid desires. Mother is off limits. Other mother too. You're next hardback cover.
Cosmo: Don't talk about Mighty like that.
Synder:*groggily gets up* Perhaps if we get to finding out how to end this we can resume a more tactful RP. The Cartoonist has half a mind to just delete this entire thing.
Matt: More yelling for the sound god!
Synder: The sooner we do that the sooner we can shut Matt up as well.
Entegra: Good you heard the dragon, figure out something so we can erase this stupidity out of our brains already!
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Luigifan: I think this is one of those situations where being blunt is the only solution, but then again, I have Asperger's, so I'm not the best person to go to for social advice.
Cassandra: Hm? What's the problem?
*After yet another explanation*
Cassandra: 
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Matt: I don't see a connection here! I don't know what we're yelling about!
Cosmo: Well...
Entegra: Stop that, I don't want to hear that a second time. Cassandra, if you would think faster that would be most excellent.
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Cassandra: I'm trying!
Cream: 
Sprout: o_e;
Luigifan: Um... Uh... Ah... Uh... Um...
Cream: ...Uh-oh. This isn't good news, is it?
Amy: Oh, it most certainly isn't...
Sprout: I'm doomed.
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Matt: Sprout did something something. I don't know! I just want a warm fluffy hug! Yours is perfect.*hugs Cream*
Cosmo: Cream be very, very cautious. Matt isn't himself right now so please don't make loud noises or sudden movements.
Entegra: Your sacrifice shall not be forgotten Cream.
Synder: He's only hugging her, I don't see the problem here.
Matt:*As Synder said, he literally is only hugging her. The issue is that he doesn't seem to want to let go*
Cosmo: He'll get tired eventually, by then he should be back to normal.
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Cream: ... ... ... 
Sprout: *begins helplessly stammering*
Cream: ...Uh-oh. *turning to Luigifan* Luigifan?
Luigifan: *Luigifan tries to start talking, only to suddenly stop.* Uh... excuse me... *Luigifan runs to the bathroom and throws up.*
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Cosmo: He uhh...
Matt: Did ugly thing. Uneeing now! No wait, cannot unsee!
Cosmo: He kind of... kinda spread some seeds around the area or something.
Matt: HE IS MULTIPLYING!
Synder: That would make sense. If Sprout was a "female" plant!
Entegra: There is a pretty good chance his body committed pollen rape on you.
Cosmo: Entegra..!
Entegra:*mockingly* Yes, that is my name. Telling things bluntly is my game.*serious* I for one would like to move on to what exactly the hell this is going to cause and why it happened!
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Cream: ...What?!? D: Sprout, how could you do such a thing?!?
Sprout: I swear it wasn't on purpose... I wasn't even aware that I was doing it! I didn't realize what happened until I saw you dropping seeds in the woods!
Cream: ...That doesn't sound so bad-
Sprout: ...From your crotch.
Cream: o_e;
Sprout: I'm sorry.
Cream: How did you find out about this anyways?!?
Sprout: I woke up in the middle of the night to find that you were missing. I got worried about you, but then picked up your scent and found that you had not been carried away, but had left of your own volition. Curious,Β I followed your scent and found that it led out of the Pikachu Cave, which worried me all over again. I continued following you and eventually found you in a clearing in the woods, still fast asleep, squatting on the ground with your underpants nearby. Then I looked down and found that you were dropping seeds from your vagina onto the ground, and it slowly dawned on me what had happened. I was left to just wait and keep you safe from harm until you were done dropping seeds, after which I slipped your underpants back on and carried you back to bed.
Cream: ...
Sprout: Cream... I never meant for this to happen. I know we're not yet ready to be parents. I'm not even sure how it happened... My only guess is that the Trophic Blenders deliberately engineered my body to take every chance possible to spread its genes - if not consciously on my part, then unconsciously while I'm asleep. And as for you,Β I think the seeds inside you may have been using some sort of rudimentary telepathy-slash-mind-control to make you sleepwalk to a good spot to plant them.
