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Published: 2012-08-16 20:42:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 3365; Favourites: 138; Downloads: 18
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Mirage, how did you get this comm. number?No... seriously... take a hint.
He's blocked you like fifty times before this.
You are becoming creepy.
'Cuz, sweety, that's not how you woo someone. >:T
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...Look at that smug-ugly grin Mirage has on his face... If I was Cliffjumper, I'd probably punch it when I saw it in person... or molest it... probably, most definitely molest it, but yes... I'D DO SOMETHING TO IT, THAT'S FOR SURE.
Also, you can find and reblog this on my Tumblr here: [link] Mirage, Cliffjumper Β© Hasbro/Takara-Tomy
Art Β© *Misfit-Minion , 2012
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Comments: 39
Wow. Poor Cliffjumper. Nothing worse than some mech stalking you. But hey. At least it is not someone like Megatron, Shockwave, or Starscream.
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Sooooo, Mirage = Zap Brannigan? (Except not THAT much of an incompetent dick?) XD
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He's just all dick, baby. ALL DICK, ALL THE TIME.
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I just love this. Cliffjumper looks so irritated that its adorable ... though I would have to agree. I wouldn't know if I should molest or punch it either.
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Ya wanna just pinch his little cheeks~!
It's such a hard decision. On the one hand, Mirage is a douche; face punching is in order here. On the other, it's freakin' Mirage... so molestations...Y/Y?
ARGH! Decisions, decisions...
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Laughs. Yes, the Y/Y options are definitely in order.
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LOL I swear I have this same situation in reality 
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Oh damn, lol. Hopefully the guy's not THAT bothersome! It's funny in cartoons, but not that much in the real world. And thanks!
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He ISSSSSSS :l and youre very welcome ;D
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Oh, Raj... YOU NEED A NEW HOBBY, I SWEAR. >XD
And thank you~!
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Oh God, Mirage is such a cutie pie. 
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Such a delicious little thing, no?
And thank you so much! I'M FEELING LIKE QUITE THE PRO NOW, AWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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For all we know, he could be in that room, or the next, just pissing Cliffjumper off.
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Honestly... it would not surprise me in the least if he was! XD
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It's really hard to get a restraining order on a spy...
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HIDE YO SPARKLINGS, HIDE YO FEMMES -- AND 'SPECIALLY HIDE YO SPARKMATES, CUZ THEY RAPIN' ERRYBOT UP IN HEYAH.
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"I wonder how many people are actually going to translate this just to know what it says"
GUILTY
My curiosity got the better of me...
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And now that you have accomplished this great feat... I can die happy now...
But seriously, you have no clue how hard I started laughing when I read your message. Thanks for that! XD
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I got as far as 'actually' before I realized what it was probably going to say... Its not the first time its happened to me, so its all good!
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Soon as I read the title and saw Clifford's face, I bust a gut
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Ha ha, thank you! ^_^
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Wow! You sure put a lot of detail into this! I love your background and the screens And what great expressions too!
Poor Cliff, he doesn't have it any easier since they have to work together in Intel. XD Mirage needs a new hobby.
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THANK YOU! It took me so many long, frustrating hours to get it how I wanted, but I am so proud of this pic! IT WAS LIKE WATCHING MAGIC HAPPEN AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE I WAS THE ONE DOING IT.
Stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk... ect., ect.... that's how Mirage rolls, bitches. XD
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Mirage is all: Oh, heeeeey, Cliffy.
Cliffjumper: STFU.
Anyways, great stuff. Into my favorites it shall go.
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I can see Mirage being slightly stalker-ish because of Cliff's attitude in my head, for some reason. Like, "Oh, hello, I'm rich and irresistible. Gaze upon my magnificence! You obviously want to throw yourself at my feet, no?"
And Cliffjumper is pretty much and ignores him without batting an eyelash.
Which prompts Mirage into the stalker business, because HOW CAN ANYONE REFUSE HIM DOES NOT COMPUTE I MUST PICK AND CAJOLE AT THIS MINI-BOT TO SEE WHAT MAKES HIM TICK SO THAT HE WILL COME TO MY BERTH WILLINGLY
But that's just pervy me. >:V
And thanks for adding it to your faves! Means a lot to me!
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You and me must share the same mind. xD I think he does that just for the sole purpose of pissing him off.
Mirage, being a stalker doesn't work of Cliffy. It'll work on me, 'cause you're so handsome.
IMEANWHUT?
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CRAZY MIND TWINS. WHOA, SON. And of course Mirage would... he's a dick... at least in my head cannon.
It's like a Pokemon game. Raj has to steadily use small attacks to weaken his opponent until he can capture Cliff and add him to his collection.
Mirage used Stalk!
It's not really effective...
It's okay. everyone wants to be stalked by him. It's your sexiest stalker yet.
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Ugh, sorry for such a late reply. D:
To be honest, I have two canon TFA Mirages: one like yours and one that's just a playful, gentle soul.
Pokemon!Transformers. LOL. I need to name my Zoroark Mirage. xD
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Perfectly alright. I understand that life goes on beyond dA, so it doesn't bother me when I don't get instant replies. ^_^
My Mirage, now that I'm thinking about it, is like a mix of yours. He's a massive dick who believes the world is his personal oyster, but that's because of his Towers upbringing. Once you thaw him out, though, you get to see the real him... or some other such clichΓ© shit, because I'm a lame-ass... OTL
Ah! That's awesome! A Zoroark named Mirage; so fitting! I haven't played PokΓ©mon in forever... I've yet to beat the Elite Four on Platinum and I think I'm only on the second gym leader in White. Come to think of it, I have a TON of games that I've bought but have yet to play -- AND I KEEP BUYING NEW GAMES BEFORE I FINISH THE OTHER ONES SO THEY'RE ALL STARTING TO BUILD UP FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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That's great. Some people just loose their shit. D: And, again, sorry.
YES, ALL DAT CLICHE SHIT. LOL. I'm a suck for shit like that. xD
I want to name my Zoroark Mirage in my BW 2 game, but I can't find that damn name-rater dude. D: Ha, I do the same thing with all my games. I barely finish one, and when it's sequel comes out, I'm all "SHIT, GOTTA BUY." .3.
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This is so cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. Look at the see-through screen and all the glowy stufffffffffffffffffff.
Do the letters actually mean anything or are they just gibberish?
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THANK YOUUUUUUUU~!
I'm so happy that I figured out how to do all that stuff. It was like watching a cave-woman try to figure out how to chisel a wheel out of stone, BUT I MANAGED TO DO IT.
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Proud of you, 4reelz.
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