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MJRoxMyRhinestoneSox — he swallowed a bug...damn
Published: 2011-12-09 05:34:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 485; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 3
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it's the cursed bug again!
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*sticks his tongue out at*
Mez: you have a lot to learn about Micheal,
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me*I slap *: DON'T BE A WISE-ASS MICHAEL!*I hug *
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Me:You can't be a wise-ass to like that, he has feelings too.
I'm just as human as all of you are.
Baltor*coughs*
Do you have something to say, Baltor?
Baltor:No I was just coughing.
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Me:hmm...
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XD! but that's a lucky bug there...*sigh*
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yes it is...
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i wonder what the inside of MJ's throat looks like. it's probably got bright neon lights and sparkles and music always playing
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I LOL'd! That's funny! That bugs probably like, "YEAH! ALRIGHT!"
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL RIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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Hmmm I think bug needs some ketchup on it...Yeah stupid bug.
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stupid bug
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Yeah...Like on Chowder once, Chowder swallowed a bug!
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I LOVE CHOWDER! why'd they take it off the air?!?
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CUZ THEY'RE DICKS!!!!
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yeah! just like Disney channel took off all the good cartoons like The Emperor's New School and put on crappy sitcoms
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IKR!!!!
dang i'm in a ikr mood XD
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Yeah
Me*I start annoying Michael*: Ooh, banana! Ooh, banana! Ooh, banana!!!
*Michael looks annoyed*
Me: Ooh, banana! Ooh, banana! Ooh, banana!!!
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this shit is BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
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Me:And you're sexy, Beat it, S-E-X-Y!!! Oops I just made him horny!!!!
HE IS HORNY! H-O-R-N-Y!!!
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oh NOEZ!
oh girl...you so sexy
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Me:You are too...OH NO IT'S MY BIRTH FATHER, HE WANTS TO HURT ME AGAIN, PROTECT ME, !!!
Birth father*trying to harm me again*
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beat it away from this girl you son-of-a-bitch!!!
*does epic awesomeness to beat the evil dude*
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Me:Yay!
*Then Michael's dad, Joseph, drags my dad off to beat him*
Me:I love you, Beat It!
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Me:Haha your dad's beating the sh*t out of my dad! Ummm...Should we...get married?
~~~
Joseph*beating the sh*t outta my real dad*:TAKE THIS!
my real dad
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let's get married, Rose. will you be my wifey?
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Me:Yes.
*post wedding*
Me:Hey Joe, thanks for beating my dad to death for me.
Joseph:Anything for you, daughter-in-law.
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Me
Joseph:Why don't you two go start giving me grandkids?
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Me:No, he's right, I love you and I wanna have kids with you.
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in that case *sweeps to bedroom* oh baby i wanna make babies with you
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Me:Let's do this.
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(many hours later)
omg baby, that was the best sex evah. and guess what? you preggo
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Me*pregnant*:yay!
*4 months go by*
Me*4 months gone*:I look...sexy.
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Me*4 months*
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Me*4 months*:Thanks.
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Me*4 months*
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would you like me to get you anything, sweetie?
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