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Published: 2008-12-20 00:09:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 431; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 13
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Description Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. Todd?
Mrs. Todd: Top of the morning to ya!
Telemarketer: Ma'am?
Mrs. Todd: One man's trash is another man's treasure, y'know!
Telemarketer: Uh, yeah, is Mrs. Todd around, ma'am--
Mrs. Todd: Don't judge a book by its cover and all that!
Telemarketer: If this isn't a good time--
Mrs. Todd: Six of one and half a dozen of t'other, would you believe!
Telemarketer: *hangs up*
Mrs. Todd: LOLFINALLYLOL *hangs up* Honey, be a dear and cross off the "Cliched Sayings" from the list of things we can do to telemarketers.
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MsgLnk [2014-03-08 03:19:08 +0000 UTC]

I got a telemarketer call on my cell phone once..
I couldn't understand a word the lady was saying because of her accent XD
It sounded like she was speaking Spanish.. XD

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KatChanPWNS [2009-04-11 05:08:30 +0000 UTC]

Here is what I do.

Tele: Hello, Is Julie Kaufman home ATM?
Kat: Yes here I am! Yo Yo Yo! What do you want!?
Tele: Do you want to donate to us?
Katnly if you donate to the Organization of boredom.
Tele: *Hangs up*

;D

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MOJAL In reply to KatChanPWNS [2009-04-14 17:12:17 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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TehHooh [2008-12-22 06:12:24 +0000 UTC]

AHAHA I love this! I so have to do something like this sometime.

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MOJAL In reply to TehHooh [2008-12-22 07:08:31 +0000 UTC]

There's actually a little book sold in the humor section of some book stores that's entirely about ways to fuck with telemarketers. I was *this* close to getting it!

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TehHooh In reply to MOJAL [2008-12-22 18:19:23 +0000 UTC]

Really? That's awesome! I would have bought it on the spot. XD

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