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sketch by I ask for her permission to line and color this
Why is Discord wearing a collar chain?
its from her fanfiction
don't worry Assurdita, I to get scared of my own my dad sometimes. lol
gotta go
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I still think miss innocent has dominance problem... Theres probably a whip hidden somewhere on her body...
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Discord, old boy, a divorce would be a honorable retreat!
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Discord: *whispers* Ive tried, she wont even let me close to the signing table...
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*Sends magically the divorce paperds and a pen to his hands, paws, claws or whatever..* ^^
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Discord: Oh, no! *drops them*
Celestia: *smiles sweetly* What are those, dear? *whip comes out from beneath her wing*
Discord: *whispers* Look what youve done!
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Me? you are the one that wants the divorce, Di!
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Discord: Drop the whip and untie this chain anbd maybe il think about it...
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Deal! *Smooch, kiss, hug*
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Discord: *is taken by surprise from the kiss, responds by kissing bakc lightly, hands wrapping around her neck*
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"Darling, if you thought the soirees were so boring, why didn't you tell me?"
"Celestia, my love, I couldn't! They are supposed to be part of the protocol and duty at Canterlot, I just...well... just..."
"Now I remember why I married you, Di, your kindness, your sweetness! Well, I guess we should try something different. I seem to remember you told me you liked bowling?"
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Discord: *tryes to conceal blush* K-kindness? Well i wouldnt say... And i think i prefer pranks...
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"Come on, silly, I know you quite well! Now, do I need anything special to play?"
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Discord: For the special game i want to play, all oyu need is lips... *leans closer with a flirty look in his eyes*
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Celestia: I like that game... *sensuous eyelashes enter in action*
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discord: *his hands slip on his back and he moves closer, making her sit on her hindlegs, forelegs on his chest* Lets play...
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No way, this is gettin good!
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Ok, then. Nicole begins to sing 'Blue navajo' as backdrop song, accompanied by Zamfir and Octavia, lights begin to dim...
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Discord: *chuckles playfully* Now... Are you ready to embrace chaos?
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Oh, shut up...*Passionate kiss and embrace*
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Discord: *kisses back, hands wrapping around her back as he moaned softly into the kiss*
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J'taime, Cel, j'taime, I love you so much... (Pepe lePew, eat yer heart out)
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Discord: *smiles lustfuly and presses his lips against hers once more, kiss filled with desire and need* I adore you... I need you... Youre the sun of my life...
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And, in that moment, Rainbow Dash crashes through the wall, situating both lovers at 2.3 millimeters from a heart attack!
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Awwwww, come on, why ruin the fuuuun?
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Celestia hasn't sent anybody in exile to the moon in 1000 years. She needs to practice! ^^
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Awwwww ok...
Discord: *pulls away a bit startled* Dont you know its rude to interrupt adults private busyness, child?
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RD: *GROAN* What.. are ... you talking abo...ut... EEH?!? DISCORD?!? WHAT THE HAY>>>?!?!?!?
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Discord: *sigh* *comes closer, lifts up her chin and looks into hereyes with a swirly colorful gaze in his own* You and i, we have not met/ Everything you saw here, you shall forget... Now scram!
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Celestia *chuckling*: You and your ideas of a private wedding!
Discord: And I haven't told you the many times this little trick has helped me when I was in problems with public services! Uh... whatΒ΄s she doing here yet?
RD: I can't scram, nice dragon, because I forgor what "scram" means.
Discord: *FACESLAP*
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(ok, you can use Discord for such words, but please each controls only one's actions... its ok for things like these and it was certainly funny, but in the future i honestly prefer that you would at least tell me before doing something or such, ok? 
Discord: And i cant tell you how many times this happened... Oh well, send her to the filly garden a few years and she will be ok... *his evil tooth sends waves of magic that lift RD in the air and drop her outside the door* Scram means go away please... Now go away please... *smiles ironically and closes the door* *turns back to Celestia and chuckles playfuly* Now, my beloved, were we about to go deeper into our little problem?
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Either that, or its they're into BDSM lol
im kidding
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You dont wanna know, it involves the 3 letter S "word"
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Oh, yes i wanna know!
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Ok then, dont say i didnt you! hehe
BDSM is when one partner of a couple is strapped up and the other uses toys(sex toys, whips, and the odd set of jumper cables) to bring pain and pleasure to his or her partner. Most of the time its pain, but they feel it as pleasure.
It was very awkward to write this lol.
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And it would have been much easier to just say "bondage"
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Oh now you tell me!!! lol jk, yes it would have been
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Leather, whips, naughty talk, "rape", hard sex, purrs, hisses, wild play, tight strapping to the bed... Thats bondage...
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Yup, i no what bondage is, dont remind me hehe
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Well, i dont think its that bad...
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No its not, i just find it awkward to talk about it
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MEh, to me its preety much like a cup of tea... I do RPs with it...
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To each their own lol.
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Again, its true...
Well, the company of perverts gets each and every one of us eventually...
But still, you have no idea how fun it is to have those RPs...
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Im afraid your right, i know a few right now. In fact, i have a buddy (who shall remane nameless) who had shown a friend MLP, and his friend, whom he just converted, started drawing rule 34 instantly. Now, upon further research, and personal findings, i feel that the rule 34 part of this fan community, is a phase. A phase, that will either pass quickly, or string out for a bit. It all depends on what you do (which i havent quite deciphered the answer to, yet.)
And i will never know, hehe. I RP myself, but have never, and probably will never, RP with that in it.
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Bigger fanbase means more rule 34 content, and even if this show is pure, and many people found much good and help in it, the ponie designs (especially the mares) were drawn anatomicly correct, so they look very hot, and its obvious that this will encite some... more... much more... a lot of rule 34...
Meh, you could try...
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Thats the thing about it, the more popular something is, the more rule 34 content is put out. *sigh* It always has to happen to the ponies.
Yes i will admit, the way the animators drew the characters (the mares, im straight, so ya hehe)they made them look very, very attractive. Which, yes your right, can only mean one thing.
Meh, i might one of these days.
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It allways has to happen to everyone! I mean, tho animes are more prone to rule 34 becouse of the audience they have and the very indecent and rebellious subjects, stupid hair, indecent clothes and such...
I for one would love to get a tailsnapped over my nose by one of those mares...
Maybe...
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True it happens to everyone, the animes i can understand more than MLP, yes because of the audience. AND, because of the way that the females in the show are animated. I mean seriously, the animators draw them so provocatively, its like their asking for it for Celestia's sake!!!
Sorry tailsnapped? Role play term i assume?
Yes maybe....
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