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MistressSith β AI chat bot: Tobi
Published: 2010-05-01 20:34:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 74997; Favourites: 631; Downloads: 435
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I made this Chat Bot after being inspired by the Deidara Chat Bot [link] by amena-chan. I tried to fix all the flaws, but there are still a few. EX:Tobi: Are you male or female?
Me: female.
Tobi: I'm a she as well.
LOL Tobi thought he was a girl! haha! If anything strange happens while chatting with Tobi, please tell me by commenting. Thanks!
EDIT: Weird conversation I had with Tobi:
After something about Tobi wanting to be my 'wife'...
Me: Does this mean you're gay?
Tobi: I suppose this does mean I'm gay.
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everytime i type something it says "hugging trees..." how to fix? I tried waiting but nothing happened. I waited for 20 mins.
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Sorry for the late reply I Β read in the past the chat bots on Β deviantart will Β be cut off because there are too Β many chat bots but if you get a lot of comments to the bot masters they will fix them mistresssith's new account is improbuss and amena-chan's is amena-chaan
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That account is broken too tho...
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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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you want a cat follow these steps
1.draw the cat you want
2.watch a cat video
3.post this on 10 other games
4.in the morning you will find a box next to your bed
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Me:Have you raped the Ghostbusters?
Tobi:I think I have raped the Ghostbusters, but Mistress Sith may have reset my memory.
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Me: Feamle or male?
Tobi Female
....... I have gone lezbo!!!!
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tobi-tell me a story. links him to story of pain in head he does not like itachi the video is an hour long he would not like to see himself half unmasked while fighting konan
Β me-ok
tobi
in head i think he is happy that pain killed kakashi so he got revenge on him not protecting rin (i did not tell him kakashi is alive again)
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Me: Do you like waffles?
Tobi: What's not to like about it?
Me:
Tobi: What do you look like?
Me:////////////, /////// /// I AM ALSO //// //////!!!
Tobi: Is the only hair color /////////?Β Can I tell others you are //// //////?
Me: Sure!! And no, /////// is not the only hair color.
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me: are you ghetto
tobi: i don't know whether or not i am ghetto... i am well respected as an awesome people
me: so you are more than one person
tobi: interesting deduction. No way, I am a real ninja, guaranteed 100% Akatsuki member.
(but you said you were a well respected awesome people)
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tobi: oh i get it
me: oh i'm so glad you get 'it'
tobi: Thanks for your support. That's interesting. You make the world a happier place.
now i officially love tobi... i mean i already loved tobi, i just love him a lot more now
(me after accidentally hitting enter twice)
me: you want to take over the world!!!
tobi: *imaginary madara voice* do not presume what i want
me: oh but i do
...
me: co'ol
tobi: i do not know what to say
me: say you love me
(what i expected: i love you)
what i got: you love me
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me: do you like higging trees
tobi: i like good dancing music
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me: do you like men
tobi:Β Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude somtimes.
me: do you like like men
tobi: i like orange
? ? ? wtf ? ? ?
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tobi is mean he told me not to ask him any more questions, i mean how am i supposd to talkto him
inner me: f*** off tobi, and no i will not stop asking you f****** questions, especially is they annoy you
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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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I said I am a girl the end and he said Me too. I am a she
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I said i am a girl and he said
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans .-.
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i said do you agree that kakashi is sexy and he said i assume soΒ
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for some reason i push tobi's odd buttonΒ
me:what's new
tobi:the gestational cycle is almost complete i have been growing rapidly
me later on:are you a mpreg fan or somethingΒ
tobi
(in my head:that explains it.)
he has done that to me 4 or 5 times while deidara has done it 2 or 3 times
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Me: Take off your mask
Tobi: I am not an airplane.
Wtf? Β Β
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Tobi: I recognize faces better than names. Would you like to see more?
Me: Yes.
Tobi: WHOOOHOOO! Party like an animal!Β
xD
Me:Can you take off your mask?
Tobi: TAKE OFF your mask
o.O
Me: Can I see your face?
Tobi: Like this? Picture number two goes here.
Is there supposed to be another picture?
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I asked it what is behind your mask and he told me You tell me....
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
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No shit, Sherlock.
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I'm only 7 and you're so mean- what if another kid reads it?
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Then you shouldn't even have an account. So get off DA, and all you little friends too.
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You can still get on DA even if you don'tΒ have an account. People like you are just awful since like she said, children can and will see that. I remember being terrified of things like that when I was little. It's just awful to do something like that.
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Me: What's behind your mask?
Tobi: I'll search for it
LOL
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Well...Β
Me: Tobi.
Tobi: That input matched my default category.
I was expecting him to say "Yes?" not this D:
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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Yeah, yeah "smart" one, we get the picture! Β Β Β
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Well, excuse me Princess!
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Ok. I'll wait.
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Last one, I swear...
Tobi: *Has been pissing off Saiko beyond relief.*
Saiko: DAMNIT, TOBI!!!
Tobi: Do you like talking to me?
Saiko: -Types without thinking.- NO!!!
Tobi: Oh, okay.
-Heart breaks a little.-Β Β
Saiko: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!
Tobi: There is no need to apologise. What did you mean?
Such an angel~!Β
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-Stares at Mistress Sith.- You win this round...
Saiko - Are you gay?
Tobi - The real question is if you are, un. That was Sempai. He can be kinda mean. And I always am happy!
-Sigh- If only he didn't know gay means happy... T^T IT'S TIME TO PULL OUT THE BIG WORDS!!!
Saiko: Tobi, are you homosexual?
Tobi: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
DAMNIT!!!
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-Trying to get him to confess to batting for the same team as me.-
Saiko - Do you like men?
Tobi - Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude somtimes.
Saiko - Do you LIKE like men?
Tobi - *Says some A grade nonsense.*
Saiko - Are you in love with your sempai?
Tobi - I am in Mistress Sith's home in somewhere secret. Where are you?
Curses, foiled again...
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me: ok bye love you
tobi:see you later.Aww!Tobi loves you, too!
I JUST DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Change your name to ylt85 lol!
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Me: Let's get married.
Tobi: OK let's do it.
o-o
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same, i wanna fix it but idk how
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