Cream: Sprout... I'm confused... So... this wasn't really your fault?
Sprout: I'm confused, too. Technically, it was my fault, but technically, it also wasn't. I didn't do it voluntarily, but I still did it... It's incredibly complicated. All I know for sure isΒ that we may have to sleep in separate beds... at least until we're actually ready to have children. I'm so sorry about this, Cream... I didn't want to hurt you.
Cream: ... *Cream is very confused and unsure whether or not she should accept Sprout's apology.*
Sprout: What really scares me is that, knowing Green Horse... as proud as he is of me, I'm probably not the only Seedrian-Mobian hybrid he's tweaked like this. He may have done the same to any male Seedrian or part-Seedrian he could find the time to personally engineer... and maybe not just the males... It might explain why my sister Illyana is so attached to Devon...
Luigifan: Yeah, I remember when we first met that guy... He is such a sickening man-whore. His libido is only exceeded by Collin. Collin. I was baffled as to how he could be satisfied with just Illyana, but... if your words are true, Sprout, then it all makes sense. Illyana's libido matches Devon's! No wonder those two are inseparable... and I'm not sure whether to find that cute or disgusting. Or both.
Sprout: ...Isn't Lindsay's cousin Rebecca also in an intimate relationship with a defector from the Trophic Blenders?
Lindsay: ...She is. She's dating this cat-rabbit-Seedrian hybrid named Lowen who saved her from being taken captive by the Trophic Blenders and left them with her... 0_o; Sprout... Are you suggesting that this could happen to them?
Sprout: Yes, that's exactly what I was suggesting. We need to warn Rebecca, Lowen, and Rebecca's parents about this. Sooner, rather than later.
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Matt:*dropped Cream upon hearing Green Horse* Filthy filthy Horse man! Kill him, skin him, make glitter glue out of him! YAAAAA-*explodes back to his normal self. Cream is unharmed*
Entegra: Finally, it looks like he's stopped yelling.
Matt: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU FOR SOME REASON!
Entegra: God bloody damnit.
Cosmo: Wait what about my sister? She was captured the Trophic Blenders. Please tell me she isn't going to suddenly start dropping Mighty-Galaxina seedlings all over the place.
Synder: This conversation is just one big downward spiral of nausea and filthy sex... I mean who in their right minds makes it so that nearby people can get others "pregnant" when they share the same area? Yes, yes, I know the irony of a surrogate talking about this, but that's messed up. Not everyone needs to have children.
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Sprout: ...Oh God... You... You have a point. That is a very real possibility...
Mighty: *actually looks disgusted* What the hell?!? 
Galaxina: 
Mighty: No. I may be a pervert, but I respect a woman's boundaries, dammit! Unlike that little runt-
Sprout: (a.k.a. "that little runt") I DIDN'T DO THIS ON PURPOSE!!!
Cream: Please stop picking on him...
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Matt: DO WHAT?!
Synder: Mighty, Sprout literally was doing nothing when this happened. Green Horse has apparently made him physically incapable of NOT impregnating women with seeds, or something along those lines.
Entegra: Urgh, that is THE single dumbest thing I have ever heard. Why would you even do such a thing, reproduction is important but CONSENT is equally important.
Cosmo:*silently praying that Galaxina hasn't been modified to be like Sprout*
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Sprout: Er... I suspect that if Green Horse did modify Mother in that way, it'd only heighten her libido. *chuckling* So I don't think she's been affected that way.
Lindsay: I'm more worried about Rebecca...
Mighty: And every other woman on Westside Island.
Sprout: ...What are you implying?
Mighty: Only what we already know - that the Trophic Blenders have zero respect for the concept of monogamy, and will sleep with any member of the opposite sex they can get their paws, hooves, hands, or whatever else on.
Sprout: In other words-
Mighty: That our "friend" Lowen might, if not reined in, pollinate every woman on Westside Island. Perhaps repeatedly.
