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MJRoxMyRhinestoneSox — he swallowed a bug...damn
Published: 2011-12-09 05:34:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 485; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 3
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it's the cursed bug again!
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Bloom Rose
, the little darling's crying.
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Me*trying to sleep*: Bloom Rose, please stop, I'm trying to sleep.
Bloom Rose
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hush my little Bloom Rose. don't cry...
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Me:Gah.
Bloom Rose
Maybe she's hungry.
Maybe she wants to be played with.
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what's wrong, Bloom rose?
Bloom Rose:
hmm... *picks her up and pats her on back*
Bloom Rose: *buuuuurp*...
there. all better
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me
Aha
THAT'S what the problem was.
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me:Now baby Bad Jr's crying... , go see what's wrong with our baby son.
Baby Bad Jr
You're this guy too--->
He should go over, pick baby bad Jr up and try to find out what's wrong.
I'm his twin.
Bro, why is my baby nephew crying?
Baby Bad Jr !
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hmm...come on little bro. what's the matter?
Baby Bad Jr
hmm...where's your binky? oh there it is! *finds binky on the floor* let me wash this off and then you can have it, Bad Jr
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Me:I hope he isn't mad at me...
No one can be mad at YOU, my star.
Bloom Rose:Guu.*reaches to me*
Me:I'll hold you, but only if Bad Jr DOESN'T become jealous! Bad Jr, stop that, you know I love you...You hungry, son?
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Bad Jr. goo!
i think that's a yes
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Me:Come here, mama feed you, ok? Want a bottle?*he's looking at my boobs*: Oh somebody wants mom's boobs.
Bloom Rose
Me: Beat it, plz come feed Bloom.
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ok *picks up Bloom Rose* you hungry, baby?
Bloom Rose
ok *gets baby bottle and Bloom Rose feeds hungrily*
Bloom Rose: om nom nom nom
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Me:Here.*I uncover one breast*
Bad Jr*latches on and feeds hungrily*:Nom nom nom...Mmm.
* =you looks kinda horny*
Dude, quit making that face around your kid.
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Beat It Jr:Mom has some HOT boobs.
Bad Jr:Goo!
* =you doesn't like Beat It Jr saying naughty words around the babies*
Me:Feed and be quiet, son.
Bad Jr:Me full.*gropes it*
This can only mean my bro's son will be in love with his mom when he's older.
Beat It Jr:I'm in love with mom already.
Me:Eww, Beat It Jr.
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Beat It Jr:...
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don't say things like that. it makes people uncomfortable
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Me: Our baby son shouldn't grope my boob either.
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he shouldn't. *whispers* that's MY job
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Me:Hmm...You should ask me to marry you.
Mez:Yes he should.
Me:Mez agrees you should ask me to marry you.
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well! in that case *gets down on one knee* Rose? Will you marry me?
Mez:
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Me:Yes. I will...Hey Mez, why don't we all get married in a double wedding? You and Michael, and me and Bad Michael?
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Mez: i like the sound of that 
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Me:Indeed!
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you ready to get married, Mez?
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Mez, i feel kinda guilty
Mez: how come?
cuz i used to love Rose so much...now i'm with you...
Mez: don't feel bad, Michael
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Me:I can't have Michael anymore, ...
Cheer up darling, I still love you.
Me:Thanks, Valtor.
You'll always be my darling.
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Mez, i wanna tell Rose i still love her. what should i do?
Mez: i think you should do what you think is right.
sigh...
WOW! look how fast THIS changed around!
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Me:Valtor, what should I do?
Well, if Michael still loves you, I suggest he makes a move, or you'll be my wife instead, darling.*has a ring in his hands*
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ok, Mez. i'll tell Rose I still love her
Mez:
*walks up to Rose* , i still love you. do you still love me?
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Me:he he...
I was on the verge of proposing to her too...
Baltor:Looks like you lost out, bro.
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she's still mine, , even though i love Mez, i'm IN love with Rose
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