Marcus: ...
Mighty: Yes, that includes Lucy.
Marcus: o_e;
Lindsay: Ouch.
Luigifan: I thought Art Flow users were less fertile than most people...
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Entegra: The child support costs would be insane.
Cosmo: Phew... If I know my sister, it's that she's a prude and she still is.
Synder: That's... Not exactly a nice way of putting it...
Matt: What's wrong with monogamy? It shows devotion.
Collin: Easy for you to say, you only have feelings for one person.
Synder: Completely different subject Collin. We'd best break out some new rules for Lowen and find out how to keep Sprout from impregnating people like flowers. The thought of me becoming the mother of one of his children is disturbing...
Entegra: For once your addiction to a child filled belly is helping you.
Cosmo: Can we focus on the tasks at hand please?
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Sprout: For the record, I've always been interested in Cream and Cream alone.
Mighty: Yeah, well, you're the exception.
Luigifan: *opening a portal to Westside Island* Can we just get to Linus's place already? *Just then, two biker foxes - a female fox and a male hedgefox - come crashing through the portal. Followed by a car full of mafia goons. The bikes manage to swerve, but the car wipes out and crashes into a nearby wall.* The hell-
Lindsay: William and Serena pissed off the mafia again?!?
William (the male biker): Hey! Our latest package turned out to be something they didn't want delivered!
Lindsay: Every other package you two deliver turns out to be something the mafia doesn't want delivered.
Serena (the female biker): True. Hey, thanks for opening that portal right in front of us. We probably wouldn't have gotten away from those goons without your help.
Luigifan: You're... welcome...?
*The mafia goons exit the wreckage of their car, only to be immediately concussed by Legault.*
William: Hey, Legault! Long time, no see!
Legault: ...William? Good to see you! And... Who's the lady again?
William: Serena Rider. My girlfriend.
Serena:
Luigifan: Can we focus here before Rebecca ends up suffering a fate worse than death - no, the fate worse than death?
William: What?!? What are you talking about?
Luigifan: I'm talking about RAPE!!!!
Sprout:
William: D:
Serena: D:
Lindsay: Luigifan's just being melodramatic. Something odd happened with Sprout and Cream, and we're just worried that the same thing might happen with Rebecca and Lowen.
Cream: *looks very uncomfortable*
Annie: *sigh* This is going to be very, very awkward.
Lillian: Agreed. *shudder*
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Synder: Am I the only one worried that Sprout somehow impregnated Cream WITHOUT making physical contact? Who's to say it can't affect every other female in the room? After all Cream was affected against Sprout's will.
*Bikers arrive*
Matt: Apparently Green Horse decided to make it impossible for his creations to NOT impregnate people! They have no control over their reproductive organs!
Cosmo: I think we might want to hurry on before Matt starts getting irate and explodes again.
Matt: GRRRRGH!
Entegra: I have no idea what you mean, he looks perfectly normal.
Collin: Yup, totally normal.
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Sprout: Yeah, I'm worried about that, too...
Cream: o_e;
William: Wait. Are you saying that my sister and her boyfriend might... um... "do it" without either of them even being aware of it?
Sprout: Exactly.
Lillian: Wait, which sister?
William: -_-; Rebecca, of course. Har de har.
Serena: ... ... ...Ew.
Luigifan: Yeah, let's just go tell them...
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Synder: Her and every last person in the nearby vicinity from what it seems.
Cosmo: Why would you make someone do that? One guy can't possibly care for all those children.
Matt: I swear, I will kill Green Horse someday.
Collin:*throws ketchup at Matt*
Matt:*faints*
Cosmo: You should figure out the difference between blood and ketchup first.
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Serena: o_e; *Serena folds her legs tightly together, looking rather uncomfortable.*
William: Sarah is going to flip when she hears about this.
Sprout: Um... Knowing Green Horse, his idea is that the seeds will just grow in a quiet, fertile area into seedlings that will then grow into adults, and then join society.
Luigifan: ...Without having any sort of parental figures? Or anything to teach them anything?
Sprout: Apparently. I've seen a small rabbit girl wandering around these woods. She can't be older than 4 - about the same age as Isaac - and she bears an uncanny resemblance to Mother. I think she might be my niece.
Galaxina: O_o;
Sprout: More specifically, Blendin or Mixi's daughter.
Felicia: ...Whoa. [The rabbit girl Sprout mentioned is Forest, Isaac's future girlfriend.]
Luigifan: Argh. That's kinda messed up. We have to warn Rebecca and Lowen. As soon as possible!
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Synder: First he makes it so that his creations can make every nearby woman "pregnant" and then the seed takes over their mind so that they just leave the child in the forest with no concepts of anything?Β Does this man have ANY ideas that don't mess with the laws of nature?
Matt: I believe that's an obvious no. The more i hear about this jerk the more I want to stab him in the gut!
Cosmo: That poor bunny is probably going to starve, we have to go and save her.
Collin: You do it, I ain't going near a naked *** rabbit.
Synder: I have no idea whether I am pleased or not.
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Sprout: She's part-Seedrian, Aunt Cosmo. Like you and me, she's capable of photosynthesis. She's in no danger of starving. She is, however, in danger of growing up with absolutely no social skills whatsoever.
Luigifan: *opening a portal* Can we get going- *Another mafia car barrels through the portal and crashes.* Just how badly did you piss off the mafia this time?!?
William: Well... We're delivering evidence that could get a mob boss convicted of conspiracy to instigate a violent conflict in the Third World in an effort to raise the price of diamonds.
Serena: Which means that he will stop at nothing to kill us and prevent the delivery. He already killed the guys who gave us the package... And he'd have killed us if you didn't put that portal in our way.
Lindsay: *wincing* Oh dear... Which mob boss is it?
William: The one called "The Hammer."
Legault: *spit-take* That... is not good...
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Cosmo: That just means here brain is going to starve instead of her stomach.
Matt: The world has enough mentally retarded people as is! You can't just let these innocent people get born and utterly ruined, that's like having a son and then breaking his legs because you think it's better than him breaking his legs after riding a bike.
Collin: You come up with weird comparisons.
Synder: Urgh... How are we going to past this. The group is split up enough as is. Some of us want to save the rabbit girl so she can lead another life, the rest are trying to keep one of Green Horse's victims from unintentionally impregnating a whole town, all the while we're dealing with mafia goons from a group some of us don't even know about! God, please stop piling your work on us.
Collin: I vote we raid the "hammer" base and have an awesome explosion ridden movie made about it. With a sex scene between the two guys who just showed up. Will and overly complicated name girl.
Cosmo: Serena isn't overly complicated.
Collin: Shut up Cos... Coz... Cosmo.
Cosmo:
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Lindsay: Ooh! Ooh! I'll supply the explosions! *Apparently, Lindsay didn't hear much of what Collin said after "explosion-ridden movie".*
Legault: Um... Lindsay...
William: 
Serena: 
Luigifan: *cautiously peeks through the portal* Phew, no mafia cars- holy sh** they've got a helicopter!!! *retreats back into the Pikachu Cave*
Serena: Like I said. We were so screwed... Ugh, my parents are probably worried sick!
Lucy: *suddenly appears from the Art Flow* Guys! There's mafia goons running amok in town! They've captured Linus and his entire family!!!! And apparently they want some package in exchange for their safety!
William: 
Luigifan: This just gets more and more complicated...
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Collin: Your point?
Matt: Why do they even have that?!
Synder: Alright Matt, you're time to shine.
Matt: What? I can't fight off a mafia this big!
Synder: Of course not, you'll be trying to stop Lowen. Entegra will join us as we stop this mafia nonsense.
Entegra: I've always wanted to prove the tommy gun was useless.
Cosmo: They have helicopters Entegra, they probably have even stronger guns as well.
Entegra: Dammit, you people learn how to take the fun out of everything! I just hope drider kind doesn't follow your design.
Collin: ... Wait, can drider's even play volleyball?
Entegra: And just what is the idiot implying now.
Matt: Probably something involving Dead or Alive, the fighting game where all the women have breasts as big as their heads and the bodies of 18-year-olds.
Entegra: Alright, I especially hope we don't get that. We'd have males committing suicide left and right all because they had to go and be wankers.
Cosmo: What does "wanker" mean anyway?
Entegra: One who masturbates.
Cosmo:
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Luigifan: *opening a portal into the village* ._.; Uh-oh...
*Hundreds of mafia goons are in the village, carefully watching everything.*
Lindsay: *Lindsay runs through the portal and starts sneaking around the village, slipping bombs into mafia goons' pockets and exploding their pants.*
Mafia goons: *The mafia goons yell in pain, anger, and confusion and begin running around shooting anything that moves.*
Luther: Oh God...
Lindsay: *running back to the others* Well, I think I made a pretty good distraction...
Luther: How did you not get caught?!?
Lindsay: I'm just that good.
Luther: ... *Luther smirks, then hugs Lindsay.*
Luigifan: 
Legault:
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Synder: Lindsay... Distractions are best when they don't involve getting innocents killed.
Matt:*too busy cowering to continue his mission*
Entegra:*throws Matt through the portal* Enough blubbering! Do your mission ya sissy!
Mafia Goon:*notices Matt and prepares to attack*
Matt: Ah... Ah... AAAAHHH!*mimicsΒ Yoshikage Kira and uses Bites the Dust on the goon*
*one minute earlier*
Matt:*surrounded by mafia goons, who have not yet become hostile*
Lindsay:*begins her "distraction"*
Matt: ... (Fudge...)*runs away*
*after the events that lead up to Matt making an explosion*
Synder: Anyone feel as if someone screwed around with time?
Entegra: Eh, the moron blew himself up again. At least he had the dignity to blow up someone else too this time.
Cosmo: Alright, but we still have a bunch of mafia guys to deal with. Any plans?
Entegra: K-
Cosmo: That aren't just "kill them all"
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Legault: I like Entegra's plan.
Lindsay: ...I'd prefer if we just knocked them all out and cuffed them or something.
Lillian: ...I hope Patrick's still all right...
William: Hey, the mafia's distracted! Can we just save my family before they gather their wits and shoot 'em all dead?!?
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Entegra: I like my plan too.
Cosmo: You're asking for too much if you are planning for me to kill someone.
Synder: And I for one do not want to traumatize children with burning people.
Ben: And THIS is why I tried to remain as a "cold sniper" in this series.
Synder: No we aren't letting you blast holes in their heads. Just use a stun gun or incapacitate them.
Entegra:*simply uses a mook as a human shield to head for the next one once the shield dies and repeat the process*
Cosmo: Never has standing behind someone been so brutal...
*meanwhile*
Matt:*mimicked Wander and is using his magic sword to find Lowen* It's a good thing the mafia doesn't go after every random sparkling thing the find or this would be going very bad for me.
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Luigifan: Ugh, Linus and his family are probably gonna be killed at this rate. As soon as someone tells the guys holding 'em hostage that we're here, it's game over! Now if only a certain someone didn't Leeroy Jenkins...
Lindsay: 
William: "Whoops?!?" MY FAMILY'S GOING TO BE KILLED!!!!!
Serena: W-we may have no choice but to hand over the package...
Luigifan: And let Hammer successfully carry out his scheme to instigate a pointless, bloody war to line his own pockets?!? I don't like that outcome.
Legault: Then there's only one thing we can do.Β We've got to find some way to disrupt their communications, and fast!!! And get to Uncle Linus's house ASAP to deal with the hostage-takers!!!